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Professor Dr. Howdy This Weekend!

Professor Dr. Howdy of 'Thought & Humor' shown Right At The Table!





3 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

Letters To Howdy

Dearest Prof Howdy,
Please keep on sending me your letters -
it made my day
sara


Dr. Howdy,
Like a few others, I have no idea how my address got on this list, but it's
nice to see good ol' Luther College getting some recognition. Usually I
just delete long, unsolicited emails (67 K for jokes?), but I'm glad I
actually read this one! Although I generally dislike HTML mail, most of
your jokes are worth it. Thanks!

Bret (Luther College '87)




Professor Howdy,
I love getting your newsletter. I'm not sure how
I got on the list, but keep it coming. In the last
one, a couple people wrote about being Luther
College grads. I am too! Small World. I'm sure
you could think up some good jokes using Luther!
Let me know if you need any help.

Keep the humor coming. Everyone needs a good laugh.
GO Norse!

~Jenny~

Professor Howdy said...

Emerson Moser, who was Crayola's senior crayon maker,
revealed upon his retirement that he was blue-green
colorblind and couldn't see all the colors! He molded
over 1.4 billion crayons in his 37 year career.

***

When Elizabeth I of Russia died in 1762, 15,000
dresses were found in her closets. She used to change
what she was wearing two and even three times an evening.

Professor Howdy said...

Top Joke In Australia


This woman rushed to see her doctor,
looking very much worried and all strung
out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look
at me. When I woke up this morning,
I looked at myself in the mirror and
saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up,
my skin was all wrinkled and pasty,
my eyes were bloodshot and bugging
out, and I had this corpse-like look on
my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple
of minutes, then calmly says: “Well,
I can tell you that there ain't nothing
wrong with your eyesight....”

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