Great UNC Jokes by Professor Howdy
A property manager of single-family
residence in Chapel Hill* was showing
a unit to prospective tenants and asking
the usual questions.
"Professionally employed?" he asked.
"My husband is a UNC* prof," the wife answered.
"Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve," she answered proudly.
"Oh, no," she said earnestly. "They're very well behaved."
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for additional pertinent
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