Friday

Knock Knock!



Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Kleenex.

Kleenex who?

Kleenex are prettier than dirty necks.

4 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

The soldier was tired and sleepy from a long train ride
in a miserable old-day coach. On top of this, two fussy old ladies were
keeping him awake with argument about a window. One wanted it closed and
the other wanted it open. This fuss finally brought the conductor.
"Conductor," said one, "if that window is opened, I'll just freeze to
death!"

"And if it is kept closed," whined the other, "I'll suffocate."

The poor conductor didn't know what to do and finally turned to the GI
for help. "What would you do, soldier, if it were a military problem?"

"In the Army we handle such problems like a double-prong attack. Open
the window and freeze one of them, then close it and suffocate the
other."

Pam said...

My 9 year old son loved the "kleenex" joke. Thanks for the giggle! have a wonderful afternoon!

bloglurker said...

this 1 is better than the first

Professor Howdy said...

If It Was Up to Obama, This Woman Would be Dead:
http://townhall.com/columnists/DougGiles/2008/09/20/if_it_was_up_to_obama,_this_woman_would_be_dead
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Obama Economics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceMtvRjZkO0
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How the Democrats Created the Financial Crisis:
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The Man Who Never Was:
http://townhall.com/columnists/TonyBlankley/2008/09/24/the_man_who_never_was
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Chicago Documentary: Where Is Obama?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdWjjvpH1Qw&sdig=1
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N.Y. Times: Dubious Claims in Obama’s Ads
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/26/us/politics/26ads.html?_r=1&em&oref=slogin
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Obama Mum:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s18LfIDpaIs&sdig=1
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