Beauty Secret!

Two UNC girls were talking to each other and one couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful.

"Well.. once a week I fill a bathtub up with milk and just soak in it."

So the UNC student went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like a lot of milk."

"How much?" asked the farmer.

"Well quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."

He asked, "Pasturized?" "No...just up to my neck."

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Professor Howdy said...

Two UNC girls were talking to each other
and one couldn't help but notice how pretty
and beautiful the others skin was. So she
asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful.
"Well.. once a week I fill a bathtub up
with milk and just soak in it."

So the UNC student went to a farm and spoke to
the farmer. "I'd like a lot of milk."

"How much?" asked the farmer.

"Well quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."

He asked, "Pasturized?" "No...just up to my neck."

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Wes said...

lol, very funny. I like it.

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Professor Howdy said...

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peer-to-peer nature. All computers on the internet are equal,
and in the past it hasn't mattered whether your computer is
a 386 in Nguru on the end of a satellite phone or a big monster
in a New York rack. If that ever changes, I think we will lose
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Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
into which they never enter and with their hand on the door
latch they die outside. GK Chesterton


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Anonymous said...

That Islam is "peace and tolerance" is the most popular lie in the world
today. Intellectuals in the West who defame Christ parrot the most fatuous
praise of Muham--mad, in spite of his legacy of murder, pillage and rape. A
Sesame Street-type Arabic TV program features children training to be
suicide bombers and chanting "Death to Israel" -- for peace, of course.
Reporter Ann Coulter suggests, "Inasmuch as liberals are demanding that
Americans ritualistically proclaim, Islam is a religion of peace, Muslims
might do their part by not killing people all the time." 1

That our leaders promote this lie, and that so many believe it without one
fact to support it, bodes ill for America and the world. We only ask Muslims
for one example of where and when Islam ever brought peace and tolerance --
and please dont threaten us with death (the standard Islamic persuasion) for

Never forget that Muslims slaughtered and conquered "for Allah" from Spain
to China. These Arab conquests (defensive battles, they claim) were "more
rapid than the Roman, more lasting than the Mongol...the most amazing feat
in military history." 2

Islams founder, Muhammad, began his career attacking rich caravans passing
near his base in Medina. The first three assaults failed. The fourth
succeeded because the victims were surprised by an ambush during Ramadan.
Arab tribes had long refrained from aggression in that "holy month."
Muhammad, however, had received a "revelation" authorizing plunder and
murder in Allahs name during this special time of peace (Surah 2:217).
Another absolved the Muslims of killing: "Ye slew them not, but Allah slew
them" (Surah 8:17).

Most Muslims dont realize that in observing Ramadan and the annual
pilgrimage (hajj) to Mecca, they follow what pagan Arabs practiced for
centuries before Muhammad was born.

Challenged to do miracles like Christ, Muhammad could do none. On March 16,
624, near Badr, he led 300 warriors in a vicious attack against a large
Meccan caravan protected by a force of 800. Some 40 Meccans were killed and
60 taken prisoner to a loss of only 14 Muslims. This amazing victory was
seen as the attesting miracle Muhammad needed. As a result, the ranks of
Muslims swelled with those eager to share in future plunder.

Having proved himself the prophet of Allah with the sword, Muhammad sealed
his apostleship with more than twenty murders, beginning with al-Nadr, an
old enemy from Mecca. Taken captive in the battle at Badr, he pleaded that
the Meccan Quraish tribe would never kill captives. Muhammad had him
beheaded anyway, justifying the deed with another "revelation": "It is not
for any Prophet to have captives until he hath made slaughter in the land"
(Surah 8:67).

Much of the growing Muslim wealth came from robbing and killing Jews,
causing "the disappearance of these Jewish communities from Arabia
proper"4 -- justified by a further "revelation" (Surah 33:26,27). To this
day, by law no Jew may set foot in Saudi Arabia.

A number of poets were murdered at Muhammads behest for having mocked him in
verse. The first was the poetess Asma bint Marwan, stabbed to death by Umayr
while she was nursing her youngest child. The poet Abu Afak (reportedly more
than 100 years old) was murdered next. Then came the Jewish poet Kab bin
al-Ashraf. A timely "revelation" said all poets were inspired of Satan
(Surah 26:221-227).

Does it bother todays Muslims that murder, rape, plunder and slavery of
innocent people were the accepted way of life upon which Islam was founded
and still operates? Apparently not. Kabs murder (the account slanted with
fictitious details) is justified on a popular Muslim website, revealing
Islams peculiar meaning of "peace" and "justice":

Kab had become a real danger to the state of peace and mutual trust which
the Prophet was struggling to achieve in Madinah....The Prophet was quite
exasperated with him....This was all part of the great process...which
helped to make Islam spread and establish it on foundations of justice and
piety. 5 [Emphasis added]

Christ left Christians "an example, that ye should follow his steps: who did
no sin, neither was guile found in his mouth: who, when he was reviled,
reviled not again; when he suffered, he threatened not...[but] bare our sins
in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto
righteousness..." (1 Pt 2:21-24). But the Muslim must follow the example of
Muhammad who killed all who dared to disagree with him!

A Christian must "know" God (Jer 9:24; Jn 17:3), "love" God with all his
heart (Dt 6:5; Mt 22:37, etc.) and "believe" in Christ in his heart (Acts
8:37; Rom 10:9). The God of the Bible wants mans trust and affection without

In contrast, Allah can be neither known nor loved. Nor does one even have to
believe to become a Muslim. Under threat of death, one merely recites aloud,
"There is no ila (god) but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet." This
"conversion without faith" was established when Abu Sufyan, a Quraish
leader, upon surrendering Mecca in 630 to Muhammad and his superior army,
admitted that he doubted the latters prophethood. He was warned, "Accept
Islam and testify that Muhammad is the apostle of Allah before your neck is
cut off by the sword. Thus [without believing] he professed the faith of
Islam and became a Muslim." 6 This pattern is followed today: confess or die!

Upon Muhammads death in A.D. 632, many Arabs attempted to abandon Islam. Abu
Bakr (the first caliph to succeed Muham-mad) and his warriors in the
infamous Wars of Apostasy killed tens of thousands of ex-Muslims, forcing
Arabia back into Islam. Muhammad had commanded, "Whoever relinquishes his
faith, kill him." Islam is still enforced this way under sharia (Islamic
law) in Saudi Arabia and wherever Muslims are able to do so. This is peace
and tolerance?!

The Universal Islamic Declaration of Human Rights was announced at the
International Conference on the Prophet Muhammad and his Message held in
London in April 1980. It declares, "Islam gave to mankind an ideal code of
human rights fourteen centuries ago...based on the Quran and the Sunnah
[teachings and practice of Muhammad]...." Human rights? What deceit!

Abu Bakr was succeeded as caliph by Umar Abu Hafsa. His armies took Damascus
in 635, Antioch in 636, Jerusalem in 638, Syria in 640, Egypt and Persia in
641. Entire cities were massacred, such as Behnesa, Fayum, Nikiu and Aboit
in Egypt, Tripoli in North Africa and Euchaita in Armenia. Carthage was
razed to the ground. In 644, Umar was murdered.

Uthman ibn Affan, the third caliph, consolidated and expanded the growing
Islamic empire. A son-in-law of Muhammad, he standardized the Quran, burning
all rival copies over protests of those still alive who remembered different
readings and missing verses. Among these was Muhammads favorite wife Aisha
who, by the way, never veiled her face. Uthman, too, was murdered by a rival
Muslim faction. Prevented from being buried in a Muslim cemetery, he was
buried at night by friends, ironically, in a Jewish cemetery.

Islam divides the world into dar al-Islam (the house of peace) and dar
al-Harb (the house of war). To bring "peace," Allah commands, "I shall cast
terror into the hearts of the infidels. Strike off their heads! (8:13); Slay
the idolaters wherever you find them...(9:5); O Prophet, struggle with the
unbelievers and hypocrites and be thou harsh with them...(9:73); Believers,
make war on the infidels that dwell around you..." (9:123). Perpetual jihad
is commanded until all the world is under sharia. Nor would that bring
peace, because Muslims fight among themselves, as history testifies.

The fourth and last of the "rightly guided" caliphs was Ali, Muhammads
cousin and son-in-law. Accused of complicity in Uthmans murder, he never
fully established his rule. Aisha supported a rebellion against him,
resulting in the Battle of the Camel in which 10,000 were killed. Ali won,
but was murdered in 661.

Wars of succession pitted Quraish against Bedouins, Umayyads against the
Hashimite followers of Ali, etc. Most of Alis family were killed by rival
Muslims in 680. Mecca was besieged by troops of Yezid, an Umayyad; the Kaaba
(later restored) was burned to the ground, its Black Stone split into three
pieces. Mecca was taken in 692 by Abd-al-Malik (who in 691 had built the
Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem to replace the Kaaba). He united Muslims once
again by force and Islam continued its conquests.

In 712, Muslim raiders under Muhammad Qasun began the invasion of India,
demolishing temples and palaces and massacring, as in Constantinople, where
the streets ran with blood. "The massacres perpetrated by Muslims in India
are unparalleled in history, bigger in sheer numbers than the
Holocaust...."7 But Islam is "peace!"

The Umayyad caliphate ruled the Muslim world until 749 when all of the
Umayyads were murdered by the rival Abbasids, except one survivor,
abd-al-Rahman, who fled to Spain where he established an independent
caliphate. Thus began the Abbasid caliphate, which lasted until 1258 in
spite of intrigue, assassinations and uprisings -- all peaceful, of course.

The double-cross and murder of Muslims at the hands of Muslims continues to
this day. Scarcely a Muslim regime is not ruled by a dictator who seized
power from other Muslims, as in Syria and Iraq. The ten-year revolution in
Algeria has cost 100,000 lives. In Afghanistan, rival Muslim warlords fight
one another. "Infidels" have to intervene there as in the Gulf, to enforce
peace among "peaceful" Muslims.

Muslims loyal to the murdered Ali and his sons are called Shiites (the
majority in Iran). The others are called Sunnis and comprise the majority
elsewhere. These two factions have long demonstrated that "Islam is peace"
by fighting one another, as in the eight-year war between Iran and Iraq when
more people were killed than in World War I.

Muslim conquests involving multiple massacres of literally millions
continued for more than 1,300 years. Under the Abbasids the Islamic empire
reached its zenith of power, prosperity and learning.

In Spain (to which Muslims point as an example of their tolerance) the
garrison of Muez was slaughtered in 920; Pamplona was put to the sword in
923; then Cordova, Zaragoza and Mereda, with all adult males killed and
women and children enslaved. The Jews of Granada were butchered in 1066, 34
years after 6,000 Jews had been slaughtered in Fez, Morocco. In 1146,
Islamic Fez was put to the sword by rival Muslims, the Almohads, who
conquered much of North Africa after annihilating the Almoravides (another
Muslim faction) with about 100,000 massacred, another 120,000 killed in
Marrakesh, and similar slaughters elsewhere -- all gestures of "peace."

The 400-year rule of the Ottoman Turks saw forced kidnappings of young boys
into Islam and slavery, causing parents to mutilate children to make them
undesirable. Under the Ottomans, being Greek, Armenian, Serb or any other
non-Muslim was to live in daily fear of murder, rape, torture, genocide. To
this day, Serbs and Bulgarians loathe Turks and Bosnians.

When Sultan Murad III died, his son Muhammad had all nineteen of his
brothers murdered and the seven of his fathers concubines who were pregnant
sewn into sacks and thrown into the sea. The successor of Murad IV had all
300 women in his harem sewn into sacks and thrown into the Bosphorus. Like
so many other Muslim leaders, he was murdered- -- peacefully.

The persecution of Jews in Roman Catholic Europe was mild compared to what
Ottoman Christians endured for four centuries. More than a million Armenians
were slaughtered in the last decades of the nineteenth and the first of the
twentieth centuries, as well as many thousands of Jews, Greeks, Assyrians,
Lebanese, et al. Tragically, the oppression and bloodshed were often
condoned by Western powers, particularly England and at times America. In
the great 1915 genocide, "women came with butcher knives [to] gain that
merit in Allahs eyes that comes from killing a Christian." 8 The destruction
of Smyrna in September 1922 with the deliberate massacre of nearly 300,000
inhabitants is another example of Islamic "peace." English, American,
Italian and French battleships anchored in the harbor repelled fleeing
victims who swam out to them for help.9

The popular "explanation" that Osama bin Laden and other terrorists are not
Muslims, but fanatics, is a rebuke to the Quran, to Muhammad, and to Islam
itself. As Trifkovic writes (p. 127), "Thirteen centuries of...suffering and
death of countless millions, have been covered by the myth of Islamic
tolerance...." The West winks at the blatant denial of basic human rights
and support of terrorism by Saudi Arabia and other Muslim countries -- even
favors Islamic terrorists in Chechnya, Cyprus, Bosnia, Kashmir, Kosovo,
Macedonia, Sudan and East Timor.

Our politically correct delusion is leading to disaster. Tragically, the
gospel is kept from Islamic countries by the failure of Western governments
to admit and confront the truth about Islam. Please continue to inform
yourselves, to protest to our leaders, to pray for Gods intervention, and to
be witnesses for Christ to Muslims in our country.

Dave Hunt

Professor Howdy said...

The executive was interviewing a UNC grad for a position in his
office, and in an attempt to find out more about her personality,
he asked "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or
dead, who would it be?"
"Duh ..." the grad quickly responded, "with the living one."


Pay close attention to what you are reading and saying!

The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was
time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.


Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;
trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in
time or eternity. - D.L. Moody


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Professor Howdy said...

Five Good Biblical WorldView Sites:

Dr. Al Mohler:

Chuck Colson:

American News Commentary:

Michael Youssef:

Two Minute WV Cartoon:


To My Muslim Friends:

Islam vs. Christianity Comparison:

Arabic Students:

Answering Islam:

Muhammad or Jesus?

Islam Watch:

Former Muslims:

A Christian Dies To Save Muslims:

Is the God Of Muhammad The Father Of Jesus?

The Reason For God:

Three Things About Islam:

Taqiyya - Lying For Islam:

From The Heart Of A Muslim:

Watch The Jesus Movie:

World Students:

A Message From God:

Why Trust The Bible & Not The Qur'an:


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