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Estacionamiento De la Universidad!




A UNC* student was in court 
charged with parking in a restricted 
area. The judge asked him if he 
had anything to say in his defense. 

"They shouldn't put up such 

misleading notices," said the 
guy. "The sign said 'FINE FOR 
PARKING HERE'."

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The Musician!



A UNC musician is hot and tired 
after the game, so he pulls into the 
7-11 to get a cold drink. While
he's buying
his slurpee, he suddenly 

realizes that he spaced out -- the 
accordion is in the back seat,
in full view!


He rushes out of the store... 

but it's too late.

Someone
has already broken 

the car window.......
and left another accordion!


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Dirigir Em torno Da Universidade!



Q: What do you get when you drive
slowly by the UNC* campus?

A: A degree.


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Um Estudante Muito Engraçado



A UNC student noticed another 

UNC student walking up and 
down the street, wearing a sandwich
board that read "Free Big Mac!"

Strolling over with a look of concern, 

the first UNC student asked, "Why? 
What'd he do?"

UNC Take Out!



My daughter and I went through 
the UNC Cafeteria's take-out window 
and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total
was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. 
She said, "you gave me too much money."

I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can 
just give me a dollar bill back."

She sighed and went to get the manager 
who asked me to repeat my request. I did 
so, and he handed me back the quarter, 
and said "We're sorry but they could not 
do that kind of thing." The clerk then 
proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 
cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at the UNC 
Cafeteria. Or do. Who knows, you might 
get lucky.

(I put the extra in the tip jar.)


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Wednesday's Riddles!




1) Wheresoever I may be,
Every man must follow me;
He must go where I may lead,
Though it be to change his creed.
Though I vary in my size,
I am still beneath your eyes;
and though you may go astray,
I must ever lead the way.
Every creature in the land,
Has me close at his command,
For I lead to things unseen,
By my properties so keen.

What am I?



2) What eats, breaths, and dies yet never lives?



3) A perching barrel, filled with meat,
Taking hits from leaps and dives.
Look inside, but do not eat,
The meat in there is still alive!




4) A man is pushing his car. 

He stops in front of a hotel
and immediately knows he 

is bankrupt. How did he know?
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Tuesday

The Truth About Love!



There is so much false information being circulated in our culture that we need to know the truth about love. No word in the English language has been more tortured, twisted, or perverted. On a daily basis, the truth about love is being buried deeper and deeper in an avalanche of selfishness and confusion.

We see false love all around us and the danger is that we are getting used to it. A friend of mine was watching The Bachelor and he said, “The man had a bunch of women to date, but he had to eliminate them as he went along. The first one was eliminated and she was sobbing. The host asked her, ‘Why are you crying?’ She said, ‘I just love him so very much.’ She had just met him!”


I am sad for this generation, but I am very concerned about the next generation. How will they be affected by a steady diet of this confusion and distortion?


By the way, believers are not immune to this confusion and distortion. Anyone who feeds on this stuff will begin to view love through a distorted lens. Sooner or later, our core belief becomes that anyone who really loves us will do what we want them to do—including God.


Several years ago, a young woman came to me and said, “I have been dating a man and he told me last week that if I do not marry him he will kill himself.” She was carrying around a huge amount of pressure and guilt. Well I am going to let you guess what I said to her.


A couple of years later I saw her and I said, “You obviously did not marry him. Did he kill himself?” She said, “No, he is married to someone else now and has a child.”


That type of threat is not love—it is pure selfishness. This is an extreme example, but it is one of many examples of how very few people understand what biblical love is all about. Let me tell you about biblical self-giving love.

Self-giving love demands something of us, not the other person. Self-giving love is more concerned about giving than about receiving. Self-giving love is about sacrificing for others. Self-giving love is more about the will than feelings. Self-giving love puts the welfare of others ahead of our own welfare. Self-giving love has no room for pride and self-conceit.


Beware. As you hear me talking about self-giving love you will be tempted to think, “I am going to try to love that way.” Let me be upfront and tell you that if you try it naturally, you are going to fail because it is impossible for you to sustain this type of love in the long-run. The best of our natural efforts to love selflessly will only go so far. Self-sacrificing love is supernatural.


You may be asking, “How do I love supernaturally?” The Apostle Peter tells us in 2 Peter 1:4 that everyone who is in Christ Jesus is a partaker of the divine nature. The very Jesus whom we claim to know as the Savior and the Lord of our lives has already promised to pour His love into our hearts.


In Romans 5:5, Paul writes, “God has poured out his love into our hearts by the Holy Spirit, whom he has given to us.” You see, we do not manufacture love—we only share what we have been given. You cannot manufacture self-giving love. You can only share that which God has already poured into your heart.


So many books talk about how much hard work marriage is. Marriage is hard work when you are trying to do it in your own strength because you are trying to follow someone else’s program. Love is not, cannot, will not, be manufactured. Love can only be shared, because Christ has already poured it into our hearts.


When you come to the great love manifesto, 1 Corinthians 13, the Apostle Paul actually does what Hebrew scholars would say is an exaggeration. In the Hebrew language known as hyperbole, he goes to an extreme just to make a point. Paul writes in 1 Corinthians 13:1-3. “If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor, and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing” (NIV)


There are three things in those three verses that the Apostle Paul wants every believer to understand and to take to heart and to practice. First, he is saying that eloquence is no substitute for love. Second, he is saying that expertise is no substitute for love. And third, he is saying that extravagance is no substitute for love.


Eloquence is no substitute for love. The Corinthians, at the time when Paul was writing to them, were bragging about how they could speak in tongues—that they could speak in different languages, but they had loveless hearts. That is why Paul addressed this problem and wrote, “If I speak in every known language in the world and if I speak like the angels speak, but don’t have love, it is just an annoying noise.”


Beloved I want you to read me right. The best of our witnessing, the best of our evangelistic techniques, the best of our teaching and preaching, the best of our programs, the best of our abilities—if they are not motivated by love, according to the Word of God, they are simply annoying noise. Eloquence is no substitute for love.

Second, expertise is no substitute for love. We often ask the question, “What makes a person tick?” What we are really saying is, “What is their motivation?” Several years ago the Lord taught me not to ask that question of others, but to ask it of myself, “What is my motive?”


Why do I do this? Because I honestly believe deep in my heart, that if my motive is self-interest or if my motive is to take advantage of any kind, in the long run I will not be effective for the Lord. You see, anybody can start out right and keep it going for a while. But I am more concerned with finishing right than starting right. Just because I am gifted in some area does not mean that I can exercise that gift in an unloving way and expect things to happen.


Whatever area of giftedness you have— and we all have at least one area of giftedness—unless it is done and executed in love, it will not produce fruit over the long run. Paul said that even if I have faith that can move mountains, even if I have faith that can perform miracles, it will amount to nothing without love.


Let me point you to one person in the scripture who had faith. He trusted in the word of God, but because of his loveless heart he ran away. Jonah believed God, he really did. He believed in the word of God and he trusted in the Word of God. When God told him to go to Ninevah and preach, the people would repent and He would forgive them. Jonah replied that he trusted God’s Word, but he was not going to go. He believed God. He had faith in God. But he had a loveless heart and that is why he tried to run from God. Eloquence is no substitute for love. Expertise is no substitute for love.


Third, extravagance is no substitute for love. The problem is there are some people who confuse sacrificing things with sacrificial love. Why do I say that? Because giving things can be a way to ease one’s guilt. Beloved, I want to tell you something and it took me a long time to really understand this—the greatest gift that you can give someone is yourself.


Men, there are many of us that find it a lot easier to just pay for things. We buy things for our wives and our children when what they want and need is us.


We hear people say, “Well, I would die for you.” You know what is harder than dying for someone? It is living for someone. It is dying to self. It is much harder to die to your ideas, to your opinions, and to your way.


I wonder in my spirit if there may be some people who would say, “Michael, you are right. I have really tried to practice sacrificial love on my own. I have tried to practice it in my own strength, but I am finding myself failing all the time.”


Today, very simply say, “Lord Jesus Christ, You promised that when I invite You to love others through me, You will. Will you please do that today?” Then, ask Him again tomorrow morning and every day after that, and you will see Him express true love through you.


By Michael Youssef, Ph.D.

UNC Help!



A UNC Freshman was walking 
past an old woman on a busy
street corner in Chapel Hill, 
when she said, "Son, if it is 
not too much trouble, can 
you see me across the street."

The young man said, "Just 
a minute." Then he walked 
across the street, looked 
back and yelled, "Yes, I can 
see you!"


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Humor Del Refrigerador!



Q: Why do UNC grads leave
empty milk cartons in the
fridge?

A: In case someone wants
black coffee.





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McCarran International Airport!



Setting off the alarm while passing 
through a metal detector at McCarran 
Intl. Airport in Las Vegas, a traveling 
UNC* grad was asked by a security 
agent if she had any change.


"Shoot," the UNC grad says, turning 
towards her husband, I told you we 
should of gone to Florida instead.....
everyone here expects to be tipped."

Chapel Hill Destruction!




A very large, old, building was being torn down
in Chapel Hill to make room for a new skyscraper.
Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not
be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.

While working on the 49th floor, two construction
workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind
the elevator shaft. They decided that they should
call the police.

When the police arrived they directed them to the
closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed
and standing upright. They said, "This could be
Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important."

Two days went by and the construction workers
couldn't stand it anymore; they had to know who
they had found. They called the police and said,
"We are the two guys who found the skeleton in
the closet and we want to know if it was Jimmy
Hoffa or somebody important."

The police said, "It's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was
somebody kind of important."

"Well, who was it?"

"The 1956 UNC National Hide-and-Seek Champion."

UNC Hunting!!!



The Game Warden stopped 
a UNC grad deer hunter and 
asked to see his hunting license.

"This is last year's license," 

the warden informed him. 

"I know," said the UNC grad, 
"but I shouldn't need a new 
license, I am only shooting 
at the deer I missed last year."


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De Opiniepeiling van de telefoon!



I took a part time job as an opinion 
poll sampler. On my very first call, 
I introduced myself, "Hello, this is 
a telephone poll."

The man replied, "Yeeeah, and this 

is a street lamp!"


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100 Famous One Liners! #3



Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. 


Your Heart!



In one year, the average human 
heart circulates from 770,000 to 
1.6 million gallons of blood through
the body. This is enough fluid to 
fill 200 tank cars, each with a capacity 
of 8,000 gallons.


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I will confess and praise You for You are fearful 
and wonderful and for the awful wonder of my 
birth! Wonderful are Your works, and that my 
inner self knows right well.

Oh yes, You shaped me first inside, then out; 
You formed me in my mother’s womb. I thank 
You, High God—You’re breathtaking! Body and 
soul, I am marvelously made! I worship in adoration—
what a creation! You know me inside and out, 
You know every bone in my body; You know 
exactly how I was made, bit by bit, how I was 
sculpted from nothing into something. Like an 
open book, You watched me grow from conception 
to birth; all the stages of my life were spread 
out before You, The days of my life all prepared 
before I’d even lived one day.


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