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The UNC Blacksmith!



The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice at UNC willing to work hard at low pay for long hours.

The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the student, "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer." The apprentice did just as he told.

Now he's the village blacksmith.




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3 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

The police recently busted a man selling ' secret formula' tablets
he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they
noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for commiting this same
criminal medical fraud.

He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983...........

Professor Howdy said...

PROFESSION..........................NAME

Lawyer's daughter:..........................Sue
Thief's son........................................Rob
Lawyer's son....................................Will
Doctor 's son...................................Bill
Meteorologist's daughter..............Haley
Steam shovel operator's son.......Doug
Hair Stylist's son.............................Bob
Homeopathic doctor's son............Herb
Justice of the peace's daughter...Mary
Sound stage technician's son......Mike
Hot-dog vendor's son.....................Frank
Gambler's daughter........................Betme
Exercise guru's son.......................Jim
Cattle Thief's son...........................Russell
Painter's son..................................Art
Iron worker's son..........................Rusty
TV show star's daughter..............Emmy
Movie star's son.............................Oscar
Barber's son...................................Harry

ron H said...

Oh, man, we love the ocean! We love to walk the beach and if my wife has a
head-start on me, I can figure out which way she went - Oh, I kid her about
being a little paddle footed - she leaves behind footprints that make a
slight "V" in the sand. Of course, when the tide starts coming in you can
forget all the footprints any of us left that day! When the waves finish
giving the beach a bath, you can't even tell anyone walked there today.
Notice when they want to commemorate the careers of those Hollywood stars.
They have them put their footprints in cement in the sidewalk, not in sand
at the beach.

Our word for today from the Word of God comes from Daniel 12:2. You see, we
only get to walk this beach once. What kind of marks do we leave behind? How
much will it matter that you and I have ever walked this way? Daniel 12:2-3
says this, "Those who are wise will shine like the brightness of the
heavens, and those who lead many to righteousness, like the stars forever
and ever." Now, the verse before it talks about eternal issues. It says,
"Multitudes who sleep in the dust of the earth will awake: some to
everlasting life, others to shame and everlasting contempt." That's why it's
so important to lead people to righteousness. Two eternal destinations:
everlasting life - that's heaven of course, and everlasting shame and
contempt - that's hell. Now, he goes on here to say that you and I can have
a vital part in which destination it will be for the people we know. If we
lead them to righteousness, we'll shine like the stars forever and ever.
People you influence for Jesus Christ will be the lasting legacy of your
life. Everlasting! Footprints that are in cement, not in sand!

The problem is we get distracted from the eternal, don't we? We spent most
of our time and our energy on earth stuff. We want to make a financial mark,
a career mark, an educational mark, but the tide will one day come along and
erase all those footprints we left in the sand. Someone else will get your
position, they'll get your money, they'll get your house. Or maybe we'll get
involved in causes that will help improve things a little but have no impact
on eternity - sand. Or we'll just get so busy or self-occupied that we
neglect the people around us for our schedule, our goals, and our security.

There's another poem I heard often as a young man and it puts everything in
perspective, "Only one life, 'twill soon be passed, only what's done for
Christ will last." Daniel affirms the ultimate lasting thing you can do with
your life is to lead someone else to eternal life. Take somebody to heaven
with you! Is there going to be anybody there because of you? Are you working
on leaving that kind of mark on the people around you? Maybe you've become
distracted by leaving marks in the sand; marks that just won't matter in
eternity. The Lord's saying, "I've planted you among those people because
I'm trusting you to tell them about Me. To let them know I love them enough
to give My life for them. To tell them the difference I've made for you and
how I can make all the difference for them."

How are you doing on the project that really matters; bringing people you
know to heaven with you? It is, after all, what Jesus gave His life for. It
ought to be what our lives are about, don't you think? Could it be that
you've misplaced your priorities? That most of the marks of your life are in
the sand of earth stuff rather than in the cement of eternity? Why don't you
begin to use your influence to bring people you know to Jesus Christ - the
relationship they've been looking for their whole life? The tides of time
can never erase a life that you have brought to Jesus.

You may not have made many tracks in earth's sand, but marks you have made
in eternity cement will be there for a hundred billion years and more -
people who are in heaven because of you!


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