UNC Science Exam Question!

Question on UNC 
Physical Science test:
Tell which is more 
important, the sun
or the moon and 
defend your answer
in 50 words or less.

UNC Senior: The moon 

is more important than 
the sun, because it is 
already light in the day 
making the sun useless.

UNC Spots!

"Doctor!" whined the 
UNC student, "I keep 
seeing spots before my 

The physician scratched 
his head, "Why have you 
come to me? Have you 
seen an ophthalmologist?"

"No," replied the student, 
"just spots."

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of sandpaper thinking it was 
a map of the Sahara Desert???

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Bartenders See Some Really Odd Things...

1. Two hydrogen atoms walk 

into a bar. One says, "I've lost 
my electron." The other says, 
"Are you sure?" The first replies, 
"Yes, I'm positive."

2. A jumper cable walks into 

a bar. The bartender says, 
"I'll serve you, but don't 
start anything."

3. A sandwich walks into a bar. 

The bartender says, "Sorry, we 
don't serve food here."

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If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some
conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes
more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself
to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could
be true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and I
believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to
the issue of salvation. - - - Dr. Woodrow Kroll

Une Plaisanterie D'Avocat!

A man came across a striking 
brass rat in an antique store
and decided
it would look great 

on his desk. He paid $100
for it but was surprised

the proprietor insisted it was

He said, "It's been returned 
twice already, and I don't want
to see it again."

Leaving the
store, the man saw 

a couple of rats scurrying around 
the corner; several more were near 
his car. As he drove, rats appeared 
from the gutters and side streets until
he was nearly overwhelmed.

In panic, he threw the brass rat over 
a bridge railing into a river, and 
witnessed the army of live rats 
follow into the depths.

The man hurried back to the store, 

but the owner cut him short, saying, 
"Look, I told you there would be no 

The man quickly replied, " Oh no, 

that's fine. I was just wondering 
if you had a brass lawyer."

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Working Out Philosophy!

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

And just as it is destined that each person dies only once and after that comes judgment! 
- God 

 (Our time of departure from this planet has already been set in stone. No deviations! So enjoy your workout, dieting, thinking positive, living safe, taking your vitamins, seeing your doctor often, drinking lots of water, etc. All will obviously make you healthier but God has already set our date with death or departure.)

UNC Plans!

At the beginning of my junior year at UNC,
our professor had us fill out a form stating
our future goals. Out of curiosity, I leaned
over to see what my friend put down for
her aspirations. Where it read "Vocational
Plans" she had written, "Florida."

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Five Common Myths!

1) Drinking eight glasses of water 

a day is good for everyone. Actually 
it can be harmful. Here's a secret
that few know:
Tea, Coffee, Coke, 

Watermelon & Lemonade
ALL contain
mostly water! No 

one knows who started this 
fallacious statement: DETAILS!!!

2) SPAM is bad for you. It may 

be bad for your ISP and a few 
folks that need desperately to 
get a life but the rest of us can 
use the delete button efficaciously. 
Just ignore it - recent government 
studies have shown that it has never
caused early death except among 

those whose assimilative systems 
are wound too tightly from their 
alimentary canals to their whoopees... 

3) Self Esteem is the most important 

thing in a person's life. Actually self 
esteem means self love which is 
another way to describe pride, 
selfishness, spoiled children and 
childish adults. Self worth is 
essentially the same as self esteem. 
Please introduce me to folks who 
are selfless, forgiving considerate, 
generous, big hearted, magnanimous, 
altruistic... Details!!!

4) The world is billions of years old. 

No one was around then to know. 
There's really better proof that it's
thousands of years old. Actually, 

there was Someone around then and 
He made it and gave all of us a brief
picture of what He did in Genesis 1 - 3. 

You can go to this site: HERE!!! to find 
some PhD types that agree. Details!!!

5) To become a Christian you either 

need to join a church or be good 
enough. Going to church does not 
make one a Christian anymore than 
walking into a garage makes one 
an automobile or sticking your 
head into an oven makes you a 
cookie. Forget being good enough 
because you would have to be 
absolutely perfect your entire 
life and only One has ever 
done that.  DETAILS!!!

Dr. Howdy

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Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, but have not love, it profits me nothing.

Love suffers long and is kind; love does not envy; love does not parade itself, is not puffed up; does not behave rudely, does not seek its own, is not provoked, thinks no evil; does not rejoice in iniquity, but rejoices in the truth; bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.

Love never fails. But whether there are prophecies, they will fail; whether there are tongues, they will cease; whether there is knowledge, it will vanish away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part. But when that which is perfect has come, then that which is in part will be done away.

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things. For now we see in a mirror, dimly, but then face to face. Now I know in part, but then I shall know just as I also am known.

And now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love.

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A Word About Generalizations!

All generalizations are false.

Two UNC Students!

Two UNC students are walking 

down different ends of a street 
toward each other, and one is 
carrying a sack. When they meet, 
one says,"Hey Tommy Ray,
what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they 

are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, ya guesses right and 

I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"

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My Mind!

I just let my mind wander & it didn't come back. 

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Changing Nationality?

When does an Irish potato
change its nationality?

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UNC Wedding!

A UNC* student was attending 
his first wedding. After the service, 
his cousin asks him: "How many 
women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen!" replies the UNC student.

His cousin laughed and asked how 

he knew this.

"Easy," the student said. "All you 

have to do is add it up! 4 better, 
4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"

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