Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture!
First Published In The Last Century - July 26, 1997!
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An Amusement Park Of Ideas! #ProfHowdy
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment (Howdy hears them often)*I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!*We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth isI'm sick of you.*Its not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've beenresponsible for more disasters than any one else in the place.*Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!*I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about beinglate for work ever again.*Tell me - how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. ( They are reused in vein transplant surgery)Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.(They were seventh cousins)If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.
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