Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture!
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After much urging by his wife, a UNC gradapplied for work on a farm. The foremandecided to give him a try and told him tomilk a cow, equipping him with a stool anda bucket.An hour later, the grad returned dirty andsweaty, the bucket in one hand and the brokenstool in the other."Extracting the milk was easy," he explained."The worst part was getting the cow to sit onthe stool!"
When picking out a pet, keep in mind that to a dog,you're family; to a cat, you're staff.
My partner and I pulled our police cruiser up behind a carstopped on the shoulder of the highway. We got out and askedthe driver if we could help. No, he replied, there was notrouble; he had just stopped to look at a map. When we turnedback, we noticed that his German shepherd had jumped in theopen passenger-side front window of our car."You may think there's no trouble," I smiled, "but your dogobviously thinks he's done something wrong. He's in our patrolcar."He laughed. "He probably thinks you've come to take him towork," he replied. "He's a retired police dog."
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