Monday

Off To UNC!



A mother and father were 
chatting with their high school
son about his future. The student 
said he'd like to attend UNC, 
as his parents and other members 
of the family had.

Pleased with his response, 

they pressed on. "What would
you like to take when you attend 
college?" they asked the high 
school student

After giving it some thought 

and glancing around the kitchen,
he replied, "The refrigerator, 
if you can get along without it."




2 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

*Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought
& Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution
of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another
of your choice from the list below:

1) French university students
2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
3) Any accredited high school or middle school
4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring
to NCSU, JSU, MSU, USC, UGA, or FSU.
7) It is against international law to transmute any jocoseness
found in this newspaper to any school if their mascot is the Wolfpack.
If attempts are made, your computer will automatically notify the
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"performing an illegal operation".

Anonymous said...

Dear Fellow Christian,

If you have ever felt alone, you can sympathize with Baga Damor. His disease caused his family and friends to desert him, leaving him estranged in his own homeland. He was completely alone until someone braved the social ban and showed him the love of Jesus. I pray that you will be encouraged when you read his story:

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Please pray that more people like Baga will find hope. Praise God for His love and faithfulness in our lives. Thank you for your part in reaching people like Baga with the Gospel.

Yours for the unreached,

K.P. Yohannan
Founder & President

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