Q: How do you keep a UNC player out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Chapel Hill in case of a tornado?
A: To Kenan Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a UNC player with a bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between UNC and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many UNC players does it take to win a bowl game?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q: What does UNC and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!