One day, a hubby decided to wash
Seconds after he stepped up to the
washing machine, he shouted to his
wife, "Honey, what setting do I use
on the washing machine?"
"It depends," she replied. "What
does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "UNC!"
The UNC* coach's wife yells
to her husband, "It's Sports
Illustrated on the phone!"
The coach falls all over
himself racing to the phone
and says, "Hello?"
Then he hears, "For just
75 cents an issue...."
*Please see "comments"
for additional pertinent
& germane information.
Admittedly, the thing is pretty awesome, if only because it’s so ridiculous looking. But it’s also sort of smart. It’s a pillow with an opening for your hands, and for your mouth and nose. Your eyes are covered and your head is cushioned whether you decide to plop your noggin down on your desk or sleep in the airplane. I’ve always wanted a foolproof “Dork Detector” and, if you’re using/wearing this, there’s no doubt – you are an absolute dork!
Ice is no longer available in the drinks
at the cafeterias at UNC*.
The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), N.U.T., A.P.E., B.S. B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.
An overweight UNC student went to see her
doc for some advice. She was anxious to try
an get in top shape.
The doctor advised her to run ten miles a day
for sixty days. This, he guaranteed would help
her lose as much as 120 pounds and tone
up her body just fine.
Determined, the UNC student followed the doctor's
advice rigorously everyday without fail, and, after
thirty days, she was pleased to discover that she
had indeed lost twenty pounds and felt great.
She phoned the doc and thanked him for his
wonderful advice that had produced such
fabulously effective results.
However, at the end of the conversation, the UNC
student had one last question for the doc, then she
"How do I get home, Doc?, 'cuz I'm now about 600