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Vacation!!!



Professor & Mrs. on vacation!

The English Prof!



Summer Break were over 
and the UNC English professor 
was asking the class
about their vacations...

He turned to a Senior and 
asked what he did
over the break...


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for the rest of the story:



UNC Bookstore!



A UNC student went to 
bookstore & asked the 
saleswoman, "Where's 
the self-help section?"

She said if she told him, 

it would defeat the purpose.


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Great Sense Of Humor!



Dear Dr. Howdy,

Exciting news from the Norwegian University

of Science and Technology. The Norwegians
released a study today that says having a sense
of humor can help people live longer. In other
words, if you don't laugh at Professor Howdy's
Blog, you're going to die soon....

Professor James P. Kellogg


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UNC Spelling!



Q: How does a UNC student spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O

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Democrat Pawn Shop!



Since he runs a pawnshop, 
I decided to ask a friend of 
mine to appraise my grandfather's 
violin. "Old fiddles aren't
worth much, I'm afraid," 
he explained.

"What makes it a fiddle 

and not a violin?" I asked.

"If you're buying it from me, 

it's a violin. If I'm buying
it from you, it's a fiddle."


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Tuesday's Word Puzzle!




This quiz features words that folk singer
Bob Dylan
infused in his autobiographical
"Chronicles, Volume One."
See if you
know the meanings of the following words.



1. cryptic (adj.) - A: close to death. B: sarcastic.
C: causing illness. D: mysterious.

2. zeal (n.) - A: fervor. B: high point. C: witty remark.
D: closure.

3. renounce (v.) - A: to criticize sharply. B: give up.
C: restate. D: break, as in an agreement.

4. bucolic (adj.) - A: pastoral. B: marked by constant cry-
ing. C: hard-working. D: idle.

5. firebrand (n.) - A: dragon. B: type of small handgun.
C: agitator. D: large, heavy skillet.

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6. citadel (n.) - A: house of worship. B: lighthouse.
C: military university. D: stronghold.

7. gaunt (adj.) - A: clumsy. B: very tall. C: very thin.
D: very muscled.

8. transcend (v.) - A: to rise above. B: change forms.
C: send, as with a signal. D: move slowly.

9. affirmation (n.) - A: military unit. B: legal statement.
C: act of validation. D: related item.

10. vernacular (n.) - A: type of receptacle. B: moon phase.
C: local dialect. D: wart.

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11. deity (n.) - A: person trying to lose weight. B: supreme
being. C: devil. D: clue.

12. debauched (adj.) - A: corrupted. B: unusual.
C: questioned closely. D: powerful.

13. retract (v.) - A: to assault quickly. B: review.
C: redraw, as with a map. D: take back.

14. antebellum (adj.) - A: anti-war. B: connected to the
roof of a house. C: pre-Civil War. D: agricultural.

15. portico (n.) - A: porch-like structure. B: creeping vine.
C: navigator's perch on a ship. D: backyard.


*Answers are located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.




Tuesday's Riddles!



1) Two legs I have, and this will confound:
only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?



2) Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black blue and grey,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.



3) Something very extraordinary happened
on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m. (Was
not Prof Howdy's birthdayO:) What was it?


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no machination or peeking allowed.



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