Friday

911 Call From UNC Campus!




Dispatcher: Nine-one-one 
what's the nature of your 
emergency?

UNC Caller: My wife is 
pregnant and her
contractions
are only 

two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this 
her first child?

UNC Caller: No! 
This is her husband!

1 comment:

  1. "Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too;
    this is why a great and clear mind loves
    ardently and sees distinctly what it loves."
    Blaise Pascal (1623 - 1662)

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