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Howdy At Work!




Dear Professor Howdy!



Dear Professor Howdy,

Can you guess which is 
the female above???

Best Wishes,
Julia G. - UNC







UNC Husband!



One day, a hubby decided to wash 
his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped up to the 
washing machine, he shouted to his 
wife, "Honey, what setting do I use
on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replied. "What 
does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "UNC!"

Vettura Di Gioco del calcio!



The UNC* coach's wife yells 
to her husband, "It's Sports 
Illustrated on the phone!"

The coach falls all over 
himself racing to the phone
and says, "Hello?"


Then he hears, "For just 
75 cents an issue...."

*Please see "comments"
for additional pertinent
& germane information.

Dork Detector!























Admittedly, the thing is pretty awesome, if only because it’s so ridiculous looking. But it’s also sort of smart. It’s a pillow with an opening for your hands, and for your mouth and nose. Your eyes are covered and your head is cushioned whether you decide to plop your noggin down on your desk or sleep in the airplane. I’ve always wanted a foolproof “Dork Detector” and, if you’re using/wearing this, there’s no doubt – you are an absolute dork!

UNC Ice Problem!




Ice is no longer available in the drinks 

at the cafeterias at UNC*.

The senior who knew the recipe graduated.



________
*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), N.U.T., A.P.E., B.S. B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.






#FoodChain


An Overweight UNC Student!



An overweight UNC student went to see her
doc for some advice. She was anxious to try
an get in top shape.

The doctor advised her to run ten miles a day

for sixty days. This, he guaranteed would help
her lose as much as 120 pounds and tone
up her body just fine.

Determined, the UNC student followed the doctor's

advice rigorously everyday without fail, and, after
thirty days, she was pleased to discover that she
had indeed lost twenty pounds and felt great.

She phoned the doc and thanked him for his

wonderful advice that had produced such
fabulously effective results.

However, at the end of the conversation, the UNC

student had one last question for the doc, then she
asked:

"How do I get home, Doc?, 'cuz I'm now about 600

miles away?




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