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UNC Explorer!

Folks enjoying 'Thought & Humor' by Professor Dr. Howdy - UNC


Did you hear about the UNC* 
explorer who bought a piece 
of sandpaper thinking it was 
a map of the Sahara Desert???

*Please see "comments"
for additional pertinent
& germane information.


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3 comments:

Professor Howdy said...




*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs* including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), N.U.T., A.P.E., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State. UNC
is a trademark of Underachievers of North Carolina...


*Please Note: Two of the above doctorate degrees are
held by the acclaimed, aristocratic, arresting, brilliant,
celebrated, conspicuous, dignified, distingue, eminent,
especial, esteemed, extraordinary, famed, foremost,
glorious, great, highly regarded, honored, illustrious,
imposing, marked, memorable, noble, nonpareil,
notable, noted, noteworthy, peerless, prominent,
remarkable, renowned, reputable, royal, salient,
shining, signal, singular, special, stately, striking,
superior, talked of, unforgettable, venerable,
well-known but very humble Professor Dr. Howdy.
Can you guesstimate which two???



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*Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought
& Humor'
and its subsidiaries related to the institution
of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another
of your choice from the list below:

1) Senate Dinosaurs
2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
3) Any accredited high school or middle school
4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring
to NCSU, JSU, MSU, USC, UGA, or FSU.

Professor Howdy said...

Trivia


The Bible, the world's best-selling book, is also
the world's most shoplifted book. Hope they read it!!!


Technically speaking, World War II isn't over.
There has never been a formal peace treaty
between Germany and the Soviet Union.




The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch
every year because when it was built, engineers failed to
take into account the weight of all the books that would
occupy the building.




The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in
every five must be straight. These straight sections are
usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Professor Howdy said...

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¿Usted sabía que el Dios le ama?
你知不知道上帝愛你嗎?
Știați că Dumnezeu te iubește?
Знаете ли вы, что Бог любит вас?
あなたは、神があなたを愛していることをご存知でしたか?
Visste du att Gud älskar dig?
Czy wiesz, że Bóg cię kocha?
האם אתה יודע שאלוהים אוהב אותך?
هل تعلم أن الله يحبك؟
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Jeste li znali da vas Bog ljubi?
Ĉu vi scias, ke Dio amas vin?
Kas teadsite, et Jumal armastab sind?
Alam mo ba na nagmamahal ka ng Diyos?
Γνωρίζατε ότι ο Θεός σας αγαπά;
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Tudtad, hogy Isten szeret téged?
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