Monday

Wedding Problems!



"How did the wedding go?" 
asked the preacher's wife.

"Just fine until I asked the 
bride if she would obey and 
she said, 'Do you think I'm 
nuts?' and the groom said, 
'I do,' and then things really 
began to happen fast."

3 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

Before MP3s, CDs and records, there was sheet music. People
crowded around the piano while someone played and sang.

If you are looking for sheet music, check out today's site. The UCLA
Digital Library Archive of Popular American Music contains sheet
music for many popular songs from 1885 - 1953.

And if you know someone with a piano, forward them today's site.
I bet that they would really like seeing it, too!

Click Here

http://digital.library.ucla.edu/apam

Professor Howdy said...


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Professor Howdy said...

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