New UNC Diet!

A UNC student was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the student returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The girl nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping on the third day."

Отключение Шины Университета!

UNC Grad to Ticket Agent: I want to buy a bus ticket for Norwald.

Ticket Agent, Searching Book: Norwald? Let me find that. Hmm... never heard of it. Let me see... Norwald. I don't see Norwald listed, and I can't find it on the map.

Just where is Norwald, anyway?

UNC: Over there. He's my brother-in-law.

Shopping Near The UNC Campus!

UNC sophomore, trying on 
a jacket to her friend:

"How does this look
on me, 

on a scale of one to ten, with 
five being in the middle!"

Old Age & Beauty!

Having Children!

The Truth About Old Age!

Proverbs 16:31: Gray hair is a crown of glory; it is gained in a righteous life.

Job 12:12: Wisdom is with the aged, and understanding in length of days.

Isaiah 46:4: Even to your old age I am He, and to gray hairs I will carry you. I have made, and I will bear; I will carry and will save.

Psalm 92:14: They still bear fruit in old age; they are ever full of sap and green,

Psalm 71:18: So even to old age and gray hairs, O God, do not forsake me, until I proclaim your might to another generation, your power to all those to come.

The 1960's!

New UNC Grad Cooking Show!

Health Nuts!

    #HealthNuts  #Hospital  #Dying  #Nothing

Fishing & Food!

Chapel Hill Sheriff!

UNC Chapel Hill Sheriff

There was this Chapel Hill Sheriff and his deputy riding along their small town near the UNC* campus. They spot a car with out of town plates and decide to pull it over.

The sheriff says "Where you from boy?"

The man says Chicago. Sheriff says, "Don't lie to me son I saw them Illinois tags."

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1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews,
Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians,
Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist,
Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist,
French, etc.) have sinned & fall
short of the glory of God.

2) For the wages of above (see #1)
are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation
from God, & damnation) but the Gift
(free & at no charge to you) of God
(Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is
Eternal Life (Heaven) through
(in union with) Jesus Christ
(God, Lord, 2nd Person of the
Trinity, Messiah, Prince of
Peace & Savior of the World).

3) For God so greatly loved & dearly
prized the world (Americans, Muslims,
Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist,
Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans,
Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons,
Methodist, French, etc.) that
He even gave up His only begotten
(unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone,
anywhere, anytime - while still living)
believes (trust in, relies on, clings to,
depends completely on) Him shall
have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven).

4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH,
& THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American,
Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist,
Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist,
Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French,
etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with
GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through)
ME (no other name).

This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - -
(Rev. 3:20)

{Please note that church membership,
baptism, doing good things, etc. are not
requirements for becoming a Christian -
however they are great afterwards!!!}

Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad
is the road that leads to destruction
(Hell, damnation, eternal punishment),
and many enter through it. But small
is the gate and narrow the road that
leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness,
forever with God), and only a few find it.

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This is how much God loved the world: He gave His Son, His one and only Son. And this is why: so that no one need be destroyed; by believing in Him, anyone can have a whole and lasting life. God didn't go to all the trouble of sending His Son merely to point an accusing finger, telling the world how bad it was. He came to help, to put the world right again. Anyone who trusts in Him is acquitted; anyone who refuses to trust Him has long since been under the death sentence without knowing it. And why? Because of that person's failure to believe in the one-of-a-kind Son of God when introduced to Him. 

- John 3:16-18

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Dying Rate!

Dear Friend, I pray that you may enjoy good health and that all may go well with you, even as your soul is getting along well. - 3 John 1:2

UNC Math Class!

The UNC math professor saw that a sophomore wasn't paying attention in class. He called on her and said, "What are 3, 4, 28 and 44?"

The sophomore quickly replied, "Fox News, USA, Weather Channel & the Cartoon Network!

#1 Killer!

#1Killer  #Death  #Killer #World #Grave

(And just as each person is destined to die once and after that comes judgment, so also Christ was offered once for all time as a sacrifice to take away the sins of many people. He will come again, not to deal with our sins, but to bring salvation to all who are eagerly waiting for Him.)


Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, "Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten, miserable beasts I have ever seen." 

One of the buffalo turned to the other and said, "You know, I think I just heard a discouraging word."

Knock Knock!

Knock Knock.

Who's there?


Kleenex who?

Kleenex are prettier than dirty necks.

Amnesia Warning!

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.

A Purse Snatcher!

UNC Cop Policeman

A young UNC* grad met her maiden aunt downtown for lunch one afternoon and during the meal, the older woman asked her niece to deposit a paycheck for her at the bank where the girl worked. On her way back from work, the girl was accosted by a purse snatcher.

"Help, help," she screamed at a passing cop. "That man has taken my aunt's pay- he's taken my aunt's pay!"

"OK, lady," said the cop. "Cut out the pig latin and tell me exactly what happened."

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