Monday

Recommended Books!




Good Housekeeping: Lottie Dust
Downpour!: Wayne Dwops
Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer
I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth
Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha

Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan

Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo
Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender
Fish Story: Rod Enreel
Interior Decorating: Curt Enrod
The History Of Exxon: Phil Errup

Artificial Clothing: Polly Ester

Defunct Nations: Sophie Etunion
Good Works: Ben Evolent
You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette
Explaining it Better: Clara Fie
Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish

Parachuting: Hugo First

I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
The French Chef: Sue Flay
Where to Put Your Money: Bill Fold
Strong Winds: Gail Force

West Coast Universities: Stan Ford
I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid
Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco

Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples

How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free
Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright

The Chuck Berry Story: Judy Frudy

What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel
It Won't Work!: Mel Function
You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny
Los Angeles Pachyderms: L.A. Funt

5 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

Clarifying Memo

I'd had enough of my employees abusing their allotted break time.
In an effort to clarify my position, I posted a sign on the bulletin board:

"Starting immediately, your 15-minute breaks are being cut from
a half-hour to 20 minutes."

Professor Howdy said...

Open the Web site, and the patient is waiting. (FYI, the patient is a
mannequin.) Now you can play doctor! Click the part that hurts,
and up pops a list of symptoms. Tips help with the diagnosis and
tell you when to visit a real doctor.

Also on WebMD are a drug and herb decoder, a medical library, and a
physician search.

I especially like the Health Tools. These include calculators, guides,
quizzes and self-assessments to better manage your family's health. For
example, thinking about baby-proofing your home? A room-by-room diagram
gives you any help you may need.

Click Here

http://my.webmd.com/medical_information/check_symptoms/default.htm

Professor Howdy said...

-- Clark Gable -

Died: November 16, 1960
Born: Feb. 1, 1901

Actor. Gable landed a job with a stock company gaining
valuable training from the woman who would become his wife
and lead him to Hollywood and a career which spanned three
decades with appearances in 92 movies including "Gone With
the Wind," one of the most popular film of all times. Gable
won an Academy Award in 1934 for his role in "It Happened
One Night." His third marriage to actress Carole Lombard
ended with her tragic death at 33 in a plane crash in 1942.
Distraught, he withdrew from his career and though well
over the draft age, he enlisted in the Army Air Corps
becoming an aerial gunner during World War II flying in
five bombing missions over Germany and received the
Distinguished Flying Cross and Air Medal. Discharged with
the rank of Major, he returned to Hollywood and resumed
film making. Two weeks after completing his last movie,
"The Misfits," He suffered chest pains and was transported
to Presbyterian Hospital in Los Angeles where he was
diagnosed as having suffered a coronary thrombosis. On
the ninth day of his confinement he passed away.

Click Here
http://www.geocities.com/cactus_st/

Professor Howdy said...

9th Circuit endorses censoring Christians
Ruling says 'family values' is hate speech that scares city workers


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Posted: March 8, 2007
1:00 a.m. Eastern



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

© 2007 WorldNetDaily.com
A ruling from the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has concluded that municipal employers have the right to censor the words "natural family," "marriage" and "family values" because that is hate speech and could scare workers.

The ruling came in a case being handled by the Pro-Family Law Center, which promised an appeal of the drastic result.

"We are going to take this case right up the steps of the United States Supreme Court," said Richard D. Ackerman, who along with Scott Lively argued the case for the Pro-Family Law Center.

(Story continues below)

"We are simply unwilling to accept that Christians can be completely silenced on the issues of the day – especially on issues such as same-sex marriage, parental rights, and free speech rights," he said.

"If we fail to get U.S. Supreme Court review, however, it will be up to each individual Christian in the United States to stand up for their rights to be heard on the issues of the day. If we choose to be silent, silenced we shall be," he said.

The decision came in an unpublished "memorandum" from the court, and was in a dispute over the promotion of the homosexual lifestyle within the city offices of Oakland, Calif.

It found that municipalities have a right to dictate what form an employee's speech may take, even if it is in regard to controversial public issues.

"Public employees are permitted to curtail employee speech as long as their 'legitimate administrative interests' outweigh the employee's interest in freedom of speech," said the court's opinion by judges B. Fletcher, Clifton and Ikuta, who noted that their writings are "not appropriate for publication."

"The district court appropriately described [the Christians' speech rights] as 'vanishingly small,'" the opinion continued.

However, as the Pro-Family Law Center noted, the court "completely failed to address the concerns of the appellants with respect to the fact that the City of Oakland's Gay-Straight Employees Alliance was openly allowed to attack the Bible in widespread city e-mails, to deride Christian values as antiquated, and to refer to Bible-believing Christians as hateful. When the plaintiffs attempted to refute this blatant attack on people of faith, they were threatened with immediate termination by the City of Oakland. The Ninth Circuit did not feel that the threat of immediate termination had any effect on free speech."

The case had developed when two city employees who wanted to launch a group of people who shared their interests posted a notice on a city bulletin board – after a series of notices from homosexual activists were delivered to them via the city's e-mail system, bulletin boards and memo distribution system.

The notice said:
Good News Employee Associations is a forum for people of Faith to express their views on the contemporary issues of the day. With respect for the Natural Family, Marriage and Family values.

If you would like to be a part of preserving integrity in the Workplace call Regina Rederford @xxx- xxxx or Robin Christy @xxx-xxxx

But Robert Bobb, then city manager, and Joyce Hicks, then deputy director of the Community and Economic Development Agency, ordered their notice removed, because it contained "statements of a homophobic nature" and promoted "sexual-orientation-based harassment."

U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker had ruled in 2005 that Oakland had a right to prevent the employees from posting that Good News Employee Association flier promoting traditional family values on the office bulletin board.

That decision was made even though homosexuals already had been using the city's e-mail, bulletin board, and written communications systems for promoting their views. In fact, one city official even used the e-mail system to declare the Bible "needs updating," but no actions were taken against those individuals.

The case was argued recently at a special session of the 9th Circuit at the Stanford University Law School.

"The city of Oakland has interpreted this district court's ruling to mean that Christianity has no place in our society and should be subject to punishment. I want to believe that our Supreme Court will ultimately decide this case on the values and instructions set forth in motion by the nations Founders," said Ackerman.

Ackerman's' firm represents the women and said the Pro-Family Law Center and Abiding Truth Ministries have helped underwrite the thousands of dollars it has cost to fight the city's aggressive promotion of the homosexual lifestyle.

Professor Howdy said...


Four Important Things To KNOW:

1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews,
Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians,
Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist,
Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist,
French, etc.) have sinned & fall
short of the glory of God.

2) For the wages of above (see #1)
are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation
from God, & damnation) but the Gift
(free & at no charge to you) of God
(Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is
Eternal Life (Heaven) through
(in union with) Jesus Christ
(God, Lord, 2nd Person of the
Trinity, Messiah, Prince of
Peace & Savior of the World).

3) For God so greatly loved & dearly
prized the world (Americans, Muslims,
Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist,
Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans,
Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons,
Methodist, French, etc.) that
He even gave up His only begotten
(unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone,
anywhere, anytime - while still living)
believes (trust in, relies on, clings to,
depends completely on) Him shall
have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven).

4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH,
& THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American,
Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist,
Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist,
Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French,
etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with
GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through)
ME (no other name).

This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - -

(Rev. 3:20)




{Please note that church membership,
baptism, doing good things, etc. are not
requirements for becoming a Christian -
however they are great afterwards!!!}


Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad
is the road that leads to destruction
(Hell, damnation, eternal punishment),
and many enter through it. But small
is the gate and narrow the road that
leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness,
forever with God), and only a few find it.

Follow T&H!