Friday

Environmentalism At UNC!


Trying to do their share for the environment, 
a UNC student group set up a recycling 
container  on campus and posted above 
it this suggestion: "Empty water bottles here." 

After a few days, they realized that they 
should have been a little more specific, 
because when they excitedly went to check 
it later during their next meeting, they didn't 
find any bottles in it - But it was full of water. 

Wife Wanted!



Every man wants a wife who
is beautiful, understanding,
economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife...




Books About Food!




Anthony Bourdain wrote books about food. Hey, let's play "Books About Food." There's "The Ketchup on the Rye." "To Grill a Mockingbird." "The Burritos of Madison County." "Lord of the Onion Rings." "50 Shades of Gravy." "Harry Pot Roast." 
--Craig

Getting The Girls (To Laugh)



What kind of crazy bird yells, 
"Polly wants a cracker"
when it jumps out of an airplane?


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UNC Math Question!



The UNC* math professor 
saw that a sophomore wasn't
paying attention in class. 


She called on him and said,
"What are 3, 4, 28 and 44?"

The sophomore quickly replied, 

"NBC, CBS, Weather Channel, 
and the Cartoon Network!


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Late One Night!



Passing an office building late one 
night, a UNC* student saw a sign 
 that said, "Press bell for night 
watchman." She did so, and after 
several minutes she heard the 
watchman clomping down
the stairs.


The uniformed man proceeded 

to unlock first one gate, then 
another, shut down the alarm 
system, and finally made his
way through the revolving door.

"Well," he snarled at the UNC 

student, "what do you want?"

"I just wanted to know why 

you can't ring it yourself."


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Lonely At The Top!



It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better. 

Vegetarians!



I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. 

***How To Become A Christian***




It's not what you might think!!!

It has nothing to do with a building.

In fact going into a church doesn't
make a person a Christian any
more than walking into a garage
makes him/her an automobile.



It doesn't even require a preacher,

priest or any kind of holy man to
be present. Joining a church won't
do the job either - neither will
following any rules...



No water or any religious paraphernalia

is needed. One might become a Christian
while stranded in the desert/jungle/ocean.



Here's what our Creator God said in His

Handbook For Living - The Bible - has said:

Four important things to KNOW:


1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics,
Hindus,
Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans,
Baptist,
Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.)
have sinned
& fall short of the glory of God.


2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH
(Hell, eternal
separation from God, & damnation)
but the Gift (free & at
no charge to you) of God
(Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is
Eternal Life
(Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ

(God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah,
Prince of
Peace & Savior of the World).


3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized
the world
(Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics,
Hindus, Buddhist,
Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans,
Baptist, Brazilians,
Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.)
that He even gave up
His only begotten (unique) Son,
that whosoever (anyone,
anywhere, anytime - while
still living) believes (trust in,
relies on, clings to,
depends completely on) Him shall
have eternal
(everlasting) life (heaven).



4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH
& THE LIFE.
No one (male/female - American,
Muslim, Jew, Catholic,
Hindu, Buddhist, Asian,
Presbyterian, European, Baptist,
Brazilian,
Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes
(arrives)
to the Father (with GOD in Heaven)
EXCEPT BY (through)
ME (no other name).

This wonderful loving GOD gives you
the choice - - -
(Rev. 3:20)




{Please note that church membership,
baptism, doing good
things, etc. are
not requirements for becoming a Christian -

however they are great afterwards!!!}

Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad
is the road that
leads to destruction (Hell,
damnation, eternal punishment),
and many
enter through it. But small is the gate and
narrow
the road that leads to life (Heaven,
eternal happiness,
forever with God), and
only a few find it. --Matthew 7:13-14




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A Word Or Two (Maybe Three) About Islam!


John Wesley on Islam:

Ever since the religion of Islam appeared in the world, the espousers of it … have been as wolves and tigers to all other nations, rending and tearing all that fell into their merciless paws, and grinding them with their iron teeth; that numberless cities are raised from the foundation, and only their name remaining; that many countries, which were once as the garden of God, are now a desolate wilderness; and that so many once numerous and powerful nations are vanished from the earth! Such was, and is at this day, the rage, the fury, the revenge, of these destroyers of human kind. 


— John Wesley, “The Doctrine of Original Sin, Works” (1841), ix 205


Winston Churchill on Islam:

How dreadful are the curses which Mohammed-anism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.


A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.


Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyzes the social development of those who follow it.


No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome.


—Sir Winston Spencer Churchill (The River War, first edition, Vol. II, pages 248-50 (London: Longmans, Green & Co., 1899).




To My Muslim Friends:

Islam vs. Christianity Comparison!!!

Arabic Students!!!

Answering Islam!!!

Muhammad or Jesus?

Islam Watch!!!

Former Muslims!!!

A Christian Dies To Save Muslims!!!

Is the God Of Muhammad The Father Of Jesus?

The Reason For God!!!

Three Things About Islam!!!

Taqiyya - Lying For Islam!!!

The Jesus Movie!!!

World Students!!!

A Message From God!!!

Why Trust The Bible & Not The Qur'an!!!

Is The Qur'an Accurate?

A Letter To Friends!

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Dear Friends,

Since the creation of 

the world, God's invisible
qualities --
His eternal 

 power and divine nature --
have been clearly seen, 

being understood from
what has been made, 

so that men are without
excuse.


Sincerely,
Paul







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The Bible claims to be the Word
of the only true God. In addition
to historical, archaeological, and
scientific proofs, there are numerous
internal proofs. No such evidences
exist for other "sacred writings."

The Bible was written during 1,600
years by 40 prophets, most of
whom lived in diverse cultures,
at different times in history, yet
who never contradict but comple -
ment each other. For the Qur'an,
Muslims must take the word of
Muhammad, just as the Book
of Mormon rests solely upon
Joseph Smith's word. But every
biblical prophet is confirmed
by 39 other prophets.

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Thursday

Can I Retaliate???




Before I can retaliate, 
does someone first have 
to taliate?


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UNC Basketball!



A UNC b-ball player was 
visiting a Yankee relative 
in Boston over the Spring 
Break.

He went to a large party 

and met a pretty co-ed.

He was attempting to start 

up a conversation with the 
line, "Where do you go to 
school?"

"Yale," she replied.


The UNC student took a big, 

deep breath and shouted,
"WHERE DO YOU GO 
TO SCHOOL?"

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UNC Watermelon Business!



Two UNC* grads bought 
a truckload of watermelons,
paying one dollar apiece 
 for them. Then they drove
to the market and sold all 
their melons for the same
price they'd paid for them.

After counting their money 
at the end of the day, they
realized they ended up with 
no more money than they'd
started with.

"See!" said one. "I told you 
we shoulda got a bigger truck."


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The UNC Advantage!!!



Q. What's the advantage 
of being married to a 
UNC* student/grad?

A. You can park in 

handicapped zones.

Falling & Gravity!



"Gravity cannot be held 
responsible for two people 
falling in love." -Albert Einstein


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