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UNC Luncheon!



A noted psychiatrist was a guest 
at a luncheon at UNC, and his 
hostess naturally broached
the subject in which the doctor 
was most at ease. "Would you 
mind telling me, Doctor," she 
asked, "how you detect a mental
deficiency in somebody who 
appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. 

"You ask a simple question 
which anyone should answer 
with no trouble. If he hesitates,
that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"


"Well, you might ask him, 

'Captain Cook made three 
trips around the world and
died during one of them. 
Which one?'

The UNC grad thought 

a moment, then said 
with a nervous laugh, 
"You wouldn't happen 
to have another example 
would you? I must confess 
I don't know much about history."



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Professor Howdy said...

New UNC Library Books


Hot Dog!: Frank Furter
Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion
Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar
Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator
As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar
Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves
Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity
Car Repairs: Axel Grease
It's Springtime!: Theresa Green
Chicago Gangs Of The '30's: Tommy Gunn
Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer
Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand
Volunteer's Guidebook: Linda Hand
Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
Tug of War: Paul Hard
I Love You!: Alma Hart
Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights
The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges
Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt
Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho
How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway
House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme
Laid Off!: Gwen Home
Poetry in Baseball: Homer
Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde
Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde
It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination
Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves
Neat Shirts: Preston Ironed
The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons
Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana
The Shrinking Society: Les Ismoor
Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch
Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis
You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest

Professor Howdy said...



Reaching The World -
Our Readers' Locations:

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drill down 36 7.20% Michigan United States United States
drill down 33 6.60% Tennessee United States United States
drill down 26 5.20% Georgia United States United States
drill down 25 5.00% North Carolina United States United States
drill down 20 4.00% Wyoming United States United States
drill down 18 3.60% Ohio United States United States
drill down 17 3.40% Florida United States United States
drill down 15 3.00% New York United States United States
drill down 15 3.00% Texas United States United States
drill down 15 3.00% Hamilton Bermuda Bermuda
drill down 14 2.80% Brezovica Slovenia Slovenia
drill down 13 2.60% Virginia United States United States
drill down 9 1.80% Illinois United States United States
drill down 8 1.60% New Brunswick Canada Canada
drill down 8 1.60% Quebec Canada Canada
drill down 8 1.60% Oklahoma United States United States
drill down 8 1.60% Minnesota United States United States
drill down 8 1.60% Jawa Tengah Indonesia Indonesia
drill down 7 1.40% Connecticut United States United States
drill down 7 1.40% Louisiana United States United States
drill down 6 1.20% South Carolina United States United States
drill down 6 1.20% Delaware United States United States
drill down 6 1.20% Ontario Canada Canada
drill down 6 1.20% Idaho United States United States
drill down 5 1.00% Andhra Pradesh India India
drill down 5 1.00% Colorado United States United States
drill down 5 1.00% Kansas United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Rajasthan India India
drill down 4 0.80% New Jersey United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Massachusetts United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Nebraska United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Montana United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Chisinau Moldova, Republic Of Moldova, Republic Of
drill down 4 0.80% California United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Arizona United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Nevada United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Maryland United States United States
drill down 3 0.60% Mississippi United States United States
drill down 3 0.60% Maharashtra India India
drill down 2 0.40% Tamil Nadu India India
drill down 2 0.40% Washington United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% Attiki Greece Greece
drill down 2 0.40% Manitoba Canada Canada
drill down 2 0.40% British Columbia Canada Canada
drill down 2 0.40% Indiana United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% Istanbul Turkey Turkey
drill down 2 0.40% New Mexico United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% Karpos Macedonia Macedonia
drill down 2 0.40% Louth Ireland Ireland
drill down 2 0.40% West Virginia United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% Kobenhavn Denmark Denmark
drill down 2 0.40% South Dakota United States United States
drill down 1 0.20% Ile-de-france France France
drill down 1 0.20% Alberta Canada Canada
drill down 1 0.20% Utah United States United States
drill down 1 0.20% Missouri United States United States
drill down 1 0.20% Rhode Island United States United States
drill down 1 0.20% Arkansas United States United States




Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations
of our last 500 readers around 7 A.M. today.
This will change completely in the next few
minutes. 'Thought & Humor' has been read in
ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that
I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."
EX IX:XVI

But how can people call for help if they
don't know who to trust? And how can
they know who to trust if they haven't
heard of the One who can be trusted?
And how can they hear if nobody tells
them? - RO X:XIV


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Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?
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Professor Howdy said...

Then I will praise you with music
on the harp, because you are...

...faithful to your promises,
O God. - Psalm 71:22 NLT

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