UNC Doctor's Visit!

"Doctor!" whined the UNC student, "I keep seeing spots before my eyes."

The physician scratched his head, "Why have you come to me? Have you seen an ophthalmologist?"

"No," replied the student, "just spots."


Professor Howdy said...

A UNC* grad goes to the doctor and tells him she hurts all over.
"When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I
touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head,
ouch, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts."

The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You're
a UNC grad, aren't you?"

The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am.
How did you know?"

The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."

*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.

Professor Howdy said...

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

Anonymous said...

Dear Prof Howdy,

We shall never understand one
another until we reduce the
language to seven words.


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