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The UNC* basketball team 
was placed in a remedial 
English class.

The professor asked the class, 

"Does anyone know what comes 
after a sentence?"

All of the players raised 
their hands.

"The appeal!" they shouted 

with Tarheel pride.


*Please see "comments" for
additional pertinent information.


3 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

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3) Any accredited high school or middle school
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Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
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