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New High School Teacher!




After retiring, a former Master Sargent took a new job as a high school teacher.

Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit coat.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alecky punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former soldier, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap.

He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

Dead Silence.

The rest of the year went smoothly.

Modern Latin!




VENI, VIDI, VISA: 
I came, I saw, I did 
little shopping.

UNC vs NCSU In Intelligence!



A State Student & a UNC Student go into a pastry shop. The UNC guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice.

The UNC guy says to the State Guy, "You see how clever we are at UNC? You State guys can never beat that!"

The State guy says to the UNC guy, "Watch this, any State guy is smarter Carolina dudes, and I'll prove it to you."

He says to the baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show you a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which he promptly eats.

Then he says to the baker, "Gimme another cookie for my magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

Then he says again, "Gimme one more cookie..." The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. He eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells, "OK ... so where is your famous magic trick?" The State guys says ...."Now look in the UNC guy's pocket!"

Prof Howdy Tries Pool!


Near Tragedy Close To UNC Campus!




Did you hear about the near 
tragedy at the mall near Chapel 
Hill?

There was a power outage, 
and twelve UNC* students 
were stuck on the escalators
for over four hours.



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911 Call From UNC Campus!




Dispatcher: Nine-one-one 
what's the nature of your 
emergency?

UNC Caller: My wife is 
pregnant and her
contractions
are only 

two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this 
her first child?

UNC Caller: No! 
This is her husband!

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Friday

Why? Why? Why? #10



Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

#CloudyDay



It's cloudy all day here so... 

The deer and the antelope won't play, We will hear a discouraging word & the buffalo just aren't gonna roam!

It's The Law?



Chopped cabbage is 
not just a good idea,
it's the slaw!!!

Save The Whales...



...Collect the whole set!!!

Why Are Alligator Purses So Expensive?


UNC Campus Cop!



UNC Cop: "Are you going 
to come quietly or do I have 
to use earplugs?"

UNC Grad On A Train!



"What kind of job do you do?" 
a recent UNC* grad asked the 
uniformed man traveling in 
her compartment.

"I'm a naval surgeon," he replied.

"Goodness!" said the lady, "How 
you doctors specialize these days."


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