Three Psychiatrists Out For A Walk!
While attending a convention
in Chapel Hill, three psychiatrists
who were UNC grads take a walk.
"People are always coming to us
with their guilt and fears," one
says, "but we have no one to go
to with our own problems."
"Since we're all professionals,"
another suggests, "why don't
we hear each other out right
They agreed this is a good idea.
The first psychiatrist confesses,
"I'm a compulsive shopper and
deeply in debt, so I usually over
bill my patients as often as I can."
The second admits, "I have a drug
problem that's out of control, and
I frequently pressure my patients
into buying illegal drugs for me."
The third psychiatrist says, "I know
it's wrong, but no matter how hard
I try, I just can't keep a secret."