UNC Cheerleader!

Why did the UNC* cheerleader 
bury his flashlight?

His batteries were dead.

*Please see "comments" for
additional pertinent & germane


Professor Howdy said...

*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.

Professor Howdy said...

Mom's Dictionary

DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper
distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't
appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful
even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they
do everything we say.

OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies
wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and
to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

VERBAL: able to whine in words

WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house...

Professor Howdy said...

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Anonymous said...

Thanks, Howdy!

Other than being humid and blustery with storms moving in from Mississippi
(I love storms - weather type storms, not personal type storms!) things are
good. Why not - Jesus is alive and well and with people like you telling
about Him, I'm a happy person.

God bless you and thanks for your encouragement, your humor, your honesty -
your backbone. A guy like you has to be strong to take the wrath you know
you'll incur when you step out for Jesus and throw in a strong dose of humor
to boot.


Anonymous said...

Hi Howdy:

I really like what you do and I say, "You're doing fine!" I am a one liner
kind of a guy. President of my church choir and spend 5 minutes talking
with them every Thursday before choir practice. I try to put them at ease,
make them laugh, make then feel at home, appreciated, part of a bigger plan,
loved, respected, and honored. I try to give them God's love in such a way
and with such intensity that they feel it in their bones all the way down to
the souls of their feet. I try to make love the most important thing that
we project through our interaction with one another and those who listen
to us. I want to make the feelings last, uninterupted and unwaivering for

I would like to see more power packed one liners 'cause I don't have a lot
of time ... for some strange reason people seem to get bored when I talk
for 5 minutes and 1 second. Boo Hoo.

Thank you,

Anonymous said...


Keep up the good fight!

David L. Mork, Ph.D.
Associate Professor
Concordia College, Dept. of Chemistry
Moorhead, MN

Anonymous said...


Your 'Thought and Humor" have been a great help with the students that
I work with and I would think there are several of them that are now
getting your 'Thoughts and Humor'.

Thank you for making my days better and the students that I work with.
Richard Miller
Gov. Docs and Maps
University of Alaska Fairbanks

Professor Howdy said...

So you also, when you see all these things, know that it is near--at the doors! Assuredly, I say to you, this generation will by no means pass away till all these things take place. - Matthew 24:33&34

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