A UNC student was taking her first
The instructor told her to jump out
of the plane and pull her ripcord,
explaining that he himself would
jump out right behind her so that
they would go down together.
The student understood and was ready.
Just before it was time for her to jump
out of the plane, the instructor reminded
her that he would be right behind her.
She jumped, and, after being in the air
for a few seconds, pulled the rip cord.
The instructor followed her out of the
plane. He pulled his rip cord but the
parachute didn't open.As he struggled
to pull the emergency ripcord, he shot
downward and darted past the UNC student.
Seeing this, she quickly undid the straps
to her own parachute, and yelled after him,
"So you wanna race, huh?!"
Note: Please do not attempt the
above without qualified supervision.
The PSU graduate with
a Science degree asks,
"Why does it work?"
The GT graduate with
an Engineering degree
asks, "How does it work?"
The MSU graduate with
an Accounting degree asks,
"How much will it cost?"
A UNC graduate with
an Arts degree asks,
"Do you want fries
Daughter: "Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."
Father: "Wow! Really! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband... sell him on EBay."
1) A woman went to visit her bank manager and
she took her young daughter with her. The bank
manager said that the woman's daughter could
stay with his secretary during the meeting. When
the woman and her daughter left, the secretary
turned to the other secretary and said to her,
"That little girl was my daughter." How could
2) Who worked at 17 Cherry Tree Lane, London?
A) Mary Poppins
B) Queen Elizabeth I
C) Sherlock Holmes
D) Winston Churchill
3) What's the only play of Shakespeare
to mention America?
A) Comedy of Errors
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A UNC student buys a ticket and
wins the lottery.
He goes to Raleigh to claim it and
the man verifies his ticket number.
The UNC student says, "I want my
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't
work that way. We give you a million
today and then you'll get the rest
spread out for the next 19 years."
The UNC student said, "Oh, no.
I want all my money right now!
I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explained that he
would only get a million that day
and the rest during the next 19 years.
The UNC student, furious with
the man, screams out, "Look,
I want my money! If you're not
going to give me my $20 million
right now, then I want my dollar
"Doctor, can you help me?
Every time I sit down I see
visions of Mickey Mouse
and Pluto, and then when
stand up I see Donald Duck!"
"I see. Tell me, how long have
you been suffering these DISNEY
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