Pretty UNC grad on phone.
An account executive at a
stock-and-bond firm telephoned
a UNC grad client who had
purchased her first stock -
one hundred shares of Proctor
& Gamble. He told her that he had
just heard they were going to split.
"Oh! What a shame." she lamented.
"I'm so sorry to hear that. And,
they've been together for so long, too."
Two recently married UNC grads were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that there was a wonderful Russian baby boy available. The couple accepted him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the UNC campus so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby. In a year or so, when he begins to talk, we want to be able to understand him." Бог любит вас, и, следовательно, значительно, что Он умер только для вас! - Russian
A UNC grad went to visit some relatives. The next morning he was the first up & so decided to fix his own breakfast of Sugar Smacks! When his sister came down later she found all of her spoons lined up in a row on the table. She asked her younger brother about this and he stated that each spoon made the cereal taste sour. After checking the expiration on the milk she asked if he might have considered that the milk was sour...
After I applied for jobs at both a library and a shoe store, my husband who was a Democrat said he hoped that I'd get the one at the store. "It would be nice to have employee discounts on shoes," he explained. Then he added, "Of course, if you get the job at the library, we'll get free books."