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  • The Top Ten Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship according to the
    Cruise Director for the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line


    10. Do these steps go up or down?
    9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?
    8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
    7. Does the crew sleep on the ship?
    6. Is this island completely surrounded by water?
    5. Does the ship make its own electricity?
    4. Is it salt water in the toilets?
    3. What elevation are we at?
    2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them
    the next day... the question asked...If the pictures aren't marked,
    how will I know which ones are mine?
    1. What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?



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    Professor Howdy said...



    The Top Ten Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship according to the
    Cruise Director for the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line



    10. Do these steps go up or down?
    9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?
    8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
    7. Does the crew sleep on the ship?
    6. Is this island completely surrounded by water?
    5. Does the ship make its own electricity?
    4. Is it salt water in the toilets?
    3. What elevation are we at?
    2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them
    the next day... the question asked...If the pictures aren't marked,
    how will I know which ones are mine?
    1. What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?

    Professor Howdy said...

    Rwanda. A lot of Americans had never heard of that African country until,
    a few years ago, it became the scene of horrific bloodshed and a tribal war
    that left thousands of Rwandans brutally slaughtered. With this awful season
    of attempted genocide, Rwanda became a word written in blood. And now the
    challenge is to attempt to heal the nation. Leaders who helped South Africa
    reconcile its years of apartheid violence have come to Rwanda to help them
    find a healing road. Out of this struggle has come a story I will not soon
    forget. The son of a lady named Deborah was murdered in an act of ethnic
    vengeance. Months after the killing, a young man visited Deborah with this
    amazing confession - and request: "I killed your son. So take me to the
    authorities and let them deal with me as they will. I have not slept since I
    shot your son. Every time I lie down, I see you praying, and I know you are
    praying for me." As extraordinary as that young man's words were, Deborah's
    response was even more amazing. She said, "I do want you to restore justice
    by replacing the son you killed. I'm asking you to become my son. When you
    visit me, I will care for you." Today that young man is an adopted member of
    her household.

    I know a little bit of how that young man must feel. I've been
    accepted as part of the family by someone from whom I deserved only
    punishment and rejection. After all, I had a part in the death of His Son.
    But, then, so have you. The Son's name is Jesus - who was nailed to a cross
    for your sins and mine. God has every reason to throw the book at us. But
    this very day, He's offering you instead a chance to join His family and
    live with Him forever.

    God gives us a beautiful picture of this amazing possibility in a
    story from the life of King David, the one from whom Jesus was descended. In
    2 Samuel 9, our word for today from the Word of God, David has become the
    king after the previous King Saul's all-out attempts to have him killed. It
    was the custom of kings then to exile or execute the families of those who
    wanted them dead, so they wouldn't become part of a future rebellion or
    plot. But there was one man left of Saul's family. His name was
    Mephibosheth, and he was crippled in both feet. King David had
    Mephibosheth brought to him, and Saul's grandson was scared to death.

    "'Don't be afraid,' David said to him, 'for I will surely show you
    kindness for the sake of your father Jonathan (who was Saul's son and
    David's friend) ... I will restore to you all the land that belonged to your
    grandfather Saul, and you will always eat at my table.' ... and Mephibosheth
    ate at the king's table like one of the king's sons."

    That's what God wants to do for you even though you have, like all
    of us, rebelled against His kingship and run your own life. It's that
    rebellion that could be paid for only with the blood of God's Son. Which
    means you and I were part of the reason God's Son died. But He stands ready,
    no matter what you've done, to throw open the door and welcome you into His
    family and into His heaven when you die.

    The only way you'll ever be allowed into God's heaven is on the
    basis of your personal relationship with the person God loves most - His one
    and only Son, Jesus. So where you stand with God and where you'll spend
    eternity depends totally on whether or not you have welcomed the Son of God
    into your life as your Savior from your sin. You can do that today and God
    will cancel the hell you deserve and give you instead the heaven you could
    never deserve. If that's what you want, let me send you my booklet about it
    called Yours For Life. Just let me know you want it.

    Like me, you deserve the punishment for your sins against the King
    of all kings. But He's ready to welcome you into His family today and you
    will "eat at the king's table like one of the king's sons" because He wants
    you with Him forever! Ron Hutchcraft




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    Professor Howdy said...

    Physicist Gary Thomas of the University of Colorado's Lab
    for Atmospheric and Space Physics says mysterious ice
    clouds that have recently surfaced over parts of America
    are confounding scientists.
    Strangely, the frigid air masses seem to appear
    wherever Senator Clinton is.

    Professor Howdy said...

    If you've ever had a baby, you know how exciting it is to see the
    first ultrasound images. But it's a grainy picture and not easy
    to decipher.

    There is a new technology that not only shows the images in 3-D
    but it also records movement in real time.

    You can check out the video here at the BBC's Web site. It shows
    a baby in the womb "playing" by jumping about as if on a trampoline.

    Click Here

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3846525.stm

    Spud said...

    Very funny. I was wondering if you wanted to trade links?

    Tye Male said...

    salt water in the toilets. Good one.

    Professor Howdy said...




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