Monday

#CloudyDay



It's cloudy all day here so... 

The deer and the antelope won't play, We will hear a discouraging word, & the buffalo just aren't gonna roam!

Hubby Washes Sweatshirt!



One day, a housework-challenged 
hubby decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped up to the 

washing machine, he shouted to his 
wife, "Honey, what setting do I use 
on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replied. "What does 

it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "UNC!"


Where's Your Lift Ticket???



The operators of a rope tow 
in a popular ski area were
having trouble with non-ticket 
purchasers sneaking onto 
the ski lift. 

Finally, one of the operators 
stayed at his post operating 
the tow, while the other, wearing
a discarded pair of skis, elbowed 
his way to the head of the line. 
The tow operator promptly called 
him back, "Hey, where's your lift ticket?"

"I don't need a ticket to ride 
this tow." At this, the tow
operator produced an ax and, 
with two blows, deftly chopped 
off the fronts of his partner's skis, 
just ahead of his toes. 

With the crowd of skiers staring 
in amazement, the operator lowered 
his ax and turned to the crowd,
"Anyone else out there who doesn't 
have a lift ticket?"





Have You Seen My Dad?




A baby penguin walks into a bar and says
to the bartender, "Have you seen my dad?"


The bartender says, "What does he look like?"

911 Call From UNC Campus!




Dispatcher: Nine-one-one 
what's the nature of your 
emergency?

UNC Caller: My wife is 
pregnant and her
contractions
are only 

two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this 
her first child?

UNC Caller: No! 
This is her husband!

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Monday's Word Game!



Match the words in the left-hand
column with the correct
definition
in the right-hand column.



1. dubiety .............. A. To insert between
2. rollick ................ B. A socially awkward or tactless act
3. ventricumbent ... C. To have fun, especially in a loud way
4. dilatory .............. D. Freedom from agitation or excitement of mind
5. exsert ................. E. Lying face down; prone
6. interlard ............. F. To thrust out or project something
7. sangfroid ........... G. Obstinate and unwilling to cooperate
8. parvanimity ....... H. A matter of doubt
9. mulish ................. I. Marked by procrastination or delay
10. gaucherie ......... J. Pettiness: meanness

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Bless the Lord, O my soul! O Lord my God, You are very great: You are clothed with honor and majesty, Who cover Yourself with light as with a garment, Who stretch out the heavens like a curtain. He lays the beams of His upper chambers in the waters, Who makes the clouds His chariot, Who walks on the wings of the wind, Who makes His angels spirits, His ministers a flame of fire. You who laid the foundations of the earth, So that it should not be moved forever, You covered it with the deep as with a garment; The waters stood above the mountains. At Your rebuke they fled; At the voice of Your thunder they hastened away. They went up over the mountains; They went down into the valleys, To the place which You founded for them. You have set a boundary that they may not pass over, That they may not return to cover the earth. He sends the springs into the valleys, They flow among the hills. They give drink to every beast of the field; The wild donkeys quench their thirst. By them the birds of the heavens have their home; They sing among the branches. He waters the hills from His upper chambers; The earth is satisfied with the fruit of Your works. He causes the grass to grow for the cattle, And vegetation for the service of man, That he may bring forth food from the earth, And wine that makes glad the heart of man, Oil to make his face shine, And bread which strengthens man's heart. The trees of the Lord are full of sap, The cedars of Lebanon which He planted, Where the birds make their nests; The stork has her home in the fir trees. The high hills are for the wild goats; The cliffs are a refuge for the rock badgers. He appointed the moon for seasons; The sun knows its going down. You make darkness, and it is night, In which all the beasts of the forest creep about. The young lions roar after their prey, And seek their food from God. When the sun rises, they gather together And lie down in their dens. Man goes out to his work And to his labor until the evening. O Lord, how manifold are Your works! In wisdom You have made them all. The earth is full of Your possessions-- This great and wide sea, In which are innumerable teeming things, Living things both small and great. There the ships sail about; There is that Leviathan Which You have made to play there. These all wait for You, That You may give them their food in due season. What You give them they gather in; You open Your hand, they are filled with good. You hide Your face, they are troubled; You take away their breath, they die and return to their dust. You send forth Your Spirit, they are created; And You renew the face of the earth. May the glory of the Lord endure forever; May the Lord rejoice in His works. He looks on the earth, and it trembles; He touches the hills, and they smoke. I will sing to the Lord as long as I live; I will sing praise to my God while I have my being. May my meditation be sweet to Him; I will be glad in the Lord. May sinners be consumed from the earth, And the wicked be no more. Bless the Lord, O my soul! Praise the Lord! - Psalm 104

Friday

Save The Whales...



...Collect the whole set!!!

UNC Campus Cop!



UNC Cop: "Are you going 
to come quietly or do I have 
to use earplugs?"

Three Psychiatrists Out For A Walk!


While attending a convention 
in Chapel Hill, three psychiatrists 
who were UNC grads take a walk.

"People are always coming to us 
with their guilt and fears," one 
says, "but we have no one to go 
to with our own problems."

"Since we're all professionals," 
another suggests, "why don't
we hear each other out right 
now?"

They agreed this is a good idea. 
 The first psychiatrist confesses,
"I'm a compulsive shopper and 
deeply in debt, so I usually over
bill my patients as often as I can."

The second admits, "I have a drug 
problem that's out of control, and 
I frequently pressure my patients 
into buying illegal drugs for me."

The third psychiatrist says, "I know 
it's wrong, but no matter how hard 
I try, I just can't keep a secret."

Flagpole Measurement!





Two UNC graduates were 
standing at the base of
flagpole, looking up.

A NCSU student walked 
by and asked what they 
were doing.

"We're supposed to find 
the height of the flagpole," 
said one, "but we don't
have a ladder."

The State student took 
a wrench from their toolbox, 
loosened a few bolts, and 
laid the pole down. Then 
he took a tape measure 
from his pocket, took a 
measurement and announced, 
"Eighteen feet, six inches," 
and walked away.

One shook his head and 
laughed. "Ain't that just 
like a State* student! We 
ask for the height and he 
gives us the length!"

The UNC* grads are currently doing government work.


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Dr. Willis!


Dr. Willis finished examining 
Matilda and went into the hallway 
to talk to her husband Bernie.

"I don't want to alarm you," 
he said to Bernie, "but I don't 
like the way your wife looks 
at all."

"Me neither, Doc." replied Bernie. 
"But she's a great cook and real 
good with the kids."

California Smog Test!



California smog test: Can UCLA?

(Let's see Babel Fish translate this one:O)

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Missed Your Flight?


Well, all of us airline passengers have just squeezed down that narrow aisle to our seats, and everyone is just getting settled in. The ground agent came on board and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a destination check. This is Flight 305 to Atlanta." The next part is what I love. It's so diplomatic it's almost ridiculous. "If Atlanta is not in your travel plans for today, this would be a good time for you to exit the aircraft." In other words, "Hey, Pal, make sure this flight is going where you want to end up!"

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Thursday

It's The Law?



Chopped cabbage is 
not just a good idea,
it's the slaw!!!

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