UNC Shoe Store!
UNC Shoe Store in 'Thought & Humor' by Professor Dr. Howdy.
A UNC student walks into a shoe store,
and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well they feel a bit tight," replies the student.
The assistant promptly bends down
and has a look at the shoes and at the
"Try pulling the tongue out. That
should help." the clerk says.
"Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth."