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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida tothaw out during a particularly icy winter. Theyplanned to stay at the same hotel where they spenttheir honeymoon 20 years before. Because of theirhectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinatetheir travel schedules. So, the husband leftMinneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and hiswife was flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel, and unlikeyears ago, there was a computer in his room, and hedecided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, heaccidentally left out one letter in her e-mailaddress, and without noticing his error, sent thee-mail to the wrong address. Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston ... a widow hadjust returned home from her husband's funeral. He wasa Minister who was called home to glory aftersuffering a heart attack. The widow decided tocheck her e-mail, expecting messages from relativesand friends. After reading the first message, shescreamed and then fainted. The widow's son rushedinto the room, found his mother on the floor, andthen glanced up and saw the computer screen whichread: To: My Loving Wife Date: Friday, October 13, 2005 Subject: I have Arrived! Dearest Love: I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers her e now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was!! PS- It Sure Is Hot Down Here !!!
The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere.
The LORD your God is with you, He is mighty to save. He will take great delight in you, He will quiet you with His love, He will rejoice over you with singing. - Zephaniah 3:17
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