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UNC Curtains!


UNC Computer Student

A UNC student enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair
of pink curtains."


The salesman assures her that they have a large
selection of pink
curtains. He shows her several
patterns, but the student seems to have
a hard
time choosing.


Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then
asks what size curtains
she needs.


The student promptly replies, "Seventeen inches."


"Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman.
"That sounds very small --
what room are
they for?"


The student tells him that they aren't for a room,
but they are for
her computer monitor.


The surprised salesman replies, "But miss,
computers do not need curtains!"


The UNC student says, "Hellllooooooooo? --
I've got Windoooooows?"






*It may come as a surprise to you -
It certainly did to us but the girl in
this story plans to vote Democrat in
the upcoming election

4 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

A UNC student enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair
of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large
selection of pink curtains. He shows her several
patterns, but the student seems to have a hard
time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains
she needs.

The student promptly replies, "Seventeen inches."

"Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman.
"That sounds very small -- what room are
they for?"

The student tells him that they aren't for a room,
but they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss,
computers do not need curtains!"

The UNC student says, "Hellllooooooooo? --
I've got Windoooooows?"

Anonymous said...

Hellooooooo!! enjoy them.
I hope the hole is square, this time!!

Ron Hutchcraft said...

I was on an early morning flight into Pittsburgh. It's the kind where most
of the passengers are real veteran flyers, you know, like business people.
And wouldn't you know, we got one of those two-for-the-price-of-one
landings. Yeah, it's one of those bumpy, bouncy ones. You know? I mean,
even with the seasoned flyers aboard, that landing got everyone's heads out
of their papers and their briefcases - including mine. I couldn't wait to hear
what the flight attendant was going to say. And, fortunately, we got one of
the few that could show a sense of humor. He came on and said, "Ladies and
gentlemen, now that I have your attention, I'd like to make a few
announcements!" That's great! Believe me, after a landing like that, he had
our attention!

You may have been experiencing a few bumpy landings lately yourself. It
might be medical, or marital, economic, romantic, maybe it's parental issues
or relationship issues. You're wondering why things have been so rocky.
There could be many reasons, but we know that ultimately God is in charge
of things. So, why has He sent or allowed these bumpy landings? Could it
be He's trying to get your attention? Maybe if you could hear God's voice
audibly right now, you'd hear Him saying, "Now that I have your attention,
I'd like to make a few announcements."

One of King David's Psalms in the Old Testament is about how our bumpy
landings can serve as spiritual wakeup calls. In our word for today from the
Word of God in Psalm 32:1, he says, "Blessed is he whose transgressions are
forgiven, whose sins are covered...When I kept silent, my bones wasted away
through my groaning all day long. For day and night Your hand was heavy upon
me; my strength was sapped as in the heat of summer."

David says the best position you can be in in your life is to have all your
sins forgiven, your moral mistakes forgiven and cleaned up and to know
you're OK with God and that you have a new beginning. But he goes on
to say that he wasn't really dealing with the junk that was between him and
God until he hit some bumpy landings. Until he started hurting physically,
emotionally, until he felt God's heavy hand on him...until he was shot.
That's when God got his attention and showed him that he needed to
face his sin problem which was the ultimate cause of all his other problems.

It could be God is trying to make the same kind of announcement to you right
now. I hope that through your bumpy landings Jesus can finally get your
attention. His announcements? Well, things you might otherwise not have
listened to or considered. He's using the trouble to say to you things like,
"You are not enough, you need something lasting, you've tried it long enough
without Me, or I love you so much." And He stands ready to do for you what
you have needed and maybe avoided for years - to remove what's between
you and the God that you need so much.

Jesus can do that because He absorbed all the guilt and all the hell of all
your sin when He paid for it on the cross. And your bumpy landings may
be all to bring you to the place that you've missed all these years - that
cross where He loved you enough to die for you. All the journey of your life
has been to bring you to this moment where you could finally commit yourself
to the Savior you were made by, the Savior you were made for, the Savior who
loves you so very much. Then you will be able to say as King David did,
"Lord, You forgave the guilt of my sin."

If you've missed Jesus all these years, if you don't want to miss Him any
longer, you want to begin your personal relationship with Him, tell Him that
right now. And I'd invite you to check out our website sometime as soon as
you can today. It's YoursForLife.net. Because I've tried to lay out there
simply and non-religiously as I could how you can be sure you belong to
Jesus Christ. Or you can call and get the booklet that I wrote Yours For
Life toll free at 877-741-1200.

Your bumpy landings may have shaken up your life, but only so you would turn
your attention to the Son of God so He could finally bring you safely home.


To find out how you can begin a personal relationship with Jesus
Christ, please visit:

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Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
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