Friday

Coast Guard Rescue!



The Coast Guard was called 
out to rescue a small sailboat 
in trouble off the N.C.  
Coast. The rescue boat called
the foundering vessel on the 
radio to get its location:

"What is your position? 

Repeat, what is your position?"

And the reply came back, 
"My position? I'm Professor 
of Political Science at UNC"...




7 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

A "'Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his
friends.' If I am a friend of Jesus Christ, I lay down my life for Him. That
does not mean that I go through the big crisis of death; it means that I lay
down my life deliberately as I would lay out a pound note. I have this to
lay out and expend; I have a day before me, and I am going to lay it out
for Jesus Christ; I have my duty to perform but I am going to lay it out in
devotion to Jesus Christ al through. It is difficult, and thank God it is
difficult. Salvation is easy because it cost God so much, but the
manifestation of it in my life is difficult. God does expect a man to be a
man. God saves a man and endues him with His Holy Spirit, and says in
effect, "Now it is up to you to prove it, work it out; be loyal to Me while
the nature of things round about you would make you disloyal. I have called
you friends, now stand loyal to your Friend." His honor is at stake in our
bodily life." Oswald Chambers

Professor Howdy said...

*I took a part time job as an opinion poll sampler. On
my very first call, I introduced myself, "Hello, this is a
telephone poll."

The man replied, "Yeeeah, and this is a street lamp!"

Professor Howdy said...

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.

You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.





Well, my job is done .....Your turn!

Professor Howdy said...

Aviation Humour
Cabin announcement from a Southwest Airlines steward: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa . To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

Professor Howdy said...

Some of our great moments as a family have been spent watching those old
videos of us (we thankfully converted them to DVDs now.) But they are at a
time when we were all a lot younger. For a while, our firstborn had the
camera all to herself. Then we added a co-star - her brother. And then along
came another subject for the lens - a baby brother! And, of course, some of
the most camera-worthy moments are when your baby or toddler is winning some
of their first victories, doing some of those things that are irresistibly
cute. You know? So often the camera was focused on our daughter's little
brothers. So you'll be watching one of them doing some adorable thing when
suddenly this five-year-old jumps into the picture, waving and smiling right
into the camera. It's almost as if our daughter was saying, "Hey, remember
me? I'm over here! Don't forget me!"

Left out of the picture - now that's not just a feeling reserved for little
people. It may be a feeling you know all too well. You may be feeling pretty
much forgotten right now, left out, passed over, neglected, on the margins.
It's a painful kind of loneliness that leaves you crying out inside, "Hey,
I'm here, too! Remember me?" In fact, maybe you've done some pretty wild
things to try to get in the picture, but your efforts to be noticed or
accepted have only left you feeling even worse.

I want you to know that there's someone who considers you unforgettable.
This is not just some sentimental platitude to try to cheer you up. This is
a life-changing reality that can forever change how you feel about yourself,
that can open you up to the love of a lifetime.

Our word for today from the Word of God is the powerful guarantee that you
are never forgotten. In Isaiah 49:15-16, God says, "Can a mother forget the
baby at her breast and have no compassion on the child she has borne? Though
she may forget, I will not forget you! See, I have engraved you on the palms
of My hands."

It's true sometimes even the person closest to you can seem to forget you.
Every human love will disappoint you at some point. But the most powerful
person in the universe says, "I will not forget you." You see, He can't. He
has you engraved on the palms of His hands - in nail prints.

The Son of God knew you had forgotten Him. We all have. We've lived most of
our life with our back turned to our Creator, doing what we wanted instead
of what He wanted. And He knew that, unless He intervened, you would be
separated from Him for all eternity. That's the built-in penalty for our
sin. But Jesus loves you so much that He left heaven to go to a cross where
He took your hell. And now, whenever He looks at His hands, He sees the
evidence of how much you mean to Him - the print of the nails.

But He doesn't force His love on you. You have to give yourself to Him. From
the moment you do, you begin a love-relationship you've been missing your
whole life. You will never be alone, never unloved, never abandoned again.
You've walked into the strong and safe arms of the Man who died for you!

Now, if you want to begin this incredible relationship with Jesus, please
tell Him that right where you are. And I would love to help you be sure that
you belong to Him. In fact, our website is all about that. It's called
YoursForLife.net. And I hope you'll go there today at your first
convenience. I think you'll find there some information that has helped an
awful lot of people secure a personal relationship with this Savior who died
in their place. You know, you can also get this by way of just called us and
get a little booklet called Yours For Life that I've written. The toll free
number is 877-741-1200.

All this time you've forgotten Jesus. He's never forgotten you, and He never
will. He loves you too much! He's got the scars to prove it.


To find out how you can begin a personal relationship with Jesus
Christ, please visit:

Yours for Life or call 1-888-966-7325.



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The Professor said...

For you yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so comes as a thief in the night. - 1 Thessalonians 5:2 NKJ

The Professor said...

There shall be no night there: They need no lamp nor light of the sun, for the Lord God gives them light. And they shall reign forever and ever. - Revelation 22:5 NKJ

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