A mother and father were
chatting with their high school
son about his future. The student
said he'd like to attend UNC,
as his parents and other members
of the family had.
Pleased with his response,
they pressed on. "What would
you like to take when you attend
college?" they asked the high
After giving it some thought
and glancing around the kitchen,
he replied, "The refrigerator,
if you can get along without it."