Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture!
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Jones jumped up from the card table white with rage."Stop this game," he shouted, "Smith is cheating!""How do you know?""He's not playing the hand I dealt him."
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A dog walks into Western Union and asks the clerk to send a telegram.He fills out a form on which he writes down the telegram he wishes tosend: "Bow wow wow, Bow wow wow."The clerk says, "You can add another 'Bow wow' for the same price.""But," the dog responded, "wouldn't that sound a little silly?"
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