UNC Husband!

One day, a hubby decided to wash 
his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped up to the 
washing machine, he shouted to his 
wife, "Honey, what setting do I use
on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replied. "What 
does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "UNC!"


Professor Howdy said...

Why did the three little pigs leave home?

Their father was an awful boar.

Anonymous said...

Dear Professor,

As I was dropping off my son at his daycare the other day,
I overheard some of the other children talking about their

"My brother takes karate lessons," bragged one little boy.

"My sister takes gymnastics," said another.

Not to be outdone, the littlest child in the group piped up.
"My sister takes antibiotics!"

Michelle L.

Professor Howdy said...

"An elementary school in Santa Monica is banning tag from
the playground. They're afraid that the game could affect
children's self esteem. This also could prevent the spread
of 'kooties'." -Jay Leno

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