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Merry Christmas Party Quiz (100 Questions & Answers)!

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Want to test your Christmas knowledge? Here is a quiz to test your knowledge of Christmas traditions, popular culture, the Bible, and other aspects of the holiday with these simple questions. So put on your thinking cap and take a tour. Enjoy yourself! Quiz your friends! Print out if you like. Use at your Christmas Parties!



1. Which book of the Bible has the most to say about Christ's advent?
2. What is traditionally found in a Christmas Pudding?
3. What is the name of the red flower associated with Christmas?
4. How many "Lords a Leaping" were there?
5. In which language is Christmas known as Nadolig?


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6. Which German Christmas season figure punishes children
who are naughty, not prayerful and don't know the catechism?
7. Who tried to have Christmas abolished?
8. Which church does not acknowledge Christmas?
9. From a religious viewpoint, what is the only holiday considered
bigger than Christmas?
10. What is the name of the most famous Christmas ballet?


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This Ever Happen To you?


...when waiting in line at store, bank, etc.

How Can You Tell???



How can you tell if a UNC grad
is on location at a drilling rig?

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Learning To Drive!



A UNC freshman named Elizabeth 

was nervous as she took the wheel 
for her first driving lesson. As she 
was pulling out of the parking lot, 
the instructor said, "Turn left here, 
and don't forget to let the people 
behind you know what you're doing."

Elizabeth turned to the students 

sitting in the backseat and announced, 
"I'm going left."

UNC Wife Humor!


A man pacing back and 
forth glanced at his watch 
and yelled upstairs to his 
wife, "Honey, are you 
ready yet?" 

Shouting back, the woman 
replies, "For crying out loud, 
Ed, I've been telling you for 
the last half hour...I'll be ready 
in a minute!" 

Irish National Steeplechase!



The first Irish National 
Steeplechase was finally 
abandoned. Not one horse 
could get a descent footing 
on the cathedral roof.

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Ventriloquist Show Near UNC!

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs 
and stops to entertain in one of the many 
bars in Chapel Hill. He's going through 
his usual run of stupid UNC jokes, when 
a large, UNC student in the fourth row 
stands on his chair and says "I've heard 
just about enough of your denigrating 
UNC jokes."

He continues to berate him: "What makes 

you think you can stereotype UNC that way? 
What does a person's school have to do with 
their worth as a human being and intelligence?
It's guys like you who keep future UNC grads 
like me from being respected at work and in 
the community, or of reaching their full 
potential  as a person, because you and 
your kind continue to perpetuate 
discrimination against UNC, all in 
the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to 

apologize,  when the student pipes up, 
"You stay out of this, Mister. I'm talking 
to that little jerk on your knee!"




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Using Spoons!



A UNC grad went to visit some 
relatives. The next morning he 
was the first up & so decided 
to fix his own breakfast of Sugar 
Smacks!

When his sister came down later 

she found all of her spoons lined
up in a row on the table.

She asked her younger brother 

about this and he stated that each
spoon made the cereal taste sour.

After checking the expiration on 

the milk she asked if he might
have considered that the milk 
was sour...


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Medical Warning!

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on:


The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."


The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."


The third surgeon says, "No, I really think file clerks are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."


The fourth surgeon chimes in with, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."


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UNC Exam Questions!



1) Who drives away all his customers?

2)
Did the people laugh when the lady fell on the ice?


3) What did one melon say to the other melon?


4) Why aren't elephants allowed on beaches?

5) What's stranger than seeing a catfish?


Time Limit: 2 Hours


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Two Angry Women!



A UNC grad got engaged 
to two very pretty women 
at the same time. One was 
named Edith; the other named 
Kate. They met, discovered 
they had the same fiancée, 
and told him: "Get out of our 
lives you rascal. We'll teach 
you that you can't have your 
Kate and Edith, too."

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