Monday

UNC Traffic Stop!



A UNC Campus Cop cop pulls over a State Grad for speeding.

Thinking quickly, the man says to the officer:

"It's an emergency. My mother-n-law's in the back seat. She took an overdose of reducing pills."

Checking the back seat, the officer shook his head.

"But I don't see anyone back there, sir."

"Oh, no!" cried the NCSU Grad. . . .

"I'm too late!"


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Professor Howdy said...

TOP TEN PICKUP LINES USED BY ADAM

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10. "You know you're the only one for me!"
9. "Do you come here often?"
8. "Trust me, this was meant to be!"
7. "Look around, baby. All the other guys
around here are animals!"
6. "I already feel like you're a part of me!"
5. "Honey, you were made for me!"
4. "Why don't you come over to my place
and we can name some animals?"
3. "You're the girl of my dreams!" (Gen. 2:21)
2. "I like a girl who doesn't mind being ribbed!"

And the number one pick up line from Adam is:

1. "You're the apple of my eye!" *




* I realize the Bible says Adam and Eve ate
of the "fruit," not "apple," but apple is funnier!

Professor Howdy said...

A profesor at the North Carolina State University*
was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden lectures.

At the beginning of one semester, an innovative
class breathed new life into the course by assigning
baseball plays to each hackneyed phrase delivered
by the professor.

For example, when the professor said, "On the
other hand," that counted as a base hit. "By the
same token" was a strike out; "and so on"
counted as a stolen base.

Divided into two teams by the center aisle of
the lecture hall, the students played inning
after inning of silent, but vigorous baseball .

On the last day of class, the impossible
happened: the score was tied and bases
were loaded! Then the batter hit a home
run! The winning team stood and cheered
wildly.

Though deeply appreciative, the professor
later was quoted as wondering why only half
of the students had been enthusiastic about
his lectures.

*Premier Institution of Higher Learning in North Carolina.

Professor Howdy said...

"Beware of him who hates the laugh
of a child." - Henry Ward Beecher

Professor Howdy said...




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