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Why? Why? Why? #9

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why? Why? Why? #6

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


Men Are Just Happier People— What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't have to stop and think of which 
way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act 
of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays it's original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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Why? Why? Why? #15

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? 

Why? Why? Why? #5

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

BREAKING NEWS: UNC Tar Heels Football!!!

BREAKING NEWS: UNC Tar Heels football practice was delayed nearly two hours after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The Coach immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate.

After complete analysis, experts determined 
the white substance unknown to Tar Heel 
players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice was resumed after it was decided 
the team was unlikely to encounter the 
substance again.

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A UNC professor is driving along 
the road when he sees a sign on a 
plot of land that reads "40 acres for 
sale" and lists a phone number and 
in big bold letters the words "WILL 
DIVIDE". The prof has been considering 
buying a bit of land for investment 
purposes. He calls the number and 
when a lady picks up, he asks her, 
"Is Mr. Divide in?"



Factoid: Evolution is anti-Christmas!




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Cal Thomas: What If It's True?

Suppose what some call the "Christmas story" is true -- all of it, from the angels, to the shepherds, to the virgin birth, to God taking on human flesh. By this, I don't mean to suggest it is true only for those who believe it to be true, but what if it is objectively true, no matter what the deniers say? What difference would it make? Should it make any difference?

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'I tried to write off the experience as misfiring synapses'!


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If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some
conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes
more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself
to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could
be true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and I
believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to
the issue of salvation. - - - Dr. Woodrow Kroll

There is simply no historic foundation for the position that the
Framers intended to build the 'wall of separation' that was
constitutionalized in Everson. The 'wall of separation be-
tween church and state' is a metaphor based on bad history,
a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging.
It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned.
- - - Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, William Rehnquist

In 1796 the US Supreme Court issued this ruling, "By our form
of government, the Christian religion is the established religion,
and all sects and denominations of Christians are placed on
equal footing." Some 57 years later, after Congress was
petitioned to separate Christian principles from government,
in 1853 the House Judiciary Committee issued their formal
report, including these words: "In this age there is no substitute
for Christianity. This was the religion of the founders of the republic,
and they expected it to be the religion of their dependents. The
great vital, conservative elements in our system is the belief of
our people in the pure doctrines and divine truths of the gospel
of Jesus Christ." - - - Dr. Gerald Beavan

"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own
their dependence upon the overruling power of God
and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the
Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those
nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord."
-- President Abraham Lincoln

Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;
trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in
time or eternity. - D.L. Moody

Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds.
Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
into which they never enter and with their hand on the door latch
they die outside. - G.K. Chesterton 

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