Recent UNC Inventions!

*AC adapter for solar calculators.
*Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
*Battery powered battery charger.
*Battery-operated nuclear power  plants.
*Blinker Fluid.
*Braille Drivers' Manual
*Cat flap for the fridge

(Patents Pending)


Professor Howdy said...

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to
thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They
planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent
their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their
hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate
their travel schedules. So, the husband left
Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his
wife was flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike
years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he
decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he
accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail
address, and without noticing his error, sent the
e-mail to the wrong address.

Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston ... a widow had
just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was
a Minister who was called home to glory after
suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to
check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives
and friends. After reading the first message, she
screamed and then fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and
then glanced up and saw the computer screen which
To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13, 2005
Subject: I have Arrived!
Dearest Love:
I know you are surprised to hear from me.
They have computers her e now, and you are
allowed to send email to your loved ones.
I have just arrived and have been checked in. I
see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you
then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was!!
PS- It Sure Is Hot Down Here !!!

Professor Howdy said...

The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere.

Professor Howdy said...

The LORD your God is with you, He is mighty to save. He will take great delight in you, He will quiet you with His love, He will rejoice over you with singing. - Zephaniah 3:17

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