Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture!
First Published In The Last Century - July 26, 1997!
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Letters To HowdyDearest Prof Howdy,Please keep on sending me your letters -it made my daysaraDr. Howdy,Like a few others, I have no idea how my address got on this list, but it'snice to see good ol' Luther College getting some recognition. Usually Ijust delete long, unsolicited emails (67 K for jokes?), but I'm glad Iactually read this one! Although I generally dislike HTML mail, most ofyour jokes are worth it. Thanks!Bret (Luther College '87)Professor Howdy,I love getting your newsletter. I'm not sure howI got on the list, but keep it coming. In the lastone, a couple people wrote about being LutherCollege grads. I am too! Small World. I'm sureyou could think up some good jokes using Luther!Let me know if you need any help.Keep the humor coming. Everyone needs a good laugh.GO Norse!~Jenny~
Emerson Moser, who was Crayola's senior crayon maker,revealed upon his retirement that he was blue-greencolorblind and couldn't see all the colors! He moldedover 1.4 billion crayons in his 37 year career.***When Elizabeth I of Russia died in 1762, 15,000dresses were found in her closets. She used to changewhat she was wearing two and even three times an evening.
Top Joke In AustraliaThis woman rushed to see her doctor,looking very much worried and all strungout. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a lookat me. When I woke up this morning,I looked at myself in the mirror andsaw my hair all wiry and frazzled up,my skin was all wrinkled and pasty,my eyes were bloodshot and buggingout, and I had this corpse-like look onmy face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”The doctor looks her over for a coupleof minutes, then calmly says: “Well,I can tell you that there ain't nothingwrong with your eyesight....”
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