UNC Med Students!

Making rounds one 
morning, a doctor 
points out an X-ray 
to a group of UNC 
medical students.

"As you can see," 
he says, "the patient 
limps because his 
left fibula and tibia 
are radically arched.

Bernie, what would 
you do in a case like 

"Hmmnn...," ponders 
the student, "Yes... 
I suppose I'd limp too."


Professor Howdy said...

The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his
four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl
was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the
pumpkin turns into a golden coach.

Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into
a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-
term capital gain?"

Anonymous said...

Dear Howdy,

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

Tommy C. (UNC)

Professor Howdy said...

Why did the three little pigs leave home?

Their father was an awful boar.

Professor Howdy said...

It was a typically busy day at the bank. After a glance at
the line of waiting customers, a harried-looking man came
up to the side counter and demanded, "What do I have to do
to change the address on my account?"

Without missing a beat, the clerk replied, "Move."

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