Animal Crackers!

A UNC freshman opened a box

of animal crackers and spread
them all over her desk.

"What are you doing?" her room-
mate asked.

"Well it says you can't eat them
if the seal is broken," she ex-

"So, I'm looking for the seal."

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Professor Howdy said...

A friend and her young son, Reid, were browsing
in a large bookstore. Engrossed in making a selection,
my friend had lost sight of her child.

"Reid!" she called out, racing through the aisles.
"Reid!" Just as she spotted the boy, she bumped
into another customer. "Pardon me, ma'am,"
he said, "but most folks come here because they
already like to read. No sense in wasting your
time trying to convince them."

Professor Howdy said...

A UNC student stormed up to the front desk of
the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, ma'am?"

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was
no plot whatsoever!"

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you
must be the person who took our phone book."

Professor Howdy said...

Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?
A: Loss of memory.

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data.

Q: What is an astronaut's favourite key on a computer
A: The space bar.

Professor Howdy said...

Sad? Lonely? Worried?



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