Friday

The Passion Of The Christ!




• When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

• Forbid it, Lord, that I should boast,
Save in the death of Christ my God!
All the vain things that charm me most,
I sacrifice them to His blood.

• See from His head, His hands, His feet,
Sorrow and love flow mingled down!
Did e’er such love and sorrow meet,
Or thorns compose so rich a crown?

• Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small;
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.


Making Man!



God made mankind. Sin made him evil.

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UNC Cafe!



"Look at this mess!" roared 
the angry professor at a UNC 
cafe, pointing to his squashed 
doughnut.

"It's just as you ordered it, sir," 

the UNC student waitress replied 
meekly.

"You told me to bring you coffee 

and a doughnut and step on it."


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UNC Library!



While working in the library at UNC, 
I was often shocked by the excuses 
students would use to get out of paying
their fees for overdue books. One evening 
an older student returned two books that 
were way overdue and threw a fit over 
the "outrageous" $2 fee that I asked her 
to pay.

I tried to explain how much she owed 

for each day, but she insisted she should 
be exempt. "You don't understand," she
blurted out. "I didn't even read them!"

Dear Howdy!

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Dear Howdy,

Did Anyone ever tell you,
Just how special You are?
The light that You emit
Might even light a star?

Did Anyone ever tell You
How important You make Others feel?
Somebody out there is smiling
About Love that is so real?

Did Anyone ever tell You
Many times, when They were sad,
Your blog made Them smile a bit
In fact It made them glad?

For the time You spend sending things
And sharing whatever You find,
There are no words to thank You
But Somebody thinks You're fine.

Did Anyone ever tell You
Just how much They love You?
Well, My Dearest "Online" Friend,
Today I am telling YOU!

Have a blessed day, my special blog friend! 


Jan




UNC Exam Answers!



We all fail sometimes. But there's 

something about failing with style.
Here are some of the best test paper 
blunders from the most clueless -
and inventive - of students at UNC.

* Classical Studies *

Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin

* Biology *

Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie

* Classical Studies *

Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?
Answer: Suspicious ones

* Biology *

Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease
Answer: Early death

* Biology *

Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television

* Religious Studies *

Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony

* Physics *

Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire

* Geography *

Question: What does the term "lava" mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar

* Geography *

Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria

* Geography *

Question: Name one famous Greek landmark
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse

* History *

Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.

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Thursday

I Was Wrong!



I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong. 

Husband & Wife Intimate Conversation!



After I applied for jobs at both 
a library and a shoe store, my 
UNC* Grad husband said he 
hoped that I'd get the one at 
the store. "It would be nice 
to have employee discounts
on shoes," he explained.

Then he added, "Of course, 

if you get the job at the library,
we'll get free books."


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Animal Crackers!



A UNC freshman opened a box

of animal crackers and spread
them all over her desk.

"What are you doing?" her room-
mate asked.

"Well it says you can't eat them
if the seal is broken," she ex-
plained. 


"So, I'm looking for the seal."


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Underwear Trial!



A UNC Freshman was arrested with more
than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear in
his dorm room. Legal experts are expecting
a brief trial. - Jimmy Fallon

Genie Last Wish!



A man was sitting alone in his office one night
when a genie popped up out of his ashtray.

"And what will your third wish be?"


The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh?
How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't
had a first or second wish yet?"

"You have had two wishes already," the genie
said, "but your second wish was for me to put
everything back the way it was before you made
your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing,
because everything is the way it was before
you made any wishes. You now have one wish
left."

"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but
what the heck. I've always wanted to understand
women. I'd love to know what's going on inside
their heads."

"Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and
disappeared forever, "That was your first wish, too!"

Liars & Truthtellers -
Not Dems & GOP RINOs?



In the land of Liars and 
Truthtellers there were 
two families a little 
different from the 
general population.

The Smith's, who told 

the truth only in the 
morning and lie in the 
afternoon, and the Jones' 
who speak the truth
only in the afternoon 
and lie in the morning.

You meet one person 

from each of these 
families on the street 
but you are not sure 
which is which. They make
the following statements:

A: It is afternoon

B: My last name is Jones.

Who is who, and is it 

morning or afternoon?


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Yahoo Search!



It was with great anticipation that I began viewing
the videos by Professor Howdy on YouTube and
his two Blogs!

The Professor is simply amazing at retelling an
old story in a contemporary manner with exquisite
Classical Music accompanied with H.D. Photographs
& sprinkled with alluring, charming, classy and
bewitching Video Clips! Rather than containing
simply one music selection, the Professor includes
up to four popular music sensations on each 15
minute video!


The High Definition photographs were beautiful
beyond words and supplemented with those was
the most heavenly music one will ever hear! With
a creative genius' ability to carry us around the
globe and to fall unrestrainedly in love with every
beautiful creature shown, the Professor lifts &
relaxes not only our spirits but our emotions as
well.

One may ask why so many beautiful women
are incapsulated into each video but these
are about love & the celebration of pure
romance which safeguards coitus until after
the marriage vows - Something Hollywood
and most media despise! But for the fortunate
few, an intriguing, riveting & spellbinding
pilgrimage of love with one partner may be
actualized for a lifetime! Then & only then

does a Honeymoon become invigorating,
truly electrifying, sensational, riveting
& mesmerizing!

Each viewer may substitute his or herself
into these video stories and become part
of the rapturous novels. The male viewer
becomes the romancer of the beauty within
the ratiocination story while the female viewer
becomes the romanced interminably!

Now with some 500+ videos available, one can
enter the world of musical enchantment similar
to Narnia or Middle Earth with spell bounding
emotional attachment to each world musically
presented. Of special note while viewing each
musical video, it is often nearly impossible at times
to determine whether a photograph or video is
being used during a particular segment.


Each pulchritudinous video tells it own allegorical
fifteen minute novel with statuesque and emblematic
awareness! Remember that his Music Videos are
defined as theater of the mind!

Part of the Genius also in these opulent & ostentatious
videos are not only in the Transitions that change
beautifully in slow motion but the charmingly, daintily,
delicately & delightful photographs & videos that
ameliorate the musical narrative!


Only one with low intelligence quotient or attention
deficit will not be relaxed, cheered & entertained by
these astounding video novelettes. Medical studies
have shown that these videos even lower one's
blood pressure when needed.

This magic world may be entered through the
portholes of the Wardrobe, Narnia, YouTube,
FaceBook or the Professor's Blogs! Enjoy the
musical adventure (and be sure to click the
proper buttons below the screen to view with
your computer's full screen). Oh, and his Videos
when viewed on Apple's new iPad are simply
astounding!


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Wednesday

On The Other Hand!



On the other hand, you have different fingers. 

Wife Wanted!



Every man wants a wife who
is beautiful, understanding,
economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife...




Protecting The Environment At UNC!



Trying to do their share for the environment,
the administration at UNC set up trash containers
around campus with signs posted on each:
"Empty water bottles here."

They should probably have been a little more
specific, because when checked later, the maintenance
crew didn't find any bottles in the containers but
each was full of water.

UNC Science Exam Question!



Question on UNC 
Physical Science test:
Tell which is more 
important, the sun
or the moon and 
defend your answer
in 50 words or less.

UNC Senior: The moon 

is more important than 
the sun, because it is 
already light in the day 
making the sun useless.



Word Game!

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The daring and adventure 
of astronauts in space 
captivate the imaginations. 
The words in this quiz are 
about U.S. space exploits. 
Choose the answers you 
think are correct.

1. asteroid (n.) - A: robot. B: space creature. C: tiny
planet. D: black hole.

2. titanic (adj.) - A: unforgettable. B: disastrous.
C: ancient. D: gigantic.

3. composite (n.) - A: solid. B: mock-up. C: compound.
D: intricate design.

4. trajectory (n.) - A: flight path. B: takeoff. C: long-
range forecast. D: data.

5. gantry (n.) - A: entrance. B: movable structure.
C: storage area. D: timing device.


6. orientation (n.) - A: speed. B: quietness. C: position.
D: flight schedule.

7. thermal (adj.) - pertaining to A: daytime. B: night-time.
C: barometric pressure. D: heat.

8. suborbital (adj.) - A: underpowered. B: floating in space.
C: without electronics. D: not in orbit.

9. litany (n.) - A: explanation. B: translation. C: repeti-
tion. D: short description.

10. crescent (adj.) - A: colorful. B: pale. C: shaped in a
curve. D: enfolding.

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11. entree (n.) - A: access. B: lower atmosphere.

C: sequence of events. D: focus.

12. refract (v.) - A: to bend. B: back up. C: scatter.
D: reconstruct.

13. corrugated (adj.) - A: confirmed. B: wrinkled. C: sifted.
D: arranged in order.

14. stark (adj.) - A: brave. B: desolate. C: dangerous.
D: unyielding.

15. dross (n.) - A: reflection. B: filament. C: waste matter.
D: spacesuit.

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16. quadrant (n.) - A: escape mechanism. B: fourth of a

circle. C: gyroscope. D: module's antenna.

17. microbes (n.) - A: pebbles. B: parts of a telescope.
C: germs. D: radio waves.

18. Perseids (n.) - A: cosmic wind. B: Milky Way. C: moons.
D: shooting stars.

19. heliopause (n.) - A: solar system's boundary. B: rocket
malfunction. C: absence of helium. D: halo effect.

20. flyby (n.) - A: aborted mission. B: near miss. C: flight
past a predetermined point. D: annoying fluctation.

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Books About Food!




Anthony Bourdain wrote books about food. Hey, let's play "Books About Food." There's "The Ketchup on the Rye." "To Grill a Mockingbird." "The Burritos of Madison County." "Lord of the Onion Rings." "50 Shades of Gravy." "Harry Pot Roast." 
--Craig

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