An English professor was reading Canterbury Tales to his class and noticed that one of his students had fallen asleep.
The professor was annoyed enough to send the book spinning through the air and bounce it off the sleeper's skull.
Startled awake, the student asked what had hit him.
"That," said the professor, "was a flying Chaucer."
OBSCURE AND UNUSUAL WORDS
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1) exponible eks-po ni bel adjective
: needing further explanation
2) manducable man duk-e-bel adjective
: chewable or edible
Q: What do you call a UNC golfer with an I.Q. of 125?
ReplyDeleteA: A foursome.
Conductor: Your voice reminds me of pirates.
ReplyDeleteSinger: Why's that?
Conductor: You murder on the high C's.
{Like Hillary singing "The National Anthem"}