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The Ten Commandments in Cajun... (Keeps it REAL Simple)**1. God is number one... and das' All.**2. Don't pray to nuttin' or nobody... jus' God.**3. Don't cuss nobody... 'specially da Good Lord.**4. When it be Sunday... pass yo'self by God's House.**5. Yo mama an' yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to dem.**6. Killin' duck an' fish, das' OK... people - No!**7. God done give you a wife... sleep wit' jus' her.**8. Don't take nobody's boat... or nuttin' else.**9. Don't go wantin' somebody's stuff.**10. Stop lyin'... yo tongue gonna fall out yo mouf!* =============== The ACLU -- doing what they do best. Starting with that weird concept created by the US Supreme Court, "separation of church and state," the ACLU has continued in their campaign to totally secularize America. Not a particularly old organization, the ACLU was founded by Roger Baldwin in 1920, and despite its high sounding name "American Civil Liberties Union," the goal expressed by the founder was: "We are for socialism, disarmament and ultimately for abolishing the state itself."
God has a positive answer: YOU SAY GOD SAYS BIBLE VERSES You say: "It's impossible" God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27) You say: "I'm too tired" God says: I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30) You say: "Nobody really loves me" God says: I love you (John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 ) You say: "I can't go on" God says: My grace is sufficient (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15) You say: "I can't figure things out" God says: I will direct your steps (Proverbs 3:5- 6) You say: "I can't do it" God says: You can do all things (Philippians 4:13) You say: "I'm not able" God says: I am able (II Corinthians 9:8) You say: "It's not worth it" God says: It will be worth it (Roman 8:28 ) You say: "I can't forgive myself" God says: I Forgive you (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1) You say: "I can't manage" God says: I will supply all your needs (Philippians 4:19) You say: "I'm afraid" God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear (II Timothy 1:7) You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated" God says: Cast all your cares on ME (I Peter 5:7) You say: "I'm not smart enough" God says: I give you wisdom (I Corinthians 1:30) You say: "I feel all alone" God says: I will never leave you or forsake you (Hebrews 13:5)
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