An arrogant Department of Agriculture (DOA) representative
stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer. "I need to
inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."
The Agricultural representative said in a wise tone, "I have
the authority of the U.S. Government with me. See this card?
I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."
So the old farmer went about his farm chores.
Later, the farmer heard loud screams. He saw the DOA rep
running for the fence, and close behind was the farmer's
The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and was
gaining at every step.
The old farmer called out: "Show him your card!"