Wednesday

Don't steal!



Don't steal. The government hates competition.


**Recent UNC Inventions**

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Black Highlighter

Braille Driver's Manual

Clear Correction Fluid


Fake Rhinestones


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Your Life Explained By Scientific Graphs!





















A Soupy Kind Of Love!



Quit the bouillon & consomme!


UNC Football!


UNC fans always smile before the game starts.


What do you get when 

you cross a UNC football 
player with a groundhog?




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esteem you!!! 100%
Veracious - Why wrastle with
the hassle!!!
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New Hi-Tech From Government Motors!




Wednesday's Humor Cartoons!






Riddles!



1) I run over fields and woods all day,

Under the bed at night I sit alone,
With a long tongue hanging out,
Awaiting for a bone.
What is it?



2) What flower is in between your nose and your chin?


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3) I am a country. My 1st, 2nd, and 7th letters form an

external point. My 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 7th is what you
will be when you solve this puzzle. My 5th, 2nd, 3rd,
1st, and 4th is in heaven. My 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th
is on earth. What country am I?

4) I'm so fast you can't see me,
Though everyone sees straight through me,
I don't stop until the day you die.
What am I?



5) A tree doubled in height each year until it

reached its maximum height in 20 years. How
many years did it take this tree to reach
half its maximum height?


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Funny Political Cartoons!




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Classical Music (While You Read):

Yours To Enjoy!!!





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Great Politically Conservative Commentaries:

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HERITAGE FOUNDATION!!!

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Charles Hurt!!!

♪♫ ♫ Passport To Beautiful Classical Love!





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Letter To Friends!

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Dearest Friends,

Do not seek revenge or bear

a grudge against one of your
people, but love your neighbor 

as yourself...

Sincerely,
Big Mo



L19





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EVEN MORE! 


Christmas Music!


Yahoo Search!



It was with great anticipation that I began viewing
the videos by Professor Howdy on YouTube and
his two Blogs!

The Professor is simply amazing at retelling an
old story in a contemporary manner with exquisite
Classical Music accompanied with H.D. Photographs
& sprinkled with alluring, charming, classy and
bewitching Video Clips! Rather than containing
simply one music selection, the Professor includes
up to four popular music sensations on each 15
minute video!


The High Definition photographs were beautiful
beyond words and supplemented with those was
the most heavenly music one will ever hear! With
a creative genius' ability to carry us around the
globe and to fall unrestrainedly in love with every
beautiful creature shown, the Professor lifts &
relaxes not only our spirits but our emotions as
well.

One may ask why so many beautiful women
are incapsulated into each video but these
are about love & the celebration of pure
romance which safeguards coitus until after
the marriage vows - Something Hollywood
and most media despise! But for the fortunate
few, an intriguing, riveting & spellbinding
pilgrimage of love with one partner may be
actualized for a lifetime! Then & only then

does a Honeymoon become invigorating,
truly electrifying, sensational, riveting
& mesmerizing!

Each viewer may substitute his or herself
into these video stories and become part
of the rapturous novels. The male viewer
becomes the romancer of the beauty within
the ratiocination story while the female viewer
becomes the romanced interminably!

Now with some 500+ videos available, one can
enter the world of musical enchantment similar
to Narnia or Middle Earth with spell bounding
emotional attachment to each world musically
presented. Of special note while viewing each
musical video, it is often nearly impossible at times
to determine whether a photograph or video is
being used during a particular segment.


Each pulchritudinous video tells it own allegorical
fifteen minute novel with statuesque and emblematic
awareness! Remember that his Music Videos are
defined as theater of the mind!

Part of the Genius also in these opulent & ostentatious
videos are not only in the Transitions that change
beautifully in slow motion but the charmingly, daintily,
delicately & delightful photographs & videos that
ameliorate the musical narrative!


Only one with low intelligence quotient or attention
deficit will not be relaxed, cheered & entertained by
these astounding video novelettes. Medical studies
have shown that these videos even lower one's
blood pressure when needed.

This magic world may be entered through the
portholes of the Wardrobe, Narnia, YouTube,
FaceBook or the Professor's Blogs! Enjoy the
musical adventure (and be sure to click the
proper buttons below the screen to view with
your computer's full screen). Oh, and his Videos
when viewed on Apple's new iPad are simply
astounding!


Phillip T. Yarborough
Professor Emeritus







T3H7P12H


Tuesday

The Real Earth Day!



Earth Day: In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. Then God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it; have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the air, and over every living thing that moves on the earth." Now I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away. Also there was no more sea. 


My Mind!



I just let my mind wander & it didn't come back. 


Attorney Humor!




An attorney telephoned the governor 
just after midnight, insisting that he 
talk to him regarding a matter of 
utmost urgency. An aide eventually 
agreed to wake up the governor.


"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.


"Judge Quincy has just died" said the 
attorney, " and I want to take his place."


Replied the governor: "Well, it's OK 
with me if it's OK with the undertaker."





UNC Students And M&Ms!



Q: Why do UNC students hate M&Ms?
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New Wife!

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A man asked his new wife 
who recently graduated from
UNC* if she had seen this 
morning's paper. She said,
"Yes, I wrapped the garbage 
in it -- just the classified
section, though."

He said, "But...but...I haven't 

seen it yet!"

She replied, "Oh, you didn't 

miss much. Just some egg shells, 
 coffee grounds and a few orange 
peels."


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Word Pop Quiz!




See if you know the definitions of these
recent
additions to our dictionaries.



1. bork v. - A: to hit B: jump over C: attack D: fasten

2. netizen n. - A: career counselor B: internet user
C: resident D: weaver

3. cocooning n. - the practice of A: staying at home
B: oversleeping C: knitting D: making silk

4. tree hugger n. - A: South American frog B: environment-
alist C: many-winged insect D: arborist's tool

5. codependent adj. - pertaining to A: relationships
B: intimidation C: lawsuits D: having children


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6. karaoke n. - A: canoe B: martial arts C: singing
D: nightclub

7. nutraceutical n. - A: supplemented food B: healthy
seed
C: pharmacy D: vitamin

8. digerati n. - people who know about A: math B: soil
C: electronic hookups D: computers

9. fashionista n. someone who is - A: clothing-savvy
B: a
designer C: a right-winger D: intriguing

10. wannabe n. one who - A: takes identities B: has
aspirations C: studies kangaroos D: is angry




11. ecotourism n. traveling - A: very cheaply B: around the
equator C: to natural lands D: in teams

12. prioritize v. - A: to organize B: send early C: join a
monastery D: boast

13. pathography n. - A: study of tropical diseases B: sports
medicine C: biography D: X-rays

14. agita n. - A: fright B: anxiety C: restlessness
D: harmony

15. channel v. - A: to influence B: dig C: listen D: get
across



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UNC Virus Alert!

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As we do not have any 
programming experience,
this virus works on the 

honor system. Please delete
all of the files on your hard 

drive and manually forward 
this virus to everyone in your 
address book.

Thanks for your cooperation,

UNC Computer Department

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A Contemporary Letter To The Apostle Paul - A Parody - APOLOGETICS!



Dear Paul,


We hope you are well, despite being in prison. (Perhaps you will head our prison fellowship project when you are released.) We missed you at the last meeting of the General Assembly in Philadelphia. It was, as usual, a wonderful experience; we finished our business in record time and had a few days to do some fly-fishing. Too bad you were detained.


We have received a complaint from the Church at Corinth about your letter in which you criticize some of the brothers there for teaching that there is no resurrection. Their complaint is the most recent to be referred to the General Assembly by the Presbytery of Philadelphia. As you recall, the churches at Rome, Galatia, and Colosse have also complained about your letters.


The Complainants from Corinth feel that your attempts to draw out logical implications from their sincerely held views about the resurrection evince a spirit of rationalism and an uncharitable attitude that is improper for a Christian, especially an Apostle. They are concerned that you seem to think that your logic and God’s logic are the same. The tone of your letter, they say, is one of arrogant rationalism that delights in embarrassing those who disagree with you over a relatively minor matter.


We also received from the Church in Corinth a copy of your letter (please consult with our Committee on Communications in Rome before you send any more letters to churches), and after having discussed it in Subcommittee and Committee, we are inclined to agree with the Complainants. Your language about the resurrection is insensitive, but perhaps with the assistance of a good editor, the letter might have been made acceptable to all.


God’s revelation contains great mysteries, Paul, and your letter, particularly the paragraphs about the resurrection, does not adequately appreciate the incredible spiritual richness of the Gospel, a richness that is not comprehensible to our mere human faculties. Faith, Paul, must curb our merely human logic, for our logic is not God’s logic. Remember what the prophet Isaiah wrote: God’s ways are not our ways, and God’s thoughts are not our thoughts. The gentlemen in Corinth were particularly hurt by your arguments that if there is no resurrection, then it follows that Christ is not risen, that your own preaching is false, and that their dear departed friends and families are lost. This last statement is most insensitive and un-Christlike.


The Corinthians believe none of these things, of course; they believe only that there is no resurrection. By their humble acceptance of paradoxes, they show that they understand that mere human logic is of no use in theology, that we are not to use our fallen reason to understand or defend our faith, and that we are to humbly bow before those paradoxes that cannot be reconciled before the bar of human reason. Christianity is an experiential religion, Paul, not a verbal, logical, or intellectual religion. Gnosticism is our worst enemy. Christianity is not based on knowledge, but on faith. Knowledge puffs up, but experience humbles. You simply cannot say things like, “If there is no resurrection, then Christ is not raised.” That is human, not divine, logic. As an Apostle, you especially should know that God’s knowledge and the knowledge possible to man do not coincide at any single point. To think that they do is to suppose that you have a wor d from God - an arrogant and rationalist attitude on your part.


Since this is not the first complaint against you, Paul, this Committee, after careful deliberation, has decided to ask you to:


1. Cease writing harsh letters to the churches. If you feel you must write, keep your letters positive and upbeat, encouraging and edifying. Avoid criticism and negativism. You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.


2. Apologize to the churches you have offended by your rationalism and offer to work with them in advancing our common message, God’s wish that all men be saved. We have taken the liberty of drafting several letters for your signature.


3. When you are released from prison, meet with this Committee so that we may discuss some of the ideas that you have been teaching that seem contrary to the mysteries of our faith and your future role as an Apostle.


In addition, we have heard that you are not a graduate of an approved seminary, having studied at some place called The Wilderness. We must refer this matter to the Committee on Pastoral Credentials, and you should be hearing from them soon.


We hope you can come to General Assembly next year, Paul, Caesar willing. We are holding it in Corinth as part of our church-wide program to increase our awareness of and appreciation for other religions. Your absences in the past seem to indicate a lack of interest in or concern for the work of the church, but we are confident that this is not the case.


Koinoniacally yours,






Andre L Immelman

Christian Apologist



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