Wednesday

Game Warden Stops UNC Grad!




The Game Warden stopped 
a UNC grad deer hunter and 
asked to see his hunting license.

"This is last year's license," 
the warden informed him.
"I know," said the UNC grad, 
"but I shouldn't need a new
license, I am only shooting 
at the deer I missed last year."



4 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

The battles were horrendous. The casualties were many. But the outcome
changed everything. That's a very quick summary of the final episode of
J.R.R. Tolkien's classic trilogy, "Lord of the Rings." That trilogy jumped
off of dusty bookshelves and into the popular culture with their portrayal
in three of the most successful movies of all time. Tolkien weaves a tale
of a world called Middle Earth where these soulless, subhuman beings
are attempting to stamp out the "Age of Humans." Finally, in the concluding
"Return of the King," Middle Earth's rightful king, Aragorn, leads the
humans in one last, all-out attempt to turn back the forces of evil. After
many costly battles, there's a glorious coronation day for the triumphant
king. As the crown is placed on the head of the rightful ruler before this
jubilant crowd of his subjects, they know the dark days are over. And the
one who crowned him makes this hope-filled announcement - "Now begin
the days of the King!"

It might be time for that announcement in your life - that the
rightful King is finally on the throne, because up until now, you've been
there. Making the calls, running things your way, giving Jesus time and
even money, but not the throne.

In Tolkien's "Return of the King," there's a man who is supposed to
be the caretaker of the throne until the rightful ruler takes his place
there. But when it comes time for the king to take the throne, the caretaker
refuses to let go of it. He has to be forcibly and violently overthrown.
Don't wait for that to happen to you. Jesus is the King of all kings. He is
the Lord of all lords. What are you doing holding onto the throne of your
life where He is supposed to reign supreme?

Our word for today from the Word of God in 1 Peter 3:15 reveals this
straightforward command: "In your hearts set apart Christ as Lord." Notice
it says, "in your heart." A lot of people are willing to let Christ be Lord
in their head. He's the honorary chairman of their life, but they're still
doing what they want to do, deciding which things Jesus can run and which
things they will not let Him run. Jesus rips the mask off of that charade
with His penetrating question in Luke 6:46, "Why do you call me, 'Lord,
Lord,' and do not do what I say?" Lord in your head, Lord in your theology,
Lord in your vocabulary - that's not what "Lord" means! "Lord" is the one
who is running things, and could the reality be that you are the real "Lord"
of much of your life? Then you are a rebel against the only rightful King -
no matter how religiously you dress up your rebellion.

Western Christianity is so often a compartmentalized faith - where
you have this beautiful Jesus compartment in your life where you pray, go to
His meetings, read His book, do His work. But then there are all the other
compartments - how you treat people, how you spend your money, what you do
on a date, what you watch, what you listen to - how you run your business,
your social life, your finances. Wait a minute! What are you doing running
all that anyway? Jesus paid everything He had for your life. He's not
interested in a compartment! He paid the whole price - He should have the
whole thing!

The original word for "Lord" literally means, "the controller."
Honestly now, who's the controller in your life? If it's not Jesus, than a
rebel is on the throne - His throne. And things will never be right in your
life so long as you're on the throne. Today could be one of the most
liberating, most decisive days of your life, if you would make this
Coronation Day for the One who is the nail-scarred, death-conquering,
rightful King of you. Find a place where you can bow before King Jesus today
and surrender it all to Him. Where you can relinquish a throne that has cost
you so much to occupy. Now, today, begin the days of The King!
Ron Hutchcraft

Professor Howdy said...

The message of the cross is foolishness to those who are
perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of
God. --1 Corinthians 1

Professor Howdy said...

The Sovereign Lord is my strength; He makes my feet like
the feet of a deer, He enables me to go on the heights.
--Habakkuk 3:19

Professor Howdy said...

The clouds poured down their rain; the thunder rolled and crackled in the sky. Your arrows of lightning flashed. - Psalms 77:17 NLT

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