So here's what I want you to do, God helping you: Take your everyday, ordinary life - your sleeping, eating, going-to-work, and walking-around life - and place it before God as an offering. Embracing what God does for you is the best thing you can do for Him. Don't become so well-adjusted to your culture that you fit into it without even thinking. Instead, fix your attention on God. You'll be changed from the inside out. Readily recognize what He wants from you, and quickly respond to it. Unlike the culture around you, always dragging you down to its level of immaturity, God brings the best out of you, develops well-formed maturity in you. - Romans 12:1&2

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And when He lets go:

2 Peter 3:10 - "But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, in which the heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with fervent heat; both the earth and the works that are in it will be burned up."

Movie Date!

A fellow took a UNC student 
to the movies. During the
previews, she asked him 
if he would go and buy 
her some M & M's.

When he returned with her 
candy, she opened the bag,
picked out all the brown 
ones and threw them away.

"What did you do that for?" 
he asked her.

"I'm allergic to chocolate!" 
she replied.

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Fix That Leak!

                     UNC grad's dog in kitchen while grad talks to repairman.

A UNC grad had a leak 
in the roof over his dining 
room, so he called a repairman 
to take a look at it. "When did
you first notice the leak?" the
repairman inquired.

The UNC grad scowled. 

"Last night, when it took me
two hours to finish my soup!"

Doctor's Strike!

Doctors at a hospital in 
Chapel Hill, NC* have gone
on strike. Hospital officials 
say they will find out what 
the doctors' demands are 
as soon as they can get a 
pharmacist over there to 
read the picket signs!

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for additional pertinent
& germane information. 

Not An Organ Donor!

I'm not an organ donor, but I once gave
an old piano to the Salvation Army.

- - Prof Howdy

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Can you figure out the proper titles
to these seemingly Vulcan Christmas

1) Bleached Yule
2) Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3) Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4) Righteous Darkness
5) Arrival Time: 2400 hrs - Weather: Cloudless
6) Loyal Followers Advance
7) Far Off in a Feeder
8) Array the Corridor
9) Bantam Male Percussionist
10) Monarchial Triad

11) Nocturnal Noiselessness
12) Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13) Red Man En Route to Borough
14) Frozen Precipitation Commence
15) Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16) The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis
17) Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18) Delight for this Planet
19) Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20) The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals

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Want to test your Christmas knowledge?
Here is a quiz to test your knowledge
of Christmas traditions, popular culture,
the Bible, and other aspects of the holiday
with these simple questions. So put on your
thinking cap and take a tour. Enjoy yourself!
Quiz your friends! Print out if you like.

1. Which book of the Bible has the most to say about Christ's advent?
2. What is traditionally found in a Christmas Pudding?
3. What is the name of the red flower associated with Christmas?
4. How many "Lords a Leaping" were there?
5. In which language is Christmas known as Nadolig?

6. Which German Christmas season figure punishes children
who are naughty, not prayerful and don't know the catechism?
7. Who tried to have Christmas abolished?
8. Which church does not acknowledge Christmas?
9. From a religious viewpoint, what is the only holiday considered
bigger than Christmas?
10. What is the name of the most famous Christmas ballet?

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Trapped For Hours!

Ever hear about the UNC student 
who was trapped on an escalator 
for hours when the power went out?

The Truth About Investments!

STOCK: A magical piece of paper 
that is worth $33.75 until the moment 
you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50.

BOND: What you had with your spouse 
until you pawned his/her golf clubs to 
invest in

BROKER: The person you trust to help 
you make major financial decisions. 
Please note the first five letters of
this word spell "Broke".

BEAR: What your trade account and 
wallet will be when you take a flyer 
on that hot stock tip your secretary 
gave you.

BULL: What your broker uses to explain 
why your mutual funds tanked during 
the last quarter.

MARGIN: Where you scribble the latest 
quotes when you're supposed to be 
listening to your manager's presentation.

Chiots De Nice!

A girl was visiting her friend 

who was a recent UNC* grad 
& who had acquired two new 
dogs, and asked her what their 
names were.

The girl responded by saying 

that one was named Rolex and 
one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard 

of someone naming dogs like that?

"HELLOOOooo," answered the 

UNC grad. "They're watch dogs!"

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additional pertinent information.

Fisherman's Wharf!

A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf 
in San Francisco when he saw a seafood 
restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board
which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."

Amazed at the great value, he said to the 
waitress, "$5 each for lobster tails ... is that 

"Yes", she said, "It's our special just for today."

"Well", he said, "they must be little lobster tails."

"No," she replied, "It's the really big lobster."

Are you sure they aren't green lobster tails - 
and a little bit tough?"

"No", she said, "it's the really big red lobster."

"Big red lobster tails, $5 each?", he said, amazed.

must be old lobster tails!"

"No, they're definitely today's."

"Today's big red lobster tails - $5 each?", he repeated,

"Yes", she insisted.

"Well, here's my five dollars," he said, "I'll take one.

She took the money and led him to a table where 
she invited him to sit down. She then sat down next 
to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned over 
close to him and said, "Once upon a time there was 
a really big red lobster ..."

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