Man's Best Friend!

Outside of a dog, a book 
is a man's best friend. 
Inside a dog it's too dark 
to read.


Professor Howdy said...

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside
a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Professor Howdy said...

Things You May Hear
Just Before Unemployment
(Howdy hears them often)

*I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!

*We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is
I'm sick of you.

*Its not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been
responsible for more disasters than any one else in the place.

*Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!

*I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being
late for work ever again.

*Tell me - how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?

Professor Howdy said...

The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can
for a carburetor.

Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from
women who give birth.
( They are reused in vein transplant surgery)

Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
(They were seventh cousins)

If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.

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