There was this truck driver
who had to deliver 5 penguins
to the N.C. Zoo. As he was
driving his truck through
North Carolina, his truck
breaks down near Chapel Hill*.
After about 3 hours, he waves
another truck down and offers
the driver (who just happen to
be a recent UNC grad) $500 to
take these penguins to the zoo
The next day the original truck
driver arrives in town and sees
the second truck driver crossing
the road with 5 penguins walking
in single file behind him.
The original truck driver jumps
out of his truck and asks, "What's
going on? I gave you $500 to take
these penguins to the zoo!"
The second truck driver responds,
"I did take them to the zoo.
And I had enough money left over
so now we're going to see a movie."
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