Department Of Agriculture Representative


An arrogant Department of Agriculture (DOA) representative
stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer. "I need to
inspect your farm."

The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."

The Agricultural representative said in a wise tone, "I have
the authority of the U.S. Government with me. See this card?
I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

Later, the farmer heard loud screams. He saw the DOA rep
running for the fence, and close behind was the farmer's
prize bull.

The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and was
gaining at every step.

The old farmer called out: "Show him your card!"


Professor Howdy said...

"Bad cholesterol is the kind that clogs arteries, shoplifts
lipstick and lies under oath."

Professor Howdy said...

Q: What happens when two bullets get married?
A: They have a little BB.

Professor Howdy said...

If only CBS, CNN, ABC, NBC, NY & LA Times
had covered WW II with today's technology:

Anchor: We switch you now to Auschwitz for this
special report from our roving reporter...

RR: Good evening Peter from this peace loving
town. I'm standing on the outskirts of a home for
unemployed Jews & other minorities which the
Third Reich has so graciously provided. As you
can see way over in the distance, Nazi's children
are picking daisies unaware of late yesterday's
dastardly attack by American B-17's & B-24's
on a nearby town and the factories where their
poor parents were employed.

Anchor: Be careful RR of those American P-51's.

RR: Roger that Peter.

Anchor: Now we switch you to the bombed out Headquarters
of the peaceful Gestapo, where American P-51's & P-38's
destroyed this center where German minorities were aided
medically during very troubled times in their lives... What?
No we lost that story & our brave reporter from a roving
P-51. Sorry! Now for this late breaking story from RR2
live with General Patton...

RR2: General Patton, sir, why are your supply lines
stretched so thin and why did you shoot those beloved mules
who were blocking your dastardly warmongering tanks -
you have a "failed plan" and why did you just slap me.
I'm telling my Mama!

Anchor: Well, there you have it folks! The cruel
American General savagely & without provocation
cruelly beat & humiliated our sensitive peace loving
RR2. Now we switch you to the League of Nations...

RR3: That's right Peter, the French have filed a complaint
about U.S.A & Brit's savage & unprovoked attach on their
harmonious country on June 6, 1944 at Normandy. It was
hoped by the French that the Allies would have allowed
more time for diplomacy before the invasion.Even the
nonbelligerent Germans are backing the French on this one.

Anchor: Shocking indeed because Germany never attacked
the U.S. and the Japanese didn't meant to assail us at Pearl
Harbor either - they were simply lost in a storm which
is being "covered up" by the U.S. War Department. Now
a word from our sponser: Messerschmitt Industries.

jennifer said...

May I copy and post the above scenario on my blog? It really needs to be dispersed for all to understand we are losing mentally, which will cost the loss of America that we love.

Professor Howdy said...

You are always welcome to use anything in 'T & H' at any

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