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The MSU graduate with a Science
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The NCSU graduate with an Engineering
degree asks, "How does it work?"

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The UGA graduate with an Accounting
degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

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A UNC graduate with an Arts degree
asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Professor Howdy said...

A detective who spent his entire career in plain
clothes quit the police force and bought a farm.

"What kind of crops do you plan to grow?"
the police chief asked the farmer-to-be.

"Carrots and potatoes," the man replied.

"Why carrots and potatoes?" asked the chief.

"Because," answered the ex-detective, . . .
"I'm very fond of undercover crops."

Professor Howdy said...

A local newspaper was doing a story about
how housing developments were eating up
farmland, putting the livelihood of local
farmers in jeopardy. They interviewed
Arthur Brown, a well-known and respected
farmer who lived on the outskirts of town
and a graduate of UNC. He had received
numerous high-dollar offers for on
particular field which bordered a nearby
housing development.

The photographer took a picture of Farmer
Brown standing on the controversial piece
of land. The picture appeared in the story
and mentioned Farmer Brown as....

.."a man out-standing in his field."

Professor Howdy said...

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt
under his arm and says: "A root beer, please,
and one for the road."

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