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Beware Of Dog!


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Professor Howdy said...

Something that warns you against doing a certain act
or practice could be called a caveat. Near synonyms
include: warning, caution, and proviso.

A caveat can also be an added explanation meant to prevent
misinterpretation, something that qualifies a more general
statement. Example: "She recommended the restaurant
with the caveat that the wait for a table could be quite long."


In legal usage a caveat is a formal request to suspend a proceeding
until the opposition has a hearing. Caveat emptor is a legal
principle meaning "let the buyer beware."


Caveat is derived from the Latin cavere (to be on guard).
It first found its way into use in English in 1533. Cavere
is also the root word of caution (warning against danger).

Professor Howdy said...

A Billionaire had a valet that happened to be
a UNC (English major) grad. The UNC grad
often made use of the Texan's castoff clothing
and had his eye on a pair of tan trousers that
were not wearing out fast enough to suit him,
so he rubbed some grease on one knee. When
his employer asked if he'd noticed the grease,
the UNC grad told him that he had tried unsuc -
cessfully to remove it.

"Did you try gasoline?" the billionaire asked.

"Yes sir," replied the UNC grad, "But it didn't
work. In fact, I've tried everything I know."

"Have you tried ammonia?"

"Oh, no, sir!" exclaimed the UNC grad,
"But I know they'll fit."

Professor Howdy said...

UNC student to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee,
I have this sharp, excruciating pain."

Doctor: "Try to remember to remove the spoon from
the cup before drinking."

Professor Howdy said...




Reaching The World -
Our Readers' Locations:


Num Perc. State/Region Country Name
drill down 53 10.60% Washington United States United States
drill down 39 7.80% North Carolina United States United States
drill down 35 7.00% Pennsylvania United States United States
drill down 27 5.40% California United States United States
drill down 26 5.20% Georgia United States United States
drill down 26 5.20% Oregon United States United States
drill down 22 4.40% Tennessee United States United States
drill down 19 3.80% Ontario Canada Canada
drill down 19 3.80% Michigan United States United States
drill down 16 3.20% Illinois United States United States
drill down 15 3.00% Unknown Unknown -
drill down 14 2.80% New York United States United States
drill down 14 2.80% Mississippi United States United States
drill down 12 2.40% Alabama United States United States
drill down 12 2.40% Florida United States United States
drill down 10 2.00% West Virginia United States United States
drill down 10 2.00% Massachusetts United States United States
drill down 10 2.00% New Mexico United States United States
drill down 10 2.00% Ohio United States United States
drill down 9 1.80% Minnesota United States United States
drill down 8 1.60% Kansas United States United States
drill down 7 1.40% Tamil Nadu India India
drill down 7 1.40% Singapore Singapore
drill down 6 1.20% Vermont United States United States
drill down 6 1.20% Veracruz-llave Mexico Mexico
drill down 5 1.00% Distrito Federal Argentina Argentina
drill down 5 1.00% Indiana United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Arizona United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Texas United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Idaho United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Saskatchewan Canada Canada
drill down 4 0.80% New Brunswick Canada Canada
drill down 4 0.80% Krung Thep Thailand Thailand
drill down 4 0.80% South Carolina United States United States
drill down 3 0.60% New Jersey United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% New South Wales Australia Australia
drill down 2 0.40% Queensland Australia Australia
drill down 2 0.40% Hawaii United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% Rhone-alpes France France
drill down 2 0.40% Alaska United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% Junin Peru Peru
drill down 2 0.40% Oklahoma United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% Virginia United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% Hounslow United Kingdom United Kingdom
drill down 2 0.40% Montana United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% Manitoba Canada Canada
drill down 2 0.40% Missouri United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% Yogyakarta Indonesia Indonesia
drill down 1 0.20% Nevada United States United States




Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations
of our last 500 readers around 7 A.M. today.
This will change completely in the next few
minutes. 'Thought & Humor' has been read in
ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that
I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."
EX IX:XVI

But how can people call for help if they
don't know who to trust? And how can
they know who to trust if they haven't
heard of the One who can be trusted?
And how can they hear if nobody tells
them? - RO X:XIV



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