A UNC lineman was on vacation
in the depths of Louisiana.
He wanted a pair of genuine
alligator shoes in the worst way,
but was very reluctant to pay
the high prices the local vendors
After becoming very frustrated
with the "no haggle" attitude
of one of the shopkeepers,
the UNC tackle shouted, "Maybe
I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair
of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means,
be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out
and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the lineman turned
and headed for the swamps, set
on catching himself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper
is driving home when he spots
the UNC football player standing
waist deep in the water. Just then,
he sees a huge nine-foot alligator
swimming quickly toward him...
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