A UNC grad traveling through
the prairies of Colorado stopped
at a small town and went to a cafe.
He stood at the end of the bar,
ordered a coke, and lit up a cigar.
As he sipped his coke, he stood
there quietly blowing smoke rings.
After he blew nine or ten
smoke rings into the air,
an angry American Indian
stomped up to him and said,
"One more remark like that
and I'll bust you in the chops!"