1) No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
2) Dr. Howdy was out walking one day. He met his father-in-law's only daughter's mother-in-law. What did Howdy call her?
3) What is unusual about the following verse???
A jovial swain may rack his brain, and tax his fancy’s might, To quiz in vain, for ’tis most plain, That what I say is right.
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