Friday

Crazy Definition Of Campers!




Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes. 



Youth vs. Smart!



We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

UNC Student!


Um Engano Ligeiro!



A UNC student goes into a restaurant 
and notices there's a "peel and win" 
sticker on her coffee cup. So she's 
peels it off and starts screaming, 
"I've won a motor home! I've won
a motor home!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. 

The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But the student keeps screaming, 

"I've won a motor home! I've won 
a motor home!"

Finally the manager comes over and 

says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're 
mistaken. You couldn't possibly have 
won a motor home because we didn't 
have that as a prize!"

The student says, "No it's not a mistake. 

I've won a motor home!"

She hands the ticket to the manager 

 and he reads...

" W I N A B A G E L "


How To Argue With A Woman!

Teacher Arrested!



A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If Heaven had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.


Senior Calendar!


JANUARY


James  Bond
Wilhelm Buiting, 89


FEBRUARY


Breakfast  at Tiffany’s
Marianne Brunsbach, 86


MARCH


Titanic
Erna Rütt, 86, und Alfred Kelbch, 81


APRIL

Rocky
Erwin J. von der Heiden, 80


MAY

Mary  Poppins
Erna Schenk, 78


JUNE

The  Seven Year Itch
Ingeborg Giolbass, 84, und Erich Endlein, 88


JULY

Blues  Brothers
Margarete Schmidt (r.), 77, und Lothar Wischnewski 76


AUGUST

Cabaret
Martha Bajohr, 77


SEPTEMBER

Giant
Joanna Trachenberg, 81, und Horst Krischat, 78


OCTOBER

Saturday  Night Fever
Irmgard Alt, 79, und Siegfried Gallasch, 87


NOVEMBER

Dirty  Dancing
Johann Liedtke, 92 und Marianne Pape, 79


DECEMBER

Easy  Rider
Walter Loeser, 98 und Kurt Neuhaus, 90

Cause Of Earthquakes!




(API) - Weather & Internet Expert Al Gore has
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clerosis, Fromthese, Tuberculosis, Double
Pneumonia, Phthisis, Hypodermics, Appendicitis,
Tonsillectomies,
Aphasia, Hypertrophic Cirrhosis,
Diabetes, Acute
Ingestion, Gastritis, Rheumatism,
Lumbago, Neuritis &
 Pirates are caused by Global
Warming.






The UNC Student & The Mirror!

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/hollow_man/mirror_victim.jpg

Q: Did you hear about the UNC* 
student who stood in front of 
a mirror with her eyes closed?

A: She wanted to see what she 

looked like asleep.



*Please see "comments" for
additional pertinent & germane
information.



*UNC is the University of North Carolina 

in Chapel Hill. Specializing in a wide range 
of degree programs including:

B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), 

A.P.E., N.U.T., B.R.C. (Bar Room Conversations), 
etc. Institution was founded in 1898 for 
sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians 
that were unable to qualify for the more 
prestigious institutions of higher learning 
such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.



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Monday

Love Does!









Suffering From Insanity!



I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Mad Bear!


Goodbye January - Hello February!


I thank my God for all the memories I have of you. Every time I pray for all of you, I do it with joy. I can do this because of the partnership we’ve had with you in the Good News from the first day you believed until now. I’m convinced that God, who began this good work in you, will carry it through to completion on the day of Christ Jesus. You have a special place in my heart. So it’s right for me to think this way about all of you. All of you are my partners. Together we share God’s favor, whether I’m in prison or defending and confirming the truth of the Good News. God is my witness that, with all the compassion of Christ Jesus, I long to see every one of you.


I pray that your love will keep on growing because of your knowledge and insight. That way you will be able to determine what is best and be pure and blameless until the day of Christ. Jesus Christ will fill your lives with everything that God’s approval produces. Your lives will then bring glory and praise to God.


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