Two UNC grads were working on
a house. The one who was nailing
down siding, would reach into his
nail pouch, pull out a nail and either
toss it over his shoulder or nail
The other grad, figuring this was
worth looking into, asked, "Why
are you throwing those nails away?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail
out of my pouch and it's pointed
toward me I throw it away because
it's defective. If it's pointed toward
the house I nail it in!"
The second got completely upset and
yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed
toward you aren't defective! They're for
the other side of the house!"