Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture!
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Mom's Dictionary------------------------------------ DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.VERBAL: able to whine in wordsWHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house...
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Thanks, Howdy!Other than being humid and blustery with storms moving in from Mississippi(I love storms - weather type storms, not personal type storms!) things aregood. Why not - Jesus is alive and well and with people like you tellingabout Him, I'm a happy person.God bless you and thanks for your encouragement, your humor, your honesty -your backbone. A guy like you has to be strong to take the wrath you knowyou'll incur when you step out for Jesus and throw in a strong dose of humorto boot.Blessings,Karen
Hi Howdy:I really like what you do and I say, "You're doing fine!" I am a one linerkind of a guy. President of my church choir and spend 5 minutes talkingwith them every Thursday before choir practice. I try to put them at ease,make them laugh, make then feel at home, appreciated, part of a bigger plan,loved, respected, and honored. I try to give them God's love in such a wayand with such intensity that they feel it in their bones all the way down tothe souls of their feet. I try to make love the most important thing thatwe project through our interaction with one another and those who listento us. I want to make the feelings last, uninterupted and unwaivering forever.I would like to see more power packed one liners 'cause I don't have a lotof time ... for some strange reason people seem to get bored when I talk for 5 minutes and 1 second. Boo Hoo.Thank you,Bob
Howdy,Keep up the good fight!David L. Mork, Ph.D.Associate ProfessorConcordia College, Dept. of ChemistryMoorhead, MN
Howdy,Your 'Thought and Humor" have been a great help with the students thatI work with and I would think there are several of them that are nowgetting your 'Thoughts and Humor'.Thank you for making my days better and the students that I work with.Richard MillerGov. Docs and MapsUniversity of Alaska Fairbanks
So you also, when you see all these things, know that it is near--at the doors! Assuredly, I say to you, this generation will by no means pass away till all these things take place. - Matthew 24:33&34
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