Monday

Four-Engine Jet Problem!



A UNC grad is on a four-engine 
plane. All of a sudden there's a 
loud bang. The pilot comes on 
the radio and says, “I'm sorry, 
our first engine has just shut 
off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes.”

Then there's another bang. 

Once again, the radio comes 
on and the pilot says the same 
thing except that the second
engine shut down and that 

they'll be delayed nearly two 
hours.

After that, the third engine 

shuts off and the pilot tells
the passengers that they will 

be delayed 3 hours. The UNC 
grad turns to the guy sitting 
beside her and says, “Man, 
if  the fourth engine shuts 
off we'll be up here all day.”


3 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

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Professor Howdy said...

Top Ten of Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship on
Cruise Director for the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line

10. Do these steps go up or down?
9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?
8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
7. Does the crew sleep on the ship?
6. Is this island completely surrounded by water?
5. Does the ship make its own electricity?
4. Is it salt water in the toilets?
3. What elevation are we at?
2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them
the next day... the question asked...If the pictures aren't marked,
how will I know which ones are mine?
1. What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?

Professor Howdy said...

If you cannot get what you like. Why not try to like what you get ?
Hard work never killed anybody... But why take chances.
Success always occurs in private, and Failure in full view.
Always remember you're unique just like everyone else.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train!
Smile.. Cause it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
I wear my wife's eyeglasses because she wants me to see things her way.

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