Monday

Getting A Farm Job!



After much urging by his wife, 
a UNC grad applied for work
on a farm. The foreman decided 
to give him a try and told him
to milk a cow, equipping him
with a stool and a bucket.

An hour later the UNC grad 
returned dirty and sweaty,
the bucket in one hand and 
the broken stool in the other.

"Extracting the milk was easy," 
he explained. "The worst part
was getting the cow to sit on
the stool!"

7 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

"Can anyone hide in secret places so that I cannot see them?"
declares the Lord. "Do not I fill heaven and earth?" declares
the Lord. --Jeremiah 23

Anonymous said...

Good morning Howdy!!

I have a problem !
can you help me to find a solution for it ???
tell me if you can !
Oh ! it is related to Casper the friendly Ghost do you remember him!!!
I 'll not go anywhere or do any thing. I will be in my farm just waiting for the Cow to set on the stool !i.e.for you to help me! would you help me ?!!

.....*

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