tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post2690929944973797456..comments2024-02-13T08:49:07.287-04:00Comments on 'Thought & Humor!': UNC Radio!Professor Howdyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-67387491709920314142007-05-21T21:06:00.000-03:002007-05-21T21:06:00.000-03:00*Why is the third hand on the watch called the sec...*Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?<BR/>*If a word were misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?<BR/>*Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?<BR/>*Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?<BR/><BR/><BR/>*Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?<BR/>*Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?<BR/>*Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?<BR/>*Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?<BR/><BR/><BR/>*Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?<BR/>*Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected?<BR/>*Why are wise man and wise guy opposites?<BR/>*Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?<BR/><BR/><BR/>*Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?<BR/>*If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?<BR/>*If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?<BR/>*If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?<BR/>*If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?<BR/><BR/><BR/>*Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?<BR/>*How come abbreviated is such a long word?<BR/>*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?<BR/>*Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-3670359847358983802007-05-21T17:56:00.000-03:002007-05-21T17:56:00.000-03:00*Permission is hereby granted for you to change al...*Permission is hereby granted for you to change all <BR/>humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought <BR/>& Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution <BR/>of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another <BR/>of your choice from the list below:<BR/><BR/>1) French university students <BR/>2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley<BR/>3) Any accredited high school or middle school<BR/>4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits<BR/>5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops<BR/>6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring <BR/>to NCSU, JSU, MSU, USC, UGA, or FSU.<BR/> <BR/> <BR/>*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.<BR/>Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:<BR/>B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), N.U.T., A.P.E., B.R.C.<BR/>(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898<BR/>for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were<BR/>unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher<BR/>learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.com