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UNC Exam Questions!



1) What kind of person puts poison 
on another person's corn flakes?

2) What kind of streets do zombies 

like best?


*Answers are located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity but
no machination or peeking allowed.




3 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

Q. What kind of person puts poison on another person's corn flakes?

A. A cereal killer.

Q. What kind of streets do zombies like best?

A. Dead ends.

Anonymous said...

Dear Professor,

For your information:

Bad cholesterol is the kind that clogs arteries, shoplifts
lipstick and lies under oath.

Dr. Pepper

Anonymous said...

I heard that the wealthy old man just pretended to eat the poison cereal. He was very haughty and putting on his heirs.

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