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The soldier was tired and sleepy from a long train ridein a miserable old-day coach. On top of this, two fussy old ladies werekeeping him awake with argument about a window. One wanted it closed andthe other wanted it open. This fuss finally brought the conductor."Conductor," said one, "if that window is opened, I'll just freeze todeath!""And if it is kept closed," whined the other, "I'll suffocate."The poor conductor didn't know what to do and finally turned to the GIfor help. "What would you do, soldier, if it were a military problem?""In the Army we handle such problems like a double-prong attack. Openthe window and freeze one of them, then close it and suffocate theother."
My 9 year old son loved the "kleenex" joke. Thanks for the giggle! have a wonderful afternoon!
this 1 is better than the first
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