UNC Cop Policeman
A young UNC* grad met her maiden aunt downtown for lunch one afternoon and during the meal, the older woman asked her niece to deposit a paycheck for her at the bank where the girl worked. On her way back from work, the girl was accosted by a purse snatcher.
"Help, help," she screamed at a passing cop. "That man has taken my aunt's pay- he's taken my aunt's pay!"
"OK, lady," said the cop. "Cut out the pig latin and tell me exactly what happened."
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