UNC Traffic Stop!
A UNC Campus Cop cop pulls over a State Grad for speeding.
Thinking quickly, the man says to the officer:
"It's an emergency. My mother-n-law's in the back seat. She took an overdose of reducing pills."
Checking the back seat, the officer shook his head.
"But I don't see anyone back there, sir."
"Oh, no!" cried the NCSU Grad. . . .
"I'm too late!"