N.C. Zoo!

There was this truck driver 
who had to deliver 5 penguins 
to the N.C. Zoo. As he was 
driving his truck through 
North Carolina, his truck 
breaks down near Chapel Hill*. 

After about 3 hours, he waves 

another truck down and offers 
the driver (who just happen to 
be a recent UNC grad) $500 to 
take these penguins to the zoo 
for him.

The next day the original truck 
 driver arrives in town and sees
the second truck driver crossing 
the road with 5 penguins walking 
in single file behind him.

The original truck driver jumps 
out of his truck and asks, "What's
going on? I gave you $500 to take 
these penguins to the zoo!"

The second truck driver responds, 
"I did take them to the zoo.

And I had enough money left over 

so now we're going to see a movie."

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*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.

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