UNC
A fellow took a UNC student
to the movies. During the
previews, she asked him
if he would go and buy
her some M & M's.
When he returned with
her candy, she opened
the bag, picked out all
the brown ones and threw
them on the floor.
"What did you do that
for?" he asked her.
"I'm allergic to chocolate!"
she replied.
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ReplyDeleteDear Prof Howdy,
ReplyDeleteImagine what it would be like if TV actually were good.
It would be the end of everything we know.
Marvin M.
Q: How can you tell if a UNC* grad is Working in your Office?
ReplyDeleteA: The monitor is up on blocks.
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*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.
Dear Howdy,
ReplyDeleteEver wonder why limousine liberals in Hollywood hate guns? I think it's
because guns threaten their livelihood, in which they portray idiots doing
stupid things. Well, just imagine how their movies would end if the
characters were responsible firearm owners ... the movie'd be over in 10
minutes and nobody would buy a ticket to watch.
Cujo: "Oh no, I'm trapped in my car by a large, rabid dog. Where did I put
my 45?"
The Birds: "Boy, the air is so thick with birds, you don't even have to
aim."
Signs: "Unarmed aliens are trying to kill us? Grab the AK's boys, we're
going a-huntin'."
Se7en: "Some psycho is trying to force me to eat until I die. I think I'll
shoot him instead."
Fargo: "Oh no, two men have broken into my house and are trying to kidnap
me. How will I get their bloodstains out of my carpet???"
Friday the 13th: "If I can't actually kill Jason, he's going to look pretty
darn funny walking around after I blow his head off with a 12 gauge."
Any Zombie Movie: "Well, we're trapped in a house surrounded by flesh eating
zombies. Good thing we've got a couple of belt fed weapons around, isn't
it?"
Silence of the Lambs: "Clarice, the man you are looking for is dead. He was
shot by his last intended victim. Do you have any fava beans?"
The Fugitive: "Good thing my wife was able to shoot her one-armed attacker.
He was trying to murder her and frame me for it."
J.B.
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ReplyDeleteReaching The World -
Our Readers' Locations:
Num Perc. Country Name
drill down 195 39.00% United States United States
drill down 59 11.80% Canada Canada
drill down 54 10.80% India India
drill down 31 6.20% United Kingdom United Kingdom
drill down 30 6.00% Pakistan Pakistan
drill down 20 4.00% Italy Italy
drill down 17 3.40% Saudi Arabia Saudi Arabia
drill down 8 1.60% Finland Finland
drill down 7 1.40% Brazil Brazil
drill down 7 1.40% Germany Germany
drill down 6 1.20% Colombia Colombia
drill down 6 1.20% Peru Peru
drill down 6 1.20% Singapore Singapore
drill down 4 0.80% Sweden Sweden
drill down 4 0.80% Jamaica Jamaica
drill down 4 0.80% Kore Kore
drill down 4 0.80% Croatia Croatia
drill down 4 0.80% Australia Australia
drill down 3 0.60% Vietnam Vietnam
drill down 3 0.60% Spain Spain
drill down 3 0.60% Lithuania Lithuania
drill down 2 0.40% Ghana Ghana
drill down 2 0.40% Sri Lanka Sri Lanka
drill down 2 0.40% Norway Norway
drill down 2 0.40% Greece Greece
drill down 2 0.40% New Zealand New Zealand
drill down 2 0.40% Latvia Latvia
drill down 2 0.40% United Arab Emirates United Arab Emirates
drill down 2 0.40% Ireland Ireland
drill down 2 0.40% Ira Ira
drill down 2 0.40% Kuwait Kuwait
drill down 2 0.40% Ukraine Ukraine
drill down 2 0.40% Switzerland Switzerland
drill down 1 0.20% Mexico Mexico
Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations
of our last 500 readers around 7 A.M. today.
This will change completely in the next few
minutes. 'Thought & Humor' has been read in
ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that
I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."
EX IX:XVI
But how can people call for help if they
don't know who to trust? And how can
they know who to trust if they haven't
heard of the One who can be trusted?
And how can they hear if nobody tells
them? - RO X:XIV
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Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
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ReplyDeleteReaching The World -
Our Readers' Locations:
Num Perc. State/Region Country Name
41 8.20% North Carolina United States
37 7.40% California United States
36 7.20% Georgia United States
24 4.80% Michigan United States
19 3.80% Sindh Pakistan
18 3.60% Florida United States
18 3.60% Pennsylvania United States
17 3.40% Tennessee United States
16 3.20% Virginia United States
13 2.60% Saskatchewan Canada
13 2.60% Texas United States
13 2.60% Punjab Pakistan
12 2.40% New York United States
11 2.20% Mississippi United States
11 2.20% New Jersey United States
10 2.00% Illinois United States
10 2.00% Unknown Unknown -
10 2.00% Ontario Canada
8 1.60% Quebec Canada
8 1.60% Jalisco Mexico
7 1.40% Maryland United States
6 1.20% Washington United States
6 1.20% Alaska United States
6 1.20% Missouri United States
6 1.20% Idaho United States
6 1.20% Plaines Wilhems Mauritius
5 1.00% New Mexico United States
5 1.00% Dublin Ireland
5 1.00% Ohio United States
5 1.00% Colorado United States
5 1.00% West Virginia United States
4 0.80% Jasz-nagykun-szolnok Hungary
4 0.80% Marlborough New Zealand
4 0.80% Montana United States
4 0.80% Kentucky United States
4 0.80% Bayern Germany
4 0.80% Oregon United States
4 0.80% Arizona United States
4 0.80% Catalonia Spain
4 0.80% Kansas United States
4 0.80% South Carolina United States
4 0.80% Minnesota United States
4 0.80% Alabama United States
3 0.60% Attiki Greece
3 0.60% Hawaii United States
2 0.40% Slough United Kingdom
2 0.40% Pais Vasco Spain
2 0.40% Skane Lan Sweden
2 0.40% Estuaire Gabon
2 0.40% Ialomita Romania
2 0.40% New Brunswick Canada
2 0.40% Oklahoma United States
2 0.40% Uttar Pradesh India
2 0.40% Alberta Canada
2 0.40% Wisconsin United States
2 0.40% Toscana Italy
2 0.40% Iowa United States
2 0.40% District Of Columbia United States
2 0.40% Vermont United States
2 0.40% London United Kingdom
2 0.40% Prince Edward Island Canada
2 0.40% Wyoming United States
2 0.40% Wiltshire United Kingdom
1 0.20% Freeport Bahamas
1 0.20% Hong Kong
1 0.20% British Columbia Canada
Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations
of our last 500 readers around 7 A.M. today.
This will change completely in the next few
minutes. 'Thought & Humor' has been read in
ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that
I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."
EX IX:XVI
But how can people call for help if they
don't know who to trust? And how can
they know who to trust if they haven't
heard of the One who can be trusted?
And how can they hear if nobody tells
them? - RO X:XIV
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Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
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