UNC Cafeteria!

           The New UNC Cafeteria for freshmen only.

Proper attire is required in the 
cafeteria at the University of 
North Carolina (UNC). 

To enforce that rule, the management

posted this notice: "Shoes are 
required to eat in this cafeteria."

Next to it, a student added, 

"Socks can eat wherever they want."


Professor Howdy said...

A wholesale dealer who had a lot of trouble in getting a
certain retailer to pay his bills finally lost patience and
wrote the merchant a threatening letter.

He received the following reply: "Dear Sir: What do you mean
by writing me a letter like that? Every month I place all my
bills in a hat and then figure out how much money I have to
pay on my accounts. Then I have my bookkeeper draw as many
bills out of the hat as I have money to pay. If you don't
like my way of doing business, I won't even put your bills
in the hat."

Anonymous said...

Dear Dr. Howdy,

I was walking the streets of
Chapel Hill the other week and
I saw this sign: "This door is

I said to myself:
"How do you think I feel?"

Arnold Brown - UNC Student

Professor Howdy said...

A widowered old prof at UNC was in his golden years, but that didn't stop
him from trying to pick up the younger ladies. He went to the university
cafeteria, sat down at a table with a very pretty student who was eating
alone and said, "Where have you been all my life?"

The young lady took one glance at him and said,
"For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."

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