The UNC Student & The Mirror!
Q: Did you hear about the UNC*
student who stood in front of
a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she
looked like asleep.
*Please see "comments" for
additional pertinent & germane
*UNC is the University of North Carolina
in Chapel Hill. Specializing in a wide range
of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping),
A.P.E., N.U.T., B.R.C. (Bar Room Conversations),
etc. Institution was founded in 1898 for
sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians
that were unable to qualify for the more
prestigious institutions of higher learning
such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.