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Important Announcement!

H. J. Heinz has announced the launch
of a new corporate Web site. As one
company spokesperson put it, "We
were behind other food processing
companies in the race to cyberspace,
but the new site allows us to ketchup"

Repeat Bank Robberies!

Said the FBI agent to the bank 
teller after the bank was robbed 
for the third time by the same 

"Did you notice anything special 

about the man?"

"Yes, he seemed better dressed 
each time!"

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Terrorist Hostages!

A group of terrorists burst 
into the conference room
at the Marriott Hotel where 
the American Bar Association
was holding its Annual Convention.

More than 500 lawyers were 

taken as hostages.The terrorist 
leader announced that, unless 
their demands were met, they 
would release one lawyer every 

UNC Library Book!

A UNC* student took home a library
book whose spine read How to Hug
only to discover that it was volume
seven of an encyclopedia.
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Name Change!


(API) The National Democrat Party Headquarters
announced today that effective April 1, 2016 that
the name of their great and prominent political
party would be changed to the Democrat Muslim
Party. This name reflects better the views
of the
Party various sources reported. Additionally,
party will seek to change the American Flag by

overlaying it with Muslim symbols. It is felt by the
Party Faithful that these changes will improve relations
the Arabic World and demonstrate to them that
no longer mean them any deleteriousness.


Many Many Years Ago!

Many many years ago
when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow
who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
and soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She is my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

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Smallest Bird!

How tiny can a 
bird get?

The smallest bird 
in the world is the 
Cuban bee
It is less than 2 
inches long from
tip of beak to tip 
of tail. It weighs 
6/100ths of an 

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Dr. Howdy On The Way To Work!

Word Puzzle!

Match the words in the left-hand
column with the correct definition
in the right-hand column.

1. effrontery ......... A. Sharp, biting, or acid
2. machination ..... B. Thoroughgoing; downright
3. imprimatur ....... C. Familiar talk
4. acerbic ................ D. The act of plotting
5. rumpus ............... E. A large lump or chunk or something
6. confabulation ... F. Approval; sanction
7. skedaddle .......... G. An outcry or noisy disturbance
8. arrant .................. H. Insulting presumptuousness
9. wodge ................... I. A thicket or grove of small trees
10. copse ................. J. To run away quickly

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for your convenience & felicity.

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Weed Or Plague?

In the 1930's, a vine native to Japan was introduced
throughout the United States as a highly effective
means for controlling erosion. Forty years later,
the USDA officially declared this miracle-vine a
weed. While visitors to the South are immediately
taken by scenic glimpses of kudzu-blanketed lands -
capes, natives keep their doors shut to keep the
creeping plant from taking over their houses.

Growing better in the South than it does even
in its native environment, kudzu can grow as
much as a foot per day, climbing trees, barns,
telephone poles--and anything else that gets
in their way. And while these vines actually
do help prevent erosion, they also destroy
entire forests, wrapping themselves around
every inch, smothering every tree from needed


Barriers To Belief!

In this series, Rankin 
Wilbourne tackles the 
most common questions 
and serious objections 
that people have to 
Christian belief. Inspired 
by Timothy Keller's 
Reason for God 
(Pacific Crossroads is
a church plant of 
Redeemer Church 
in New York City,
where Keller pastors), 
Rankin addresses 
eight very common 
barriers. Removing 
a barrier does not mean
that you have reached 
your destination. It 
just makes moving 
ahead, toward the 
goal, possible.


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In The Forest...

It Was A Dark & Stormy Night...

A UNC grad stood on the side 
of the road hitch hiking on
very dark night in the middle 
of a storm. The thunder was 
rolling and no cars passed. 
The storm was so strong,
he could hardly see a few 

feet ahead of him. Suddenly
he saw a car come towards 

him with it's lights out and 

The man, without thinking 

about it, got in the car and
the door to realize 

that nobody was behind the
wheel. The car
started slowly. 

He looked at the road and saw 
a curve ahead. Scared, he started 
praying, and begged for his life. 
He hadn't come out of shock, 
when just before he hit the curve, 
a hand appeared through the window 
and moved the wheel. The man, 
paralyzed in terror, watched
how the hand appeared every 

time before a curve. 

He gathered his strength, 

got out of the car and ran 
to the nearest town. Wet 
and in shock, he ran into 
a bar and asked for two 
shots of tequila, and started 
telling everybody about
the horrible experience 

he went through. A silence 
enveloped everybody when 
they realized the man was 
crying and wasn't drunk.

About half an hour later, 

two men walked into the 
same bar, and one said to 
the other. "Look Billy, that's 
the character who climbed 
into the car while we were 
pushing it."

New Scientific Discovery!

UNC botanists (see picture) 
claimed to have discovered
a nomadic tree in the

jungle - apparently it just
packs up its trunk and leaves.

Chapel Hill Ice Cream!

Dr. Howdy walked into Dairy Queen 
the other day in Chapel Hill, NC and 
asked for a hot fudge sundae with 
extra hot fudge.

The girl replied, "The hot fudge 

only comes in one temperature, 

The New UNC Finance Manager!

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, 
hires a new UNC grad with a PhD degree in 
business administration to be boss. This new 
boss is determined to rid the company of all 

On a tour of the facilities, the Boss notices 

a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of 
workers and he thinks this is his chance to 
show everyone he means business!The Boss 
walks up the guy and asks, "And  how much 
money do you make a week?"

Unflinching, the young fellow looks at him 

and replies, "I make $500.00 a week. Why?
"The Boss then hands the guy $500 in cash 
and screams, "Here's a week's pay; now 
GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, 

the Boss looks around the room and asks, 
"Does anyone want to tell me what that 
slacker did here?"Just then the foreman 
comes into the room with a package in his 
hand. He looks around and says, "Hey! 
What happened to the UPS man?"

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