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Le Pilote D'Avion

Did you hear about the UNC* kamikaze
pilot who flew 48 successful missions?

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Flagpole Measurement!

Two UNC graduates were 
standing at the base of
flagpole, looking up.

A NCSU student walked 
by and asked what they 
were doing.

"We're supposed to find 
the height of the flagpole," 
said one, "but we don't
have a ladder."

The State student took 
a wrench from their toolbox, 
loosened a few bolts, and 
laid the pole down. Then 
he took a tape measure 
from his pocket, took a 
measurement and announced, 
"Eighteen feet, six inches," 
and walked away.

One shook his head and 
laughed. "Ain't that just 
like a State* student! We 
ask for the height and he 
gives us the length!"

The UNC* grads are currently doing government work.

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UNC Literature 101!

*This girl said she recognized me 
from the vegetarian club, but I'd 
never met herbivore.

*I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. 
I just can't put it down.

*I did a theatrical performance 
about puns. It was a play on words.

*They told me I had type-A blood, 
but it was a Type-O.

Discussing Heavy Subjects!

Two UNC grads got together 
on a regular basis, and they 
usually discussed families 
or local gossip.

One day, they decided to 
change things a bit, and 
discuss important political 
issues like the Middle East, 
Afghanistan, North Korea, etc.

One grad said, "But what 
about Red China?"

The other responded, 
"Fantastic... it looks
especially good on 
a white tablecloth!"

What Kind Of Relationship?

Physics classes at the UNC are tough:

Prof: "What is the relationship between
kinetic and potential energy?"

Sophomore: As far as I know, they're just
friends, but there could be something else 

going on there.

Professor Howdy Arrested At UNC!

Professor Howdy was recently escorted off
the UNC campus for causing a disturbance.

He went quietly with the help of security personnel.

He was charged with jocular homicide 

and with boffo disturbance. He was later 
released upon his own recognizance.

Professor Howdy was recently escorted off the campus.

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Where To Put It All?

You can't have everything; where would you put it?

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain 
the whole world, and lose his own soul?


1) What is too much for one, enough for two,

and nothing at all for three?

2) A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were
both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United
States citizen. How is this possible?

3) There is a town in Texas where 5% of all the people living
there have unlisted phone numbers. If you selected 100 names
at random from the town's phone directory, on average, how
many of these people would have unlisted phone numbers?

4) Over on the hill there is a little green house.
Inside the green house there is a little white house.
Inside the little white house there is a little red house.

Inside the little red house there are a lot of little babies.

5) All that I see, is all that I want
Yet what I see is nothing I need
I am pleased with nothing, and so seek I must do
Until my desire is quenched, I'll never be through.

What am I?

6) I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver
in them. I also build bridges of silver and make
crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could
imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my
help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them.

Who am I?

7) To some I can hold treasure,
To others most displeasure.
I am always near you,
Yet always far.
I am done when I begin,
And begin when I end.

What am I?

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1) A secret
2) The child was born before 1776.
3) None. You will not find unlisted
phone numbers in a phone directory.
6) A Dentist

Humor Cartoons!


'Thought & Humor' Promo! ♥♥♥

Music Videos are defined 
as theater of the mind!

It's Very Biblical To Compare Christianity
To Romance & Vice Versa! (Analogy
Doesn't Work For Other Religions) 

Music From When Lyrics Were
Both Beautiful & Romantic!

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Seeing Eye Problems!

"Doctor!" whined the UNC student,
"I keep seeing spots before my eyes."

The physician scratched his head,
"Why have you come to me?
Have you seen an ophthalmologist?"

"No," replied the student, "just spots."

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Health Experts!

"Health experts are now concerned 
that this bad economy may be causing 
Americans to gain weight. They call it 
recession pounds. You heard about this? 

You put on recession pounds during 
economic hardship. So guys, if your 
wife or girl-friend says, 'Do these pants 
make me look like we're in a recession?' 
be careful what you say." --Jay Leno

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Attempted Withdrawal!

UNC students outside bank.

A UNC student went 
into a bank to withdraw 
some money.

"Can you identify yourself?" 
asked the bank clerk.

The student pulls a mirror 
out of her handbag, looks into
it and says, "Yes, it's me alright."

UNC Exam Question!

Why did the cowboy take 
hay with him to bed?

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Bad Financial Advice!

"Hey Benny," said Lou,
"I just bought me a brand
new hearing aide. It cost
me $4,000, but it's state
of the art and was designed
at UNC."

"That right?" answered Ben.
"What kind is it?"


UNC Radio!

A Chapel Hill* radio announcer 
was introducing a record, "The 
next one is for Charlotte Burke, 
who is a hundred and eleven. 
Hey, Charlotte, that's a ripe old 
age, isn't it?"

There was a short pause and 
then the DJ said, "I'm sorry,
I got it wrong. This next one 
is for Charlotte Burke, who 
is ill."

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Did You Hear About The UNC* Grad Who:

*Sent a fax with a stamp on it.
*Thought a quarterback was a refund.
*Tripped over the cordless phone.
*Spoke her mind & became  speechless.
*Heard that 90% of all crimes were  committed 
around the home & moved.
*Couldn't figure out that an AM radio  may be used at night.
*Stared at the frozen orange juice  because it said "concentrate"
*Thought Taco Bell was a Mexican  Phone Company.

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Bad Bar Joke!

A neutron goes into a bar. 

It asks the bartender, 
"How much for a root 
beer?" The bartender 
replies, "For you, no charge."

Humor Cartoons!

Cartoons mostly from around the 1950s!

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