Bills & Checks!

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

UNC Hunting!

The Game Warden stopped a UNC* 
grad deer hunter and asked to see his 
hunting license.

"This is last year's license," the 

warden informed him. "I know," 
said the UNC grad, "but I shouldn't 
need a new license, I am only shooting 
at the deer I missed last year."

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Amnesia Warning!

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.

UNC Driver!

Q: Why do UNC grads like to drive BMWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

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Psychiatrist At A Party!

A noted psychiatrist was a guest 
at a UNC academic function, and 
his hostess naturally broached 
the subject in which the doctor 
was most at ease. "Would you 
mind telling me, Doctor," she 
asked, "how you detect a mental 
deficiency in somebody who 
appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. 

"You ask a simple question which 
anyone should answer with no 
trouble. If the person hesitates, 
that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him: 

'Captain Cook made three trips
around the world and died during 
one of them. Which one?'"

The hostess thought a moment, 

then said with a nervous laugh, 
"You wouldn't happen to have 
another example would you? 
I must confess I don't know 
much about history."

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Then Jesus said, Come to Me, all of you 
who are weary and carry heavy burdens, 
and I will give you rest. - Mat 11:28 

Monday's Humor Cartoons!

In 1796 the US Supreme Court issued this ruling, "By our form
of government, the Christian religion is the established religion,
and all sects and denominations of Christians are placed on
equal footing." Some 57 years later, after Congress was
petitioned to separate Christian principles from government,
in 1853 the House Judiciary Committee issued their formal
report, including these words: "In this age there is no substitute
for Christianity. This was the religion of the founders of the republic,
and they expected it to be the religion of their dependents. The
great vital, conservative elements in our system is the belief of
our people in the pure doctrines and divine truths of the gospel
of Jesus Christ." - - - Dr. Gerald Beavan

"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own
their dependence upon the overruling power of God
and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the
Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those
nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord."
-- President Abraham Lincoln

Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;
trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in
time or eternity. - D.L. Moody

Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds.
Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
into which they never enter and with their hand on the door latch
they die outside. - G.K. Chesterton

Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought
& Humor'
and its subsidiaries related to the institution
of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another
of your choice from the list below:

1) Senate Dinosaurs
2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
3) Any accredited high school or middle school
4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring




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It was with great anticipation that I began viewing
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his two Blogs!

The Professor is simply amazing at retelling an
old story in a contemporary manner with exquisite
Classical Music accompanied with H.D. Photographs
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simply one music selection, the Professor includes
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minute video!

The High Definition photographs were beautiful
beyond words and supplemented with those was
the most heavenly music one will ever hear! With
a creative genius' ability to carry us around the
globe and to fall unrestrainedly in love with every
beautiful creature shown, the Professor lifts &
relaxes not only our spirits but our emotions as

One may ask why so many beautiful women
are incapsulated into each video but these
are about love & the celebration of pure
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does a Honeymoon become invigorating,
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Each viewer may substitute his or herself
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the ratiocination story while the female viewer
becomes the romanced interminably!

Now with some 500+ videos available, one can
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presented. Of special note while viewing each
musical video, it is often nearly impossible at times
to determine whether a photograph or video is
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Each pulchritudinous video tells it own allegorical
fifteen minute novel with statuesque and emblematic
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Part of the Genius also in these opulent & ostentatious
videos are not only in the Transitions that change
beautifully in slow motion but the charmingly, daintily,
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Only one with low intelligence quotient or attention
deficit will not be relaxed, cheered & entertained by
these astounding video novelettes. Medical studies
have shown that these videos even lower one's
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This magic world may be entered through the
portholes of the Wardrobe, Narnia, YouTube,
FaceBook or the Professor's Blogs! Enjoy the
musical adventure (and be sure to click the
proper buttons below the screen to view with
your computer's full screen). Oh, and his Videos
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Professor Emeritus



To The Greatest Generation!

P-51 Mustang - Premier WW II Fighter

B- 29 Super Fortress - Premier WW II Bomber

Till the end of time,
long as stars are in the blue,
long as there's a spring, a bird to sing,
I'll go on loving you.

Till the end of time,
long as roses bloom in may,
My love for you will grow deeper,
With every passing day.

Till the wells run dry,
And each mountain disappears,
I'll be there for you, to care for you,
Through laughter and through tears.

So, take my heart in sweet surrender,
And tenderly say that I'm,
The one you love and live for,
till the end of time.

(Perry Como #1 Song - 1944)

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