Details On Gravity!

Gravity always gets me down!

American Idioms!

*Tickled pink...

If you are tickled pink, 
you are extremely pleased 
about something.

*In the pink...

If you are in the pink, you are fit, 
healthy and happy

*Pink slip...

Termination notice from a job

*Feel blue...

If you are feeling blue, you are 
feeling sad or depressed often 
when there is no particular reason.

*Once in a blue moon...

If you say that something happens

once in a blue moon, you are
emphasizing that it does not happen
very often at all.

*Out of the blue...
Without any warning, by surprise.

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UNC Class!

Professor Howdy - final exam in undergraduate
school at UNC in 1998...

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Making Kool-Aid!

Why won't UNC students make 


Because they can't figure out how 

to get a quart of water into that
little package.

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UNC Dentist Visit!

A UNC* student walks into 
a dentist's surgery and says,
"Excuse me, can you help me. 
I think I'm a moth."

"You don't need a dentist. 

 You need a psychiatrist."

"Yes, I know."

"So, why did you come in here?"

"The light was on."

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UNC Band!

A drummer in the UNC marching 
band, tired from being ridiculed 
by his peers, decides to learn 
how to play some "real" musical 
instruments. He goes to a music
store, walks in, approaches the 

store clerk, and says "I'll take 
that red trumpet over there 
and that accordion." 

The store clerk looks at him 
a bit funny, and replies "OK,
you can have the fire 

extinguisher but the
radiator's got to stay".


*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., N.U.T., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.


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The Roman emperor Diocletian, following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out. The French Revolution could not
crush it with secular philosophy (Rousseau, one of its heroes,
converted to Christianity). The Communists failed to stamp it
out with atheism and political ideology. One might well ask why
this book has been banned, burned, and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The great Reformation hero John Calvin
responds in this way: "Whenever people slander God's word.
they show they feel within its power, however unwillingly or
reluctantly." - Joe Boot


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Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
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First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997
Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture

UNC Prof Rescue!

The Coast Guard was called out 

to rescue a small sailboat in
trouble off the North Carolina 


The rescue boat called the 

foundering vessel on the 
radio to get the its location:

"What is your position? 

Repeat, what is your position?"

And the reply came back, 

"My position? I'm Professor 
of English at UNC*."

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In His Field!

A man is driving down a country road, 
when he spots a UNC* grad who is a 
farmer standing in the middle of a 
huge field of grass. He pulls the car 
over to the side of the road and notices
that the grad is just standing there, 
doing nothing. The man gets out of 
the car, walks all the way out to the 
farmer and asks him, "Excuse me
mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win 
a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well...I heard they give the Nobel 
Prize to people who are out standing 
in their field."

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If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some
conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes
more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself
to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could
be true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and I
believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to
the issue of salvation. - - - Dr. Woodrow Kroll


There is simply no historic foundation for the position that the
Framers intended to build the 'wall of separation' that was
constitutionalized in Everson. The 'wall of separation be-
tween church and state' is a metaphor based on bad history,
a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging.
It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned.
- - - Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, William Rehnquist


In 1796 the US Supreme Court issued this ruling, "By our form
of government, the Christian religion is the established religion,
and all sects and denominations of Christians are placed on
equal footing." Some 57 years later, after Congress was
petitioned to separate Christian principles from government,
in 1853 the House Judiciary Committee issued their formal
report, including these words: "In this age there is no substitute
for Christianity. This was the religion of the founders of the republic,
and they expected it to be the religion of their dependents. The
great vital, conservative elements in our system is the belief of
our people in the pure doctrines and divine truths of the gospel
of Jesus Christ." - - - Dr. Gerald Beavan


"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own
their dependence upon the overruling power of God
and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the
Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those
nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord."
-- President Abraham Lincoln


Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;
trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in
time or eternity. - D.L. Moody


Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds.
Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
into which they never enter and with their hand on the door latch
they die outside. GK Chesterton


Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought
& Humor'
and its subsidiaries related to the institution
of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another
of your choice from the list below:

1) Senate Dinosaurs
2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
3) Any accredited high school or middle school
4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring

UNC Exam Answers!

We all fail sometimes. But there's 

something about failing with style.
Here are some of the best test paper 
blunders from the most clueless -
and inventive - of students at UNC.

* Classical Studies *

Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin

* Biology *

Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie

* Classical Studies *

Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?
Answer: Suspicious ones

* Biology *

Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease
Answer: Early death

* Biology *

Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television

* Religious Studies *

Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony

* Physics *

Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire

* Geography *

Question: What does the term "lava" mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar

* Geography *

Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria

* Geography *

Question: Name one famous Greek landmark
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse

* History *

Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.


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Most of the reasons that many blindly supported this Regime was due to their Postmodernism indoctrination via the educational, news media & entertainment establishments during the past half century!

Postmodernism teaches that whatever they believe to be true is what's true so don't bother them with facts! Their only hope is for their eyes to be opened by the Almighty!

To reach this point of indoctrination, they had to forsake the One True God of the Bible & to open their lives to sin. That is why their Worldview must always support such things as abortion, evolution & some form of open sex including the type perversions discussed in Romans 1:16-32.

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