Tuesday

What’s The Worst Movie You Ever Saw In The Theatre?


This week, in honor of the return of Baywatch & Pirates Of The Caribbean, we’re asking: What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen while trapped in a theater?

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Monday

Two Atoms Walking!



Two atoms are walking down 
the street and they run into 
each other.

One says to the other, 
"Are you all right?"

"No, I lost an electron!" 

"Are you sure?"


"Yeah, I'm positive!"


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Information Please?



"Information? I need the 
number of the Caseway 
Insurance Company."

"Would you spell that, please?"

"Certainly. C as in sea. 
A as in aye. S as in sea. 
E as in eye. W as in why. 
A as in are. Y as in you."

"Just a minute, sir. 
I'll connect you with 
my supervisor."



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A Secret Formula - For Youth & Romance!


Professor Howdy's Girls:

The police recently busted a man
selling 'secret formula' tablets he
claimed gave eternal youth. When
going through their files they noticed
it was the fifth time he was caught
for committing this same criminal
medical fraud.


He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 
1856, 1928 and 1983...........


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UNC Shoe Store!


UNC Shoe Store in 'Thought & Humor' by Professor Dr. Howdy.

A UNC student walks into a shoe store,
and tries
on a pair of shoes.


"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.


"Well they feel a bit tight," replies the student.


The assistant promptly bends down 

and has a look at the shoes and at the 
student's feet.

"Try pulling the tongue out. That 

should help." the clerk says.

"Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth."


Jill, The New UNC Grad!




Jill had applied for a job and 
when she returned home,
her mother asked how the 
interview went.

"Pretty good I think", replied 

Jill, "but if I go to work there
I won't get a vacation unless 
I'm married.

Her mother of course, had 

never heard of such a thing 
and asked "Is that what they 
told you?

"No", replied Jill, "they didn't 

tell me that, but on the application
it said, "vacation time may not 
be taken until you've had your
'First Anniversary'"!

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Wo Bin Ich?



What did the post card from the 

UNC* student say?

"Having a good time. Where am I?"




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Morning Exercise!



I've started an exercise program.
I do 20 sit-ups each morning.

That may not sound like a lot,
but you can only hit that snooze
button so many times.


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Sunday

Five Bullet Points About Death!



I know—there’s a certain level of irony when you provide “bullet points” on death. 


Nevertheless, here are five important things that the Bible tells us about death:

1. Death is the result of sin
Genesis 2:17 — “but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die.”

Romans 6:23a — ‘For the wages of sin is death”

2. Death is an evil intruder into the world
1 Corinthians 15:26 —“The last enemy to be destroyed is death.”

3. Death is followed by judgment
Hebrews 9:27 — “it is appointed for man to die once, and after that comes judgment”

Revelation 20:12 — “And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Then another book was opened, which is the book of life. And the dead were judged by what was written in the books, according to what they had done.”



4. Death for unbelievers is the entrance into eternal and terrible punishment:


Matthew 25:41, 46 — “Then [the Son of Man] will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. … And these will go away into eternal punishment …”

Luke 13:28 — “In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when you see Abraham and Isaac and Jacob and all the prophets in the kingdom of God but you yourselves cast out.”

5. Death for believers is the doorway to eternal life and joy with God
1 Corinthians 15:52, 54-55 — “For the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised imperishable, and we shall be changed. … then shall come to pass the saying that is written: ‘Death is swallowed up in victory.’ ‘O death, where is your victory? O death, where is your sting?’”

Revelation 21:4 — “He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.”

Philippians 1:21, 23 — “For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain. … My desire is to depart and be with Christ, for that is far better.”


Saturday

Top Links!

While PotUS continues to be a key draw for news sites, April was a busy month with stories about United Airlines, Bill O’Reilly and the ill-fated Fyre Festival grabbing the public’s attention. Here are the top ten non-branded keywords driving traffic to US media publications in April 2017:

trump
united airlines
north korea
donald trump
syria
aaron hernandez
bill o’reilly
fyre festival
united
russia

Monday

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The Three Funniest Movies That I've Ever Seen!






It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World is a 1963 American epic comedy film, produced and directed by Stanley Kramer and starring Spencer Tracy with an all-star cast, about the madcap pursuit of $350,000 in stolen cash by a diverse and colorful group of strangers. The ensemble comedy premiered on November 7, 1963. The cast features Edie Adams, Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, Buddy Hackett, Ethel Merman, Mickey Rooney, Phil Silvers, Terry-Thomas and Jonathan Winters.







The Great Race is a 1965 American slapstick comedy film starring Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis, and Natalie Wood, directed by Blake Edwards, written by Blake Edwards and Arthur A. Ross, and with music by Henry Mancini and cinematography by Russell Harlan. The supporting cast includes Peter Falk, Keenan Wynn, Arthur O'Connell and Vivian Vance. The movie cost US$12 million, making it the most expensive comedy film at the time. It is noted for one scene that was promoted as "the greatest pie fight ever".






What's Up, Doc? is a 1972 screwball comedy film released by Warner Bros., directed by Peter Bogdanovich and starring Barbra Streisand, Ryan O'Neal, and Madeline Kahn in her first feature film role (for which she was nominated for a Golden Globe). It was intended to pay homage to comedy films of the 1930s, especially Bringing Up Baby, as well as old Bugs Bunny cartoons (another WB product). The film was a success, and became the third-highest grossing film of 1972. The film won the Writers Guild of America 1973 "Best Comedy Written Directly for the Screen" award for writers Buck Henry, David Newman and Robert Benton. It was placed at number 61 on the list of 100 greatest comedies published by the American Film Institute, and at number 68 on the AFI's 100 Years... 100 Passions.

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Canadian Diary Entry!


NCSU Talking To UNC!



I was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at NCSU. I used to work repairing construction equipment.

One afternoon, I was taking apart a piling hammer that had some very large bolts holding it together.

One of the nuts had corroded onto the bolt; to free it I started heating the nut with an oxy-acetylene torch. As I was doing this, a UNC grad came along. He asked me what I was doing. I patiently explained that if I heated the nut it would grow larger and release its grip on the bolt so I could then remove it.

"So things get larger when they get hot, do they?" he asked.

Suddenly, an idea flashed into my mind. "Yes," I said, "that's why days are longer in summer and shorter in winter."

There was a long pause, then his face cleared. "You know, I always wondered about that," he said.

UNC Student At Midnight!


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Q: Why did the UNC student lay 
out on the lawn chair in her bathing 
suit at midnight?

A: She wanted to get a dark tan.




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