Thursday

University Of Tennessee!



Why did Tennessee choose orange 
as their team color?

You can wear it to the game on 

Saturday, hunting on Sunday, 
and picking up trash along the 
highways the rest of the week...

Fooling The Post Office!



A new UNC grad was sent to the post office to mail an important letter. A short time later the UNC grad returned with a suspicious smile on his face. His boss inquired if the letter had been sent & the new UNC grad replied, " I just fooled the people at the post office and saved the company money at the same time!

When no one was looking, I dropped the envelope in the mail slot without buying a stamp."

New Swine Flu ALERT!



According to the University 
of North Carolina, everyone
should be aware that there 

is a new outbreak of this flu.

Please be conscious of the 

indications that you or members
of your family may have 

contracted the Swine Flu 
Virus.

The
symptoms associated 

with this disease are:

1.) Sore throat.
2.) Slight headache.
3.) Moderate to high temperature.
4.) Nausea or upset stomach.
5.) Uncontrollable urge to roll 

around in the mud.




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Time Is Running Short!



Time is short to reach a world of young people without Christ.


Because their hearts are turning so hard so soon.


Most of them are beyond the reach of conventional Christian outreaches.


But not beyond the reach of a website 
that meets them where they are - making 
them laugh, winning their trust, touching
their need, giving them Jesus.


And that battle for their hearts is 
raging this very day as young people 
come to our website:  HERE - lost and...


...come away with the Good News - 12 Million of them already.


Blogs, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter,
Tumblr & More! Please Pray for them!



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Wednesday

Coronavirus Update!




                           DEATHS IN 2020:




In New York City 70% of the deaths are of those over age 65. The majority of New York’s more than 5,500 deaths due to coronavirus were among men and 86% of these deaths were among people who already had underlying illnesses like high blood pressure and diabetes.

61% were men, 39% were women. Sixty-three percent of the deaths were among those age 70 and older while 7% of the cases were those 49 and younger. Of those who died had at least one other chronic disease, the record showed. The leading underlying illness was high blood pressure, which showed up in 55% of the deaths. Next, diabetes 37% of the cases. Other top illnesses found in those who died from coronavirus were hyperlipidemia, coronary artery disease, renal disease and dementia.

DISCUSSION!

Saturday

Attorney Humor!


An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

"Judge Quincy has just died" said the attorney, " and I want to take his place."

Replied the governor: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."





Auto Accident At UNC!



In Chapel Hill, a UNC* Prof. 
was hit by a car.


While waiting for an ambulance, 
the policeman tucked a blanket 
under the unhurt prof's chin
and asked, "Are you comfortable?" 


The prof. said, "I make a nice living."


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A Letter To Friends!


Dear Friends,

My beloved friends, let us continue to love each other since love comes from God.

Everyone who loves is born of God and experiences a relationship with God. The person who refuses to love doesn't know the first thing about God, because God is love - so you can't know Him if you don't love. This is how God showed His love for us: God sent His only Son into the world so we might live through Him.

Sincerely,
John


You Will!








Sunday

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Husband In A Hurry!



A man pacing back and forth 
glanced at his watch and yelled 
upstairs to his wife, "Honey, 
are you ready yet?"

Shouting back, the woman replies, 

"For crying out loud, Ed, I've been 
telling you for the last half hour...
I'll be ready in a minute!"

Eight Facts About UNC Folks!



What did the UNC* fan say when 
he opened the box of Cheerios? 
Oh look, ...Doughnut seeds.
~~
Why did the UNC student stare 
at the can of frozen orange juice? 
Because it said concentrate.
~~
Why can't UNC students dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!
~~
Why shouldn't UNC profs have coffee 
breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
~~
Why does it take longer to build 
a UNC snowman as opposed to 
a regular one? You have to hollow 
out the head.
~~
How do you get a twinkle in a UNC
student's eye? Shine a flashlight in 
her ear.
~~
Hear about the UNC prof that got an
AM radio? It took him a month to
realize he could play it at night.
~~
What did the UNC student say when
she saw the sign in front of the 
YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S 
wrong!"

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